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Like Lisa, Sakuya is a highly sensitive and intellectualized teenager who often feels misunderstood by his family and school, notably when his “school randomly mailed my mom saying I'm anti-social”. He exhibits a deep-seated need for control and perfectionism regarding his body and habits, echoing Lisa’s own struggles with anxiety and various personal crusades. His intense emotional reactions to small disruptions, such as “crying because my croissant wasn’t baked how I expected it to be”, mirror Lisa's frequent existential meltdowns. Furthermore, his fixation on achieving specific metrics like a “55 cm waist” reflects a similar obsessive-compulsive drive seen in Lisa when she is under pressure.

Your MBTI personality Type
The user explicitly identifies as an “ESTP” in their bio, a type characterized by living in the moment and focusing on physical sensations. They demonstrate Extraversion through constant, impulsive sharing of their daily life and physical state, as seen when they ask “to be moots” with others. Their Sensing and Thinking traits are evident in their hyper-fixation on concrete data like “waist again 55 cm” and blunt, often crude humor regarding their bodily functions. Finally, they exhibit a Perceiving nature through their reactive, spontaneous emotional outbursts, such as “Crying over a biscuit” or their chaotic, unplanned approach to medical appointments and school.

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17-year-old student and dedicated K-pop enthusiast. Once tried to skip chewing food because I thought it was a pro-athlete hack. Focused on health and my studies.– @sprinklesakuya

Your signature cocktail
This experimental, 'wasian' inspired cocktail is as light as someone who wants to be “light and boney”. The bubbly base is a nod to when they asked “why did my fart smell like champagne”, while the bitter berries reflect the mood of someone who can “speak toddler level Korean”. It is served with a croissant on the side, though be warned: if it isn't baked perfectly, the drinker might end up “crying over a biscuit”. Finally, the high-energy carbonation mimics the focus needed because “Fortnite makes fasting so easy”.

Your Hogwarts House
Sakuya fits Slytherin due to his intense ambition and goal-oriented mindset regarding his physical appearance, such as his “aspiring toothpick” objective and his desire to “get skinny so if someone picks me up Im light and boney”. He displays a cunning resourcefulness by using external distractions to reach his targets, noting that “Fortnite makes fasting so easy”. Furthermore, his self-preservation instincts are evident in his constant vigilance against others' interference, such as being “so scared my moms putting extra calories in my food”. This combination of unwavering focus on a specific personal vision and a wary, strategic approach to his environment aligns him with the house of ambition.

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This song perfectly encapsulates Sakuya’s intense fixation on body image and the painful pursuit of a 'perfect' physique, as seen when he tweets, “Need to get skinny so if someone picks me up Im light and boney”. The lyrics reflect the internal struggle of checking one's reflection and measurements, mirroring his habit of posting updates like “Measured my waist again 55 cm”. His bio's goal of being an “aspiring toothpick” aligns with the song's themes of societal pressure and self-disruption. Furthermore, his distress over physical changes like “Guys my hair is thinning Im kms” echoes the song's focus on the heavy emotional toll of beauty standards. Ultimately, the track captures the cycle of self-criticism and the desperate desire to be 'thin enough' that dominates his digital presence.

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