
Strengths and Weaknesses

Your Simpsons character
The user most closely matches Lisa Simpson, particularly in her intense self-criticism and perfectionism turned inward. Lisa often obsesses over not being ‘good enough,’ similar to the user’s body-focused self-judgment in tweets like “i swear i feel so fat… like are WE sure my maintenance is 2000 i feel like the website is lying to me. man if this doesnt work im going back to restricting” and “by 16 i will be bmi 16”. The user shows the same overachieving, hyper-structured mindset Lisa has, seen in their strict plans: “feb accountability!! 🤍 … 755 cal limit… 15k steps a day… omad/ fast once a week…” and meticulous tracking in “FIRST WEEK OF FEB!!!🤍 ~cw 47.5kg… averaged 25k steps a day… 2.7lbs in a week wahooooo!!”. Emotionally, there’s a clear mix of intelligence and vulnerability: a self-aware but harsh inner voice, shown in “had a ‘fuck this ed’ moment so now i have a ‘fuck my life’ moment” and “i binged kike 2000 cals today because im a fat fucking chud”. Like Lisa, they’re young, sensitive, and desperate to be ‘better,’ even when that drive is hurting them, as reflected in “it feels so sinful to eat ngl” and “i wanna carve all of my fat off”.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Introvert (I): their world is centered on their own inner experience and body, not on social events, and even when mentioning others it’s about seeking a few close mutuals, e.g. their bio “looking for moots!! ifb ^^” and private-feeling logs like “FIRST WEEK OF FEB!!!🤍 ~cw 47.5kg, cbmi 20.0 averaged 25k steps a day…”, which read more like a diary than public performance. They show Sensing (S) through a heavy focus on concrete, measurable details: height and weight in their location line “155cm | cw: 47kg | gw: 41kg”, specific step counts and calorie math in “averaged 25k steps a day… assuming tdee is 1800… 2.7lbs in a week”, and strict numeric rules in “˚⟡˖… 755 cal limit… 15k steps a day… 3L of water a day”. Their decisions and self-talk are deeply Feeling (F)-driven: they frame food and weight in moral/emotional terms like “it feels so sinful to eat ngl”, “i hate myself”, and “i binged kike 2000 cals today because im a fat fucking chud”, prioritizing emotional pain and self-worth over detached logic. Finally, they appear strongly Judging (J): they create rigid plans and accountability structures, such as “feb accountability!! 🤍… 755 cal limit… omad/ fast once a week… 1 metab day every week (~1500)” and a new structured approach in “ok. new strategy. it’s bulking time”, showing a preference for schedules, goals, and control rather than flexible spontaneity. Taken together—private, detail-focused, emotionally driven, and highly planned—ISFJ best fits their online behavior and self-expression.

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Soren | 15 | aspiring strong, not small. Part-time cat whisperer, full-time student figuring out food, fitness & life one honest day at a time.– @splitendwarrior

Your signature cocktail
This cocktail balances jittery intensity and self-doubt, like a shot of white rum with espresso for the anxious energy of “i binged kike 2000 cals today because im a fat fucking chud” and “had a “fuck this ed” moment so now i have a “fuck my life” moment”. The sugar-free vanilla syrup mirrors their attempt at control and ‘clean’ sweetness, echoing the meticulous rules in “feb accountability!! 🤍… 755 cal limit… 15k steps a day… omad/ fast once a week”. A squeeze of fresh lemon juice adds a sharp, self-critical bite, channeling “i swear i feel so fat… like are WE sure my maintenance is 2000… if this doesnt work im going back to restricting” and “i wanna carve all of my fat off”. Sparkling water lightens the drink, reflecting their bubbly “moots!!” energy in the bio and the hopeful curiosity of “wait lowk i should start posting my meals”. Finally, the raspberry on crushed ice is the darkly cute flourish—sweet but bruised—capturing “it feels so sinful to eat ngl” and the desperate wish in “PLEASE ODNT MAKE ME FAT”.

Your Hogwarts House
Their tweets show a strong, sometimes ruthless ambition toward body-related goals, even when those goals are extreme or harmful. For example, they declare a long‑term target with “by 16 i will be bmi 16”, and frame their new plan as a calculated “strategy” in “ok. new strategy. it’s bulking time”, showing goal‑orientation and willingness to pivot tactics. They also demonstrate a harsh, survival‑style mentality toward hunger with “hunger is purely mental hunger is purely mental hunger is purely mental”, treating it as something to be controlled through willpower. Even their panic about maintenance calories in “i swear i feel so fat… like are WE sure my maintenance is 2000… if this doesnt work im going back to restricting” reflects a readiness to revert to extreme measures to secure their desired outcome. While there are no clear signs of Gryffindor-style altruistic bravery, Hufflepuff-style warmth, or Ravenclaw-style intellectual curiosity, their intense drive, strategic framing, and self-preserving focus on controlling outcomes align most closely with Slytherin.

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A well-known song that fits them is you should see me in a crown by Billie Eilish, because it blends insecurity with a desire for control and transformation. Their tweets show intense self-criticism and body dysmorphia, like “i swear i feel so fat… like are WE sure my maintenance is 2000 i feel like the website is lying to me. man if this doesnt work im going back to restricting” and “PLEASE ODNT MAKE ME FAT”, which echo the song’s dark, obsessive undertones. At the same time, they have a strong, almost competitive drive to change themselves, as seen in “FIRST WEEK OF FEB!!!🤍 ~cw 47.5kg… 2.7lbs in a week wahooooo!!” and “by 16 i will be bmi 16”, similar to the song’s theme of reclaiming power in a destructive way. Lines like "hunger is purely mental" in “hunger is purely mental hunger is purely mental hunger is purely mental” parallel the song’s cold, detached determination. Overall, the mix of vulnerability, self-loathing, and a dark, almost theatrical ambition in their tweets aligns strongly with the mood and narrative of this Billie Eilish track.

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