Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Passionate fan: Shows intense enthusiasm for artists like Balu Brigada, Pierre, Kevin Parker, and Bad Bunny, e.g. “miserável o domingo inteiro mas feliz pra ver o bad bunny” and “nem acredito que vou ver o balu em poucos dias meu deus vou chorar”.
- Expressive humor: Uses exaggerated reactions and jokes to engage, like “BAD BUNNY TÃO PIROCUDO QUE QUEBROU O TWITTER” and long laughter in “KKKKKKKKKKK…”.
- Socially engaged: Enjoys interacting with mutuals and communities, e.g. “queria conversar com todos os meus 975 mutuals” and organizing fandom in “VENHAM FÃS DO BALU BRIGADA”.
- Culturally aware: Comments on music, festivals, sports, and internet culture, from Superbowl reactions in “gente mas q esporte de bosta eles param de jogar a cada 5 minutos” to festival lineups in “to tão feliz q o rock in rio n anunciou ngm q eu goste até agr”.
- Emotionally honest: Openly shares anxiety, sadness, and joy, like “to com uma dor no peito já vai fzr uns 3 dias vou acender uma vela” and “eu to TÃO FELIZ ngm me tira essa felicidade agr a noite mds”.
Weaknesses:
- Self-deprecating: Frequently puts herself down in extreme language, e.g. “só me humilham e riem da minha cara” and “miserável o domingo inteiro”.
- Fatalistic language: Uses phrases about wanting to die in reaction to stress, such as “vou me matar” and “ai eu vou me matar”.
- High reactivity: Responds very intensely to frustrations, from bureaucracy in “EU NA CONSIGO TROCAR MEU NOME VOU ME MATAR” to people’s behavior in “nossa n eh possível as pessoas serem tão burras assim”.
- Harsh judgment: Expresses strong disdain toward others, like calling a band a “piada” in “piada essa banda mds” and saying “vcs são insuportáveis”.
- Stress overload: Often mentions feeling overwhelmed by anxiety, pain, or sadness, e.g. “to mal mt mal” and “eu to corroendo de ansiedade enquanto sssa 💥 do siga não abre pra mim”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They read as a very online, emotionally intense but self-aware nerd about their interests, which fits Lisa Simpson best. Like Lisa, they’re passionate and idealistic about the things they love, whether it’s music, fandom or events: they gush over artists and shows, e.g. “nem acredito que vou ver o balu em poucos dias meu deus vou chorar” and “to tão animada pra conhecer um milhão de pessoas no lolla meu deus”. They also show a tendency to overthink and swing between anxiety and joy, like when they say “to mal mt mal” but soon after “eu to TÃO FELIZ ngm me tira essa felicidade agr a noite mds”, which is very Lisa going from existential dread to dorky happiness. There’s a critical, socially aware streak in tweets like “os twenty one israelitas sendo xenofóbicos dnv que surpresa !!!!” and “engraçado como eles vem se retratar e fazer o “”””certo”””” sempre depois que a bolha estoura kkkkkk”, echoing Lisa’s moral and political takes. At the same time, they’re affectionate and loyal to friends and fandoms, wanting to talk to all their mutuals “queria conversar com todos os meus 975 mutuals”, just like Lisa tries to connect deeply with people around her even while feeling misunderstood.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They lean Extrovert: they’re excited to meet lots of people and openly engage with huge social events like Lollapalooza and shows, e.g. “to tão animada pra conhecer um milhão de pessoas no lolla meu deus” and happily announcing to professors they’ll skip class for a festival, “oiii profs de eti ban e ams vcs não me conhecem mas agora eu sei que vou faltar na aula de vcs pra ir no lolla ta bommm beijaooooo”. They seem strongly iNtuitive, focusing on feelings, possibilities, fandom narratives and patterns rather than concrete how‑to details, like speculating about an artist’s shirt choice, “eu tenho certeza que o pierre queria ir com a camisa do brasil pra gravar backseat mas como não podia jogou uma azul no lugar”, and spinning small coincidences into meaning, “gag que a tatuagem de coelho dele parece com a minha e ainda é no mesmo lugar e no mesmo braço”. Their tone is clearly Feeling‑oriented: they react in emotional, value‑laden ways and defend what they care about, like intense joy and distress about music and artists, “eu to TÃO FELIZ ngm me tira essa felicidade agr a noite mds”, and strong moral reactions to perceived wrongdoing, “os twenty one israelitas sendo xenofóbicos dnv que surpresa !!!!”. Finally, they appear more Perceiving than Judging: their life seems spontaneous and reactive (skipping work to play a game, “deus eh perfeito mesmo eu ia voltar a trabalhar hj mas minha chefe disse não e agora vou poder jogar a season 1 do ow”, joking about skipping classes for shows, and making last‑minute festival decisions) rather than structured planning, and their timeline is full of in‑the‑moment mood swings like “chorei mt antes de dormir ontem hj me sentindo uma nova mulher”. Altogether, the exuberant social energy, emotional expressiveness, imaginative fandom focus, and flexible, improvisational lifestyle best fit ENFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- If Kevin Parker ever comes to Brazil and you’re willing to give *that* much just to see him, imagine what I’ve gotta do to earn 30 minutes of your attention – Balu Brigada-style interview with you when?
