Sporchiprista
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Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Passionate: His unwavering support for Sporting de Gijón, even when critical, shows his deep emotional investment in the team.
- Humorous: His tweet about the camera zooming in on Cholo’s bald head is a prime example of his sharp and witty humor.
- Analytical: His detailed critiques of football strategies, like 'Buen partido que vuelve a dejar claro que este equipo no está nada trabajado,' highlight his analytical skills.
- Outspoken: He doesn’t shy away from expressing strong opinions on taxes and politics, as seen in 'España, el país donde se considera privilegiado al que cobra 1800 euros.'
- Tech-Savvy: His four-screen setup for work and Football Manager reflects his comfort with technology and multitasking.
Weaknesses:
- Pessimistic: His tweet 'Me cuesta mucho ver a este Sporting ganar 4 partidos de aquí a final de liga' shows a tendency to focus on the negative.
- Sarcastic: While often funny, his sarcasm, like in 'Talento generacional,' might come across as harsh to some.
- Critical: He is heavily critical of football management, as seen in 'Lo dije, lo digo y lo mantengo. Con Calleja en el banquillo es imposible que suban,' which might alienate others.
- Cynical: His tweet about taxes and politics in Spain, 'Qué bien hice en largarme,' reflects a somewhat cynical view of societal systems.
- Blunt: His blunt language, such as calling someone 'subnormal,' can come across as overly harsh or offensive.
Your Simpsons character
Moe Szyslak
Andrés’s sarcastic and blunt personality mirrors Moe Szyslak from The Simpsons. Like Moe, Andrés doesn’t sugarcoat his opinions, as seen in 'Pero como puedes ser tan retrasado para comerte una scam que lleva tu nombre.' Both have a rough exterior but show moments of warmth, like Andrés’s affection for his dog. Moe’s love for his bar regulars parallels Andrés’s loyalty to Sporting de Gijón.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENTP
Andrés embodies the ENTP personality type: extroverted, intuitive, thinking, and perceiving. His extroversion shines in his lively commentary and engagement with topics like football and politics. His intuition drives his sharp observations, such as 'Buen partido que vuelve a dejar claro que este equipo no está nada trabajado.' His thinking side is evident in his logical critiques, while his perceiving nature allows him to adapt and find humor in various situations, like his logistics tweet about receiving a phone in 48 hours.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you a Sporting de Gijón match? Because even when you frustrate me, I can’t stop loving you.
- Do you have four screens? Because you’re multitasking your way into my heart.
- Are you a goal? Because I’d cross the field just to score with you.
- Are you from Asturias? Because you’ve got me feeling like I’m home.
- Are you Football Manager? Because I could spend hours strategizing how to win you over.
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Asturian expat in Cyprus 🇨🇾 | Sporting de Gijón devotee | Football analyst with a sharp tongue | Four screens: three for work, one for Football Manager | Sarcasm enthusiast and dog lover 🐾– @Sporchiprista
Your signature cocktail
Sporting Sarcasm
The 'Sporting Sarcasm' reflects Andrés’s sharp wit and Asturian roots. The cider represents his connection to Asturias, while vodka adds a bold kick, much like his outspoken tweets. The bitters symbolize his critiques of football and politics, and the lemon twist adds a zesty humor, as seen in his sarcastic comments like 'Dos cantadas y dos de empujar que casi falla. Talento generacional.' It’s a drink as complex and sharp as Andrés himself.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Andrés fits Slytherin with his sharp wit, ambition, and unapologetic attitude. His sarcastic humor, like 'Yo soy el Cholo y mato al cámara,' reflects a cunning and bold personality. His critical approach to football management, 'Buen partido que vuelve a dejar claro que este equipo no está nada trabajado,' shows his analytical and strategic mind. While he may seem harsh, his loyalty to Sporting de Gijón and his dog reveals a softer, more loyal side that aligns with Slytherin's values.
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We Are the Champions - Queen
Despite his critical nature, Andrés’s loyalty to Sporting de Gijón aligns with the resilience and hope expressed in 'We Are the Champions.' His tweet 'Vamos a ver al Sporting ganar en Zaragoza antes de que la espiche el Papa' reflects his enduring optimism for his team, even in tough times. The song’s triumphant tone matches his unwavering passion for football.
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