Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Expressive writer: Regularly shares original poetry and introspective text, e.g. calling posts “afterlife gibberish poetry stuff” and “a little bit of the dark poetry” in tweets like “afterlife gibberish poetry stuff. a sense of what i feel…” and “a little bit of the dark poetry. it is 3am.”.
- Passionate fan: Shows deep enthusiasm for comics, games, and films, e.g. praising Kingdom Come as “an actual masterpiece” in “how come anyone hasnt told me that Kingdom Come is an actual masterpiece?!” and calling movies like The Rip “so fucking GOOD” in “this movie was so fucking GOOD 😮💨🤌🏼”.
- Empathetic critic: Discusses social issues with concern for others, e.g. condemning neglectful parents and hoping the kid gets help in “I genuinely hate parents that do this… I hope somehow this kid gets the help he needs…”.
- Self-aware communicator: Openly reflects on their own behavior and perspective, such as noting their own bias in “i think the opposite because i think i know everyone despises me but that is just my perspective.” and acknowledging not being “much of a poet” in “honestly, i am not much of a poet but i will keep speakin what i have in my mind…”.
- Supportive friend: Celebrates others and shows affection, e.g. cheering for favorites in “I really hope he wins this one, cuz he was my favorite in Sinners😭🤌🏼” and praising a ‘birthday twin’ with “Birthday twin getting the nominations and Ws she truly deserves🥹”.
Weaknesses:
- Harsh self-view: Frequently expresses intense self-negativity, e.g. “i couldn’t even fix myself if i tried.” and “every millisecond, i regret my entire life.”.
- Despairing mindset: Tweets often lean toward hopelessness or wishing for an end, like “somebody please put me out of my misery.” and “i think atp i have officially lost on what is left of my sanity not even therapy could fix it.”.
- Social withdrawal: Describes shutting down or avoiding connection, e.g. “it felt good & weird at the same time because i kept my mouth shut for the whole time…” and reluctance to open up about childhood in “most of the reasons why i dont open up to many people about my childhood…”.
- Cynical outlook: Shows strong pessimism about life and the world, such as regretting life in “every millisecond, i regret my entire life.” and calling their country “cooked” after an ATM issue in “tried to deposit some money at the ATM, yeah, my country is cooked💀”.
- Harsh generalizations: Occasionally makes sweeping negative statements, e.g. about an entire continent in “As an African myself, i am ashamed of him visiting the entire continent, it has nothing much to offer. Some people praise it way too much.. a sad case, honestly.”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They most closely resemble Lisa Simpson: thoughtful, introspective, idealistic but often disillusioned, and always overthinking the state of the world. They openly question society and humanity’s direction, asking things like “With all the shit that is going on in the entire world, countries and all that. I just gotta ask myself out loud here. What are we all doing?”, which mirrors Lisa’s existential worries. Their dark, reflective “gibberish poetry” and lines such as “i think atp i have officially lost on what is left of my sanity not even therapy could fix it.” echo Lisa’s tendency to feel isolated and burdened by her own awareness. Like Lisa, they’re deeply into media, art, and stories (comics, games, movies), passionately analyzing them, for example calling Kingdom Come “an actual masterpiece” in “how come anyone hasnt told me that Kingdom Come is an actual masterpiece?! like… its so good😮💨🤌🏼”. Their strong stances on parenting, religion, and ethics—seen in tweets like “I genuinely hate parents that do this and get no consequences whatsoever.” and “yeah, that scene in Frankenstein really helped me fuel my hatred upon religion.”—fit Lisa’s moral intensity and philosophical streak, just with a darker, more jaded tone.
Your MBTI personality Type
INTP
They lean Introvert: they repeatedly emphasize isolation, inner turmoil and not opening up, e.g. “most of the reasons why i dont open up to many people about my childhood…” and “i kept my mouth shut for the whole time and paid the bill for ‘old time’s sake’”, and often retreat into solo activities like games, movies and reading comics. Their interests and tweets show strong Intuition: they are absorbed in fictional universes, symbolism and big-picture themes—calling Kingdom Come “an actual masterpiece” and analyzing tone/character arcs in comics and films like in “this… was pretty good… the sense of hope given in this story is rather a 30/70 than a 50/50”, plus writing their own dark, abstract poetry such as “afterlife gibberish poetry stuff… once you’re gone, you’re gone.”. They read as more Thinking than Feeling in decision style: even when emotional, they frame things in evaluative or critical terms, e.g. “I genuinely hate parents that do this and get no consequences whatsoever.” and a structured critique of society and religion like “yeah, that scene in Frankenstein really helped me fuel my hatred upon religion.”; they can be blunt and principle-driven, such as hanging up on someone who disrespected their time in “hung up on her so quick… maybe next time dont leave ppl hanging”. Their lifestyle and tone suggest Perceiving over Judging: they buy comics spontaneously (“me after buying 14 graphic novels and 3 single comic books this month”), talk about their “next arc” and shifting moods rather than fixed plans (“a brutal and psychological arc is all i need at this point.”), and often describe struggling, adapting and going through it rather than following rigid structure. Taken together—introspective, theory/meaning-focused, analytical yet emotionally heavy, and relatively unstructured—the profile best matches INTP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said Kingdom Come is a masterpiece and DCeased is your style because hope is more 30/70 than 50/50… how about we balance that ratio with a 100/0 chance of me taking you out to talk comics and existential dread?