- You’re out here scheduling your life around Lolla, Bad Bunny in São Paulo and Balu Brigada clashes with Djo… so, honest question: do I have to enter the same queue as the Kiko gloss to get a chance to go home with you too?
- You said olives are the greatest evil in the world, but I swear if we went out, the only thing you’d be picking out of your food is the moment you fell for the girl who celebrates Pierre’s birthday by looping “Dare” 28 times.
- You’re anxious with SIGA not opening, skipping class to go to Lolla, and crying at night then feeling like a new woman in the morning… that’s a lot. If you ever want someone to be the calm Co–Star to your chaotic horoscope, I volunteer as emotional support shawarma.
- You watch guinea pig videos with sad songs, turn Super Bowl into a Bad Bunny concert review, and get FOMO from an MCR show even though you don’t listen to them – statistically speaking, your type is ‘dramatic, online, and obsessed with you.’ Lucky for both of us, I meet all three criteria.
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22 • she/her • music nerd at @acervobalu, part-time festival screamer. Once skipped class for a concert and probably would again.– @spookiestjim
Your signature cocktail
Balupalooza Fangirl Fizz
This drink starts with a cachaça shot to match their chaotic, unfiltered energy and festival hustle, like being "tão animada pra conhecer um milhão de pessoas no lolla" “to tão animada pra conhecer um milhão de pessoas no lolla meu deus”. Guaraná with lime keeps it Brazilian, bubbly and slightly acidic, for the mix of joy and complaints when they’re juggling shows, work and anxiety, as in "to mal mt mal" “to mal mt mal”. A maraschino cherry syrup swirl adds sweetness and drama for the ride-or-die stan side that would literally offer everything just to see Kevin Parker live “mds kevin parker o dia q vc vier pro brasil vou dar meu cu pra poder te ver”. The sparkling rosé topper captures their romantic, sentimental streak and post-cry rebirth vibes, like when they say they "chorei mt antes de dormir ontem hj me sentindo uma nova mulher" “chorei mt antes de dormir ontem hj me sentindo uma nova mulher”. Finally, an edible glitter rim nods to the over-the-top fangirl joy of screaming for Balu Brigada and Bad Bunny, shining as loud as their all-caps reactions: “BENITOOOOOOOOOOOOO” and “VENHAM FÃS DO BALU BRIGADA”.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
This user shows strong Hufflepuff traits of loyalty, enthusiasm for community, and a big heart toward people they care about. They’re deeply devoted to their favorite artists and fandoms, like when they celebrate Pierre’s birthday and plan to listen to his song on repeat: “pierre hj vou tá escutando dare 28 vezes pra comemorar seus 28 anos” and “FELIZ ANIVERSÁRIO PRO MEU LOIRINHO FAVORITO PIERRE BEASLEY”, which reflects steady, affectionate loyalty rather than status-seeking. Their excitement about meeting many people at Lollapalooza — “to tão animada pra conhecer um milhão de pessoas no lolla meu deus” — and wanting to talk to all their mutuals — “queria conversar com todos os meus 975 mutuals” — shows a warm, inclusive, social nature. There’s also a gentle, caring flavor in joking about lighting a candle for themselves when they’re unwell: “to com uma dor no peito já vai fzr uns 3 dias vou acender uma vela no site do padre marcelo pra mim mesma”, which suggests self-soothing rather than cutthroat ambition. While they get righteously annoyed at injustice or stupidity online, their core vibe is supportive, communal, and emotionally expressive, all of which align more with Hufflepuff than with the sharper ambition of Slytherin or the intellectual focus of Ravenclaw.
Your movie
Your song
Backseat - Balu Brigada
The best-fitting song for them is Backseat by Balu Brigada, because their whole timeline orbits this band and this track in particular. They’re literally counting down to seeing them live, saying “nem acredito que vou ver o balu em poucos dias meu deus vou chorar” and planning festival looks around it: “já tenho os looks de sexta e domingo pr lolla estou mt mt mt feliz”. Their ecstatic meltdown over the Super Bowl reference — “COMO ADSIM TOCOU BACKSEAT NO SUPERBOWL” — shows how personally they’ve attached this song to big emotional moments. Lyrically, Backseat’s mix of yearning, nostalgia, and late-night overthinking mirrors tweets like “chorei mt antes de dormir ontem hj me sentindo uma nova mulher” and “to desde manhã ouvindo a mesma msc”, where they process feelings through music. It’s also a perfect match for their slightly chaotic, hyper-fangirl energy, captured in posts like “miserável o domingo inteiro mas feliz pra ver o bad bunny” and the way they oscillate between self-deprecating drama and pure joy. Overall, Backseat isn’t just a favorite song for them; it functions as a soundtrack to the way they experience fandom, friendship, and the ups-and-downs of their early twenties.
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