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This user most closely matches Bart Simpson, with a rebellious, provocative, and deliberately offensive online persona. Bart’s defining traits are mischief, boundary-pushing, and trolling authority, which align with posts like the aggressive insult in “wypierdalaj” and the over-the-top cancellation call-out in “publiczny cancelling hulii płotki @HulioJulca…”. The user seems to enjoy shock value and edgy humor, similar to Bart’s habit of stirring trouble for fun, as seen in posts like “xdddddd” and “XDDDDDDDD”. Their bio and tweets include strong political and anti-establishment sentiments, akin to Bart’s instinctive distrust of authority and institutions. Even the playful chaos of “ukradlam konto Magdaleny i teraz jest nowy uzytkoenik…” feels like a Bart-style prank taking over someone else’s space just to cause mischief.

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They show clear extroverted energy: they engage in public drama, callouts, and memes instead of private reflection, e.g. the very performative "publiczny cancelling hulii płotki @HulioJulca..." and the joking takeover of a friend’s account in "ukradlam konto Magdaleny i teraz jest nowy uzytkoenik rn informatyka power gurlboss." Their focus is more on ideological narratives and labels than on concrete sensory details: they frame things through broad political memes like "|| 미국에 죽음을! || ❤️🇨🇳🇰🇵🇵🇸❤️" and "🚫🇬🇧 Repost if your account is not a safe place for British 'people'," which fits Intuition over Sensing. The tone is very blunt, combative, and argument-driven, using harsh insults and extreme statements such as "rozstrzelać skurwysyna a nie" and "izraelska dziwka," which aligns more with a Thinking style that prioritizes directness over harmony. Their posting is highly spontaneous, reactive, and meme-based ("xdddddd", "XDDDDDDDD") rather than structured or planned, indicating Perceiving rather than Judging. Even in a more personal tweet like "How much have i changed? Age: 15 Now: 16... Dream job: pathologist Now: pathologist," the tone is casual, improvisational, and open-ended, fitting the flexible, debate-loving ENTP profile.

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18 • Poland • future pathologist with one very spoiled cat • steals friends’ accounts during bathroom breaks • chronically online, occasionally polite– @spoczkocumland

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This cocktail hits like a timeline full of caps-lock replies: strong, loud, and unapologetically Polish, just like the profile flexing “18🇵🇱” and the slogan “|| 미국에 죽음을! || ❤️🇨🇳🇰🇵🇵🇸❤️ || 🚩☭ ||”. The high-proof Polish vodka is their chaotic national backbone, powering posts like “wypierdalaj”. Sour cherry liqueur adds a dark, edgy sweetness for the dramatic flair in “rozstrzelać skurwysyna a nie” and the ruthless callout in “publiczny cancelling hulii płotki @HulioJulca…”. The bitter herbal liqueur stands for the aggressive contempt in posts like “izraelska dziwka” and the anti-British meme “Repost if your account is not a safe place for British 'people'🇬🇧🚫”. A splash of energy drink captures their hyper, shitposty “xdddddd” energy from “xdddddd”, while the smoked salt rim represents the permanently salty, online-girlboss vibe of the “informatyka power gurlboss” confession in “ukradlam konto Magdaleny…”.

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Their profile and tweets are marked by aggression, tribalism, and a strong us-vs-them mentality, which align more with Slytherin’s ruthless, ends-justify-the-means side than with the other houses. The bio’s slogan “|| 미국에 죽음을! || ❤️🇨🇳🇰🇵🇵🇸❤️ || 🚩☭ ||” shows ideological extremity and admiration for hard-power states, indicating a taste for power and force rather than harmony. In tweets like “rozstrzelać skurwysyna a nie” and “wypierdalaj”, they enthusiastically endorse harsh, punitive responses, reflecting Slytherin’s comfort with aggression to defend their stance. Their public call-out post “publiczny cancelling hulii płotki @HulioJulca…” shows a willingness to organize social attacks and use social power to punish perceived enemies, which fits Slytherin’s strategic and retaliatory nature. Even the tweet “🚫🇬🇧 Repost if your account is not a safe place for British 'people'🇬🇧🚫” suggests pride in being an unsafe, hostile space to out-groups, aligning with Slytherin’s darker traits rather than Gryffindor idealism, Hufflepuff kindness, or Ravenclaw detachment.

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The aggressive anti-establishment energy of Killing in the Name fits their openly radical, revolutionary persona and political edge. Their bio, with slogans like “|| 미국에 죽음을! || ❤️🇨🇳🇰🇵🇵🇸❤️ || 🚩☭ ||”, mirrors the song’s furious opposition to Western power structures. Tweets such as “rozstrzelać skurwysyna a nie” and “🚫🇬🇧 Repost if your account is not a safe place for British 'people'🇬🇧🚫” show the same confrontational and hostile tone that defines the track. Their harsh language toward opponents, like “wypierdalaj” and “izraelska dziwka”, reflects the song’s uncompromising rage. Even their mocking tone in posts such as “komunistyczny demon woke dopadł tą biedną dziewczynke!!!!!! #@!” aligns with the band’s disdain for perceived hypocrisy and mainstream narratives.

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