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Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Inventive: Recurring original characters and pairings like 'Kuida & Angler' and 'Gaguka' show a fertile imagination and strong world‑building skills.
- Bold: Posting provocative lines such as 'Do I have to draw naked gagubutt to get any likes on dis app bro' reveals a fearless willingness to push social boundaries.
- Affectionate: Sincere lines like 'I miss you, Gaguka Spitlove.' demonstrate emotional investment and tenderness toward their creations.
- Community‑minded: Repeated use of community tags '#pyukecupid' and 'comms open' indicates a focus on interacting with and serving a niche fandom.
- Self‑aware humor: Quips such as 'Watched two milliseconds of aqua teen ... that somewhat resembles LOVE' show an ability to be both absurd and reflexively funny.
Weaknesses:
- Niche focus: Heavy reliance on tags like '#pyukecupid' and '#slop' may limit broader appeal outside very specific communities.
- Provocative by design: Deliberately explicit content and lines like 'Do I have to draw naked gagubutt...' risk alienating casual viewers or triggering platform moderation.
- Self‑promotion fatigue: Openly bargaining for likes in 'Do I have to draw naked gagubutt to get any likes' hints at occasional insecurity about engagement and a tendency to chase validation.
- Over‑attachment: Personal longing for OCs, e.g., 'I miss you, Gaguka Spitlove.', could blur boundaries between creator and creation and cause emotional stress.
- Shock reliance: Frequent use of 'disgusting' and erotic extremes like 'slop' suggests a pattern of depending on shock value that may limit creative range.
Your Simpsons character
Comic Book Guy (Jeff Albertson)
Comic Book Guy is the canonical niche‑fandom obsessive who lives and breathes his interests, snarks about mainstream tastes, and runs a small, fan‑centric shop; Max similarly plays in a small, devoted corner of the internet with repeated tags and obsessive OCs like 'Gaguka'. Lines like 'Do I have to draw naked gagubutt to get any likes' echo Comic Book Guy's delightfully petty, self‑referential commentary on fan culture and engagement.
Your MBTI personality Type
ISFP
ISFP suits Max: they communicate predominantly through visual art and sensory details (the repeated image posts and tags '#oc #slop'), showing an aesthetic, present‑focused orientation. Their emotional, heartfelt lines like 'I miss you, Gaguka Spitlove.' and the confessional 'that somewhat resembles LOVE' demonstrate Feeling over cold logic. The casual, spontaneous tone in tweets like 'Fat 31 year old green woman posting very soon.' and 'Do I have to draw naked gagubutt to get any likes on dis app bro' points to Perceiving rather than rigid structure. As an introverted artist, they prefer expressing via creations and small communities (tags '#pyukecupid') rather than broad‑reach, high‑volume socializing.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you an OC? Because I could fall in love with you in panel one and ship you forever.
- If you were a milkshake from Aqua Teen, I'd watch two milliseconds and call it devotion — care to test that hypothesis IRL?
- Your art must be a spell, because I keep missing Gaguka too; can I audition to be your cup husband?
- Do I need to commission a naked gagubutt to win your heart, or do you accept glitter and bad puns as currency?
- They say '#pyukecupid' brings lovers together — want to be my favorite pairing?
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Your new Twitter bio
Max Dethman (they/it) — maker of weird OCs, campy body‑positive art, and NSFW giggles. Comms open • mature content sometimes • resident of #pyukecupid • will draw your purple wife or cup husband on request.– @splitspike
Your signature cocktail
Gaguka Glop
The 'Gaguka Glop' is visually loud and textural — purple base meets green swirl and creamy 'slop' to mirror tweets like 'disgusting obese slob man x gorgeous beautiful purple woman' and 'Fat 31 year old green woman posting very soon.' A glittered, salty rim references campy glamour and gross‑cute contrast, just as Max blends repulsion and romance in lines like 'that somewhat resembles LOVE for that milkshake.' It's sweet, strange, and definitely shareable in a niche crowd.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
Hufflepuff fits Max because they show loyalty to their creations and fandom, and an earthy embrace of bodies others might reject. They frequently say tender things like 'I miss you, Gaguka Spitlove.' which reads as steadfast affection rather than performative bravado. Their bio 'comms open' and repeated community tags '#pyukecupid' suggest a welcoming, inclusive mindset that values people (and characters) over prestige. They're not about Slytherin plotting or Ravenclaw detachment — they're a rooted, creative presence who cultivates a niche community.
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Strangelove - Depeche Mode
The moody, strange, and fetish‑tinged tone of 'Strangelove' matches Max's blend of disgust and affection — they literally confess 'that somewhat resembles LOVE' for an odd milkshake and spend the feed entangling repulsion and desire in their OCs. The song’s celebration of complicated, unconventional attraction fits their '#pyukecupid' romances and campy emotionality.
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