- You keep comparing everything to Venom 3 and RE9, you voice Venom, and you feel like Eddie Brock half the time — so if you’re in your ‘old man Logan’ / brutal psychological arc right now, can I audition to be the chaotic love interest who survives to the final issue?
- You said you couldn’t finish Silent Hill 2 alone because it kills the mood — I volunteer as co‑pilot: I’ll bring snacks, moral support, and I promise not to scream louder than you when things get psychologically cursed.
- You wrote dark 3 a.m. poetry about afterlife, null and void, and feeling like everyone despises you… yet you still pay the bill ‘for old time’s sake’ and hype up your faves like it’s nothing. That mix of rage, softness, and loyalty? That’s exactly the kind of character I’d like to spend a few volumes getting to know.
- Since your mindset for 2026 is basically ‘I’ve lost my sanity, I’m Eddie Brock with a pounding headache, and 2026 keeps piling up crazy shit’ — consider this a crossover event: you, me, a rage room at comic con, and then unwinding with The Rip and Havoc. Worst case, we hate the movies and trauma-bond; best case, we give Letterboxd a joint ★★★★★ review of the date.
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Your new Twitter bio
20s pan he/him | Venom VA, writer & actor | Comic & trophy hunter powered by Smallville, Yakuza, Marvel & DC | Once paid the bill in silence for old times’ sake– @SPIDEYPULITZER
Your signature cocktail
Null & Venom
This cocktail is built on a smoky mezcal shot for the hard-edged, world-weary vibe of someone who says “every millisecond, i regret my entire life.” and dreams of a “brutal and psychological arc”. Blackcurrant liqueur brings a dark fruit sweetness for the comic-loving, Venom-voicing romantic who feels like “Feeling like Eddie Brock.” and keeps buying stories because “graphic novel collection keeps growing 🫡”. A hit of cold brew coffee concentrate matches their insomnia, pounding-head mornings and late-night writing in “a little bit of the dark poetry. it is 3am. heading off to sleep.” while powering through days that start with “Waking up with your head and ears pounding on a monday is the worst day to start your weekday. fML.”. The dash of Angostura bitters honors their harsh honesty about family, religion, and the world, like when they write “most of the reasons why i dont open up to many people about my childhood…” and admit “i keep fighting and fighting. instead of putting an end to this shit, it keeps getting worse…”. Finally, an activated charcoal sugar rim makes it literally black-and-sweet, a Venom symbiote shell around a tender core, mirroring the way they can post something as bleak as “Null and Void. another hurt wording poetry.” and still show love with “🫂♥️”.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
They show a strong drive for self-preservation and a hardened, survivalist outlook that leans Slytherin over the other houses. For example, when a single mom who ghosted him on a movie date later called asking for help, he wrote that he “hung up on her so quick💀,” clearly prioritizing his boundaries and pride over being accommodating. He repeatedly frames his life as an ongoing, brutal arc, saying he wants “a brutal and psychological arc” that would “make sense towards my trajectory” in “a brutal and psychological arc is all i need at this point. it would genuinely make sense towards my trajectory.”, which fits Slytherin’s narrative-driven ambition about who they’re becoming. There’s also a cold, disillusioned stance toward the world that reads more calculating than idealistic, such as his harsh assessment of his continent in “As an African myself, i am ashamed of him visiting the entire continent, it has nothing much to offer. Some people praise it way too much.. a sad case, honestly.”. Even his response to years in college is framed in terms of wasted time and misread anger — “almost 5 years i wasted for this, man” in “my dad only figured out that this entire time that i did college, i was only rageful and embittered… almost 5 years i wasted for this, man.” — which suggests a strategic, results-oriented mindset rather than a love of learning (Ravenclaw) or simple perseverance (Hufflepuff). The combination of guardedness, desire for a darker personal evolution, and sharp, sometimes ruthless judgments of others aligns most closely with Slytherin’s ambition and self-protective nature.
Your movie
Your song
Venom - Eminem
A fitting song for them is “Venom” by Eminem, because it meshes their dark, combative headspace with their deep attachment to the Venom character. They describe themselves as “🕷️ also a Venom VA, a rookie comic book nerd and a writer/actor” and repeatedly tie their life and media tastes to Venom and brutal arcs, like when they say they’re “Feeling like Eddie Brock.” (“Feeling like Eddie Brock.”). Their timeline is full of frustration, exhaustion, and aggression at the world and their own trajectory, such as “i keep fighting and fighting. instead of putting an end to this shit, it keeps getting worse… is this who am i supposed to be?” and “every millisecond, i regret my entire life.”, which mirrors the song’s themes of inner demons and relentless pressure. They also crave a “brutal and psychological arc,” explicitly saying “a brutal and psychological arc is all i need at this point. it would genuinely make sense towards my trajectory.”, aligning well with the volatile, parasitic energy at the core of Venom. Between their Venom obsession, love of darker comic stories, and ongoing struggle with their own mental state, the song’s lyrics and tone capture both their fandom and their internal battles.
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