Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Linguistic Adaptation: Decided to “stick with” Japanese after being assigned the wrong class, turning a mistake into a skill.
- Resourcefulness: Achieves high-quality looks despite claiming “cheap ass clothes suit me better” than brand names.
- Dedication: Committed to a “Diet for new #Cosplay” and finished an Arknights: Endfield outfit before the game's release.
- Self-Deprecating Humor: Playfully mocks his own “peak male physics” while crossdressing as female characters.
- Attention to Detail: Critiques prop design, noting the “pointy beak” weapon is difficult to handle even in plastic.
Weaknesses:
- Gaming Addiction: Self-identifies as a “full time game addict” and admits “I pull for everyone” in gacha games.
- Disorganization: Admits to being “Too lazy to clean up the room” in his social media photos.
- Gambling Tendencies: Jokes that since he is “already addicted to gambling” he should dress like a gambler.
- Physical Recklessness: Risked his well-being by “almost being suffocated” just to hold a pose for an image.
- Procrastination: Waitied until “Just in time before the new update” to finish game-related tasks.
Your Simpsons character
Comic Book Guy
Like the Android’s Dungeon owner, Spiralies is a dedicated hobbyist with an encyclopedic knowledge of niche media, specifically gacha games and anime. He admits to being a “full time game addict” and displays a critical, nerd-centric humor when mocking a “Gacha player not knowing what Elder Scrolls is”. While Comic Book Guy obsesses over rare comics, Spiralies is driven by digital collections, noting he will “pull for everyone” and that “Zero character skipped in 2.0”. Ultimately, his life revolves around his collections and the conventions he attends, mirroring the quintessential 'super-fan' persona seen in The Simpsons.
Your MBTI personality Type
INTP
Spiralies exhibits Introversion through a preference for solitary gaming and a 'weekly void' when anime ends, as seen in their “Sunday evening after a convention... never been easy” sentiment. Their Intuitive nature is shown through self-deprecating humor and meta-commentary on tropes, such as being “assigned to the wrong foreign language class” and sticking with it. They lean Thinking by making logical observations about game mechanics or inconsistencies, like questioning why a character has “rifle cartridges on her legs while using a shotgun”. Finally, the Perceiving trait is evident in their spontaneous lifestyle and messy habits, admitted in “Too lazy to clean up the room”.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you a 3D printed Phoebe beak? Because you look sharp as hell and I wouldn't mind if you 'accidentally' hit me.
- I promise I’m a better travel partner than FlixBus—I’d never leave you in the middle of nowhere, but I might take you to my destination.
- They say you've never worn a tie for 'non-weeb' purposes, so how about we make our first date the exception to the rule?
- Is your name Arknights: Endfield? Because I’ve been waiting so long for you to come out that I’ve already planned our entire future together.
- I heard you 'pull for everyone' in gacha, but I’m hoping you’ll save your guaranteed pity for me this banner.
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Accidentally became a weeb after a school scheduling error. Now a Hanover-based crossplayer and gacha enthusiast who pulls for everyone and never skips a banner.– @spiralies
Your signature cocktail
The Gacha Gambler’s Cross-Pour
This experimental, 'full-time game addict' drink starts with a Hanover-local Riesling base, reflecting their home in Lower Saxony. The Blue Curaçao represents their dedication to gacha pulls, specifically when they “pull for everyone” hoping for those rare five-star drops. To honor their crossdressing journey, the drink is served in a delicate glass but packs a punchy 'male physics' ginger heat, inspired by their “crossdressing attempt as Peeb” and “peak male physics regardless” while cosplaying Eula. Finally, the edible glitter mimics the 'rock cancer' of Arknights, served with a “3d printed plastic” beak-shaped pick to symbolize the pain and dedication of a “full time game addict”.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
Spiralies demonstrates a Ravenclaw-like analytical approach to his hobbies, often critiquing game design logic such as asking “Why is she sticking rifle cartridges on her legs while using a shotgun 😭”. His path to becoming a 'weeb' was not through impulsive fandom but through a structured, academic accident, noting he “decided to stick with it” after being assigned the wrong language class and using media as a tool for practice. He displays creative resourcefulness and technical wit in his cosplay, redoing old projects and “3d printing plastic” to replicate complex props. This combination of intellectual curiosity regarding game mechanics and a dedicated, self-taught approach to his creative craft aligns him perfectly with the house of wit and learning.
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Gamble Rumble - m.o.v.e
This song perfectly encapsulates @spiralies' dual life as a dedicated gamer and a crossplaying cosplayer. Their bio describes them as a “full time game addict” who is deeply embedded in the 'gacha' subculture, even admitting, “If you are already addicted to gambling you might as well dress like a gambler” while cosplaying from Kakegurui. The high-energy, electronic theme of the song matches their relentless pursuit of characters, as they note they “pull for everyone” and managed to have “Zero character skipped in 2.0.”. Ultimately, the track mirrors the fast-paced, risk-taking nature of the gacha games and the vibrant, transformative world of crossdressing and convention culture they inhabit.
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