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The best match is Bart Simpson, thanks to a mix of chaotic humor, rebellious politics, and pop‑culture obsession. Their bio—“FUCK ICE. FUCK MAGA. FUCK TRUMP. 🇵🇸”—shows a loud, confrontational anti‑authoritarian streak that lines up with Bart’s constant resistance to authority figures. They lean heavily into memes and jokes, like complaining that “Most of the people replying to this don't understand a obvious joke 😭”, which fits Bart’s prankster energy and tendency to be misunderstood. Their love of games and nerdy media—from “Just received my Alan Wake collectors edition and now my workspace finally feels like home 🫶” to sharing Call of Duty clips and IDs—matches Bart’s gaming, TV-loving slacker side. At the same time, there’s a surprisingly soft, friendly edge in posts like “You are my friend now. We will have soft tacos later 🌮:)”, echoing Bart’s hidden sweetness beneath the mischief.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Introvert (I): their tweets center on solo interests and niche hobbies (Alan Wake, Ghost, Dead by Daylight, VRChat, Marvel figures) rather than large social scenes, like when they excitedly share a personal purchase—“Just received my Alan Wake collectors edition and now my workspace finally feels like home 🫶”—which feels like inviting followers into their private space rather than performing for a crowd. Their bio and tweets suggest Intuition (N) over Sensing: they care about broader political and moral stances—“FUCK ICE. FUCK MAGA. FUCK TRUMP. 🇵🇸”—and engage with fandom culture and in-jokes, such as remarking that people miss an “obvious joke” in “Most of the people replying to this don't understand a obvious joke 😭”, showing focus on meanings and implications, not just surface details. They seem strongly Feeling (F): their language is emotionally charged (“FUCK ICE…”) and they express affection and enthusiasm, like “You are my friend now. We will have soft tacos later 🌮:)” and the warm, cozy sentiment in the Alan Wake tweet, prioritizing values, comfort, and connection over detached analysis. Their style indicates Perceiving (P): they come across as spontaneous and reactive—responding in the moment to games being down (“#VRChat is down both website and game 😢”), wanting it to rain just to wear a poncho (“Hope it rains today so I can wear my poncho 😫”), and jokingly begging for GFuel (“Can someone buy me the dead by daylight gfuel please id kill for it 😭”) rather than talking about plans, structure, or goals. Taken together—values-driven, warm, imaginative, fandom-oriented, and spontaneous—INFP is the best fit.

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Alan Wake shrine curator, COD & DBD enjoyer, toy collector, and occasional poncho enthusiast. Once planned my day around soft tacos and VRChat downtime.– @splinxed

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This cocktail is a moody, late-night power-up inspired by their love for Alan Wake and gaming, like when they said “Just received my Alan Wake collectors edition and now my workspace finally feels like home 🫶”. Smoky mezcal brings a bold, rebellious kick that matches the all-caps rage in their bio: “FUCK ICE. FUCK MAGA. FUCK TRUMP. 🇵🇸”. The espresso shot channels their high-energy, FPS-fueled vibe from posts like “#PS5Share, #CallofDutyModernWarfareII” and “ACTIVISION ID ItsSplinxed#6888028 #CODCombatRecord @CallofDuty”. Pomegranate liqueur adds a deep red sweetness that nods to their emotional, slightly dramatic side in tweets like “Most of the people replying to this don't understand a obvious joke 😭”. A dash of chili bitters reflects their spicy humor and meme energy in posts such as “QUICK SOMEONE PUT ON THE PLAYLIST”, while the charcoal-black sea salt rim evokes Alan Wake’s darkness and their goth-adjacent fandom crossover, hinted at in “Is it just me or are most Alan Wake fans also fans of the band Ghost? 😭 please prove me right or wrong”. Overall, it’s strong, slightly bitter, a little sweet, and theatrically dramatic—just like their timeline.

Your Hogwarts House
The most telling clue is the bio: “FUCK ICE. FUCK MAGA. FUCK TRUMP. 🇵🇸”, which shows a confrontational willingness to stand up boldly for political and moral beliefs, even in a very public, aggressive way—classic Gryffindor bravado rather than quiet diplomacy. Their tweets also show an unfiltered, passionate style, like joking about being willing to do anything for a fandom item in “Can someone buy me the dead by daylight gfuel please id kill for it 😭 #DeadbyDaylight #GFUEL #dbd”, which reflects impulsive, intense enthusiasm. They lean into fan passions loudly and proudly, for example celebrating collectibles and fandoms in “Just received my Alan Wake collectors edition and now my workspace finally feels like home 🫶” and “Demo Man arrived here under a day lol #motu #mastersoftheuniverse #heman”, suggesting a person who wears their heart on their sleeve. There’s humor and playfulness, but with a sharp edge when it comes to politics and causes, which fits the archetype of a Gryffindor who uses bold language and direct confrontation rather than subtle maneuvering. Overall, their outspoken political stance, strong emotional expression, and willingness to be loudly themselves in public align more with Gryffindor’s courage and fiery temperament than with the quieter traits of the other houses.

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The best-fitting song is Killing in the Name because it channels the same raw, anti-establishment anger that shows up in their bio, which bluntly declares “FUCK ICE. FUCK MAGA. FUCK TRUMP. 🇵🇸”. Rage Against the Machine’s themes of state violence, oppression, and resistance mirror that unapologetically political stance and pro-Palestine solidarity. At the same time, they balance this intensity with a fun, fandom-heavy side, like celebrating their Alan Wake setup in “Just received my Alan Wake collectors edition and now my workspace finally feels like home 🫶 [picture]” and geeking out over figures in “Demo Man arrived here under a day lol #motu #mastersoftheuniverse #heman [2 pictures]”. That mix of fiery politics and passionate nerd culture fits the aggressive, rebellious energy of the song while still leaving room for their playful, expressive personality seen in posts like “Hope it rains today so I can wear my poncho 😫 [picture]”.

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