Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Emotionally honest: Openly shares intense feelings, like despair and self-hatred in “I’m sobbing on the floor rn I just want someone to hold me and understand how bad I want to die pls can someone take care of me”.
- Supportive friend: Shows care for others, e.g. “Goodnight oomfs ily all💗” and advising oomfs to rest after b/p in “Telling all my oomfs to drink water and rest after b/p…”.
- Self-aware thinker: Reflects critically on their situation and mindset, like questioning their ED’s impact in “I feel like a crazy person for saying this but I genuinely don’t know if my ed negatively impacts my life…”.
- Humorous coping: Uses humor and memes to cope with stress, such as “HELP IM AT 3K POSTS?!?!!? LMAO I NEED TO SHUT UP” and joking about the old man at the mall in “this old man sat RIGHT next to me… kinda like a tortoise 🐢”.
- Persistent fighter: Keeps pushing through forced recovery and tracking progress despite distress, like acknowledging being b/p free and adjusting in “Also I’m 4 days b/p free 🎉… Ig my body is starting to adjust to being fed”.
Weaknesses:
- Self-loathing: Repeatedly calls themselves disgusting, a failure, or not worth saving, as in “I’m not worth saving… You can’t heal someone who doesn’t think they’re sick.” and “I’m so disgusting I hate food sm:(”.
- Self-destructive: Actively contemplates and plans self-harm or suicide, like “Someone pls tell me how to kill myself i don’t have any pills… please help I don’t want it to hurt” and “I might cut myself sometime after Valentine’s Day…”.
- Compulsive purging: Engages in frequent purging despite recognizing harm, for example “Don’t really like purging 5x a day but whatever 😐” and “Oh my godddd ive purged like a million times today what is wrong with me 😭”.
- Volatile emotions: Experiences intense emotional swings and outbursts, such as screaming and self-hitting in “I lost my mind and started screaming and banging my head and hands against the wall now I hav a bruise I’m so evil I’m so horrible”.
- Recovery resistance: Strongly opposes and sabotages recovery efforts, shown in “I don’t wanna recover ever and I hate myself so much for it” and framing b/p as rebellion in “I might b/p I’m not even having urges but I’m just so upset by this forced recovery shit I feel like it’s my only rebellion.”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
The best match is Lisa Simpson, because she’s intensely self-analytical, emotionally sensitive, and constantly caught between knowing what’s healthy and being unable to switch her brain off. This user overthinks everything and judges herself harshly, like when she says “I don’t understand what’s wrong with me I don’t get it I try so hard and I just want to be happy why am I like this”, which mirrors Lisa’s constant inner turmoil and perfectionism. She feels like an outsider and even describes herself as alien: “There is something alien about me and I will never experience anything the way I’m supposed to”, echoing Lisa’s frequent sense of being out of step with everyone else. Like Lisa, she’s highly self-aware about how others see her and her struggles, as in “everyone is just annoyed by my suffering because they say it’s my fault and I’m not trying hard enough”. Even when she tries to be hopeful or functional, she’s pulled back into anxiety and guilt, such as “I need to try and accept this forced recovery thing because I can’t keep going insane every day”, which fits Lisa’s pattern of trying to do the right thing while feeling overwhelmed by her own mind.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean Introvert (I): most of their life happens in their head or online rather than in big social scenes, and even their support needs are framed as feeling like a burden, e.g. “I need help and I want someone to stay with me but I’m tired of being a burden all the time” and “I’m sobbing on the floor rn I just want someone to hold me and understand how bad I want to die”. They show strong Intuition (N) through abstract, existential self-reflection like “The way I feel isn’t human…There is something alien about me and I will never experience anything the way I’m supposed to”, versus focusing on concrete, external facts. Their decisions and self-talk are clearly Feeling (F)-driven: their moral worth and identity are tied to emotions and relationships, for instance “everyone is just annoyed by my suffering…pls understand pls care about me it isn’t a choice” and “I love my mom sm and I know she just wants to help, but I’m not worth saving”. On the outer world side they appear more Perceiving (P) than J: they struggle with consistency and plans, often reacting impulsively to feelings—“I’m never consistent about anything 😐” and “I might b/p I’m not even having urges but I’m just so upset… I feel like it’s my only rebellion”. Overall, the intense inner emotional landscape, idealistic/self-condemning narratives, and spontaneous, feeling-driven behavior fit best with INFP rather than a more structured J or more externally focused E type.
Some pickup lines for you
- You: “I’m practically BMI 16 again 😂😂😂” Me, calculating very seriously: that just means there’s exactly the right surface area for maximum cuddles while we complain about forced recovery together.
- You spent 3k posts oversharing on main and still haven’t posted a poll on whether we should get the red velvet Blizzard or share it… can I be your Valentine’s Day dessert collab? I promise I’m more ‘cream cheese frosting’ than ‘mid.’
- You said you don’t feel human and that there’s something ‘alien’ about you — lucky for you, I specialize in extraterrestrial lifeforms named Basil 🐭🔫. First step of my research: testing if hand-holding improves your perception of reality.
- You: “I just purged like five times and I’m so dizzy, but I’m gonna try to shower and hope I don’t pass out ☺️.” Me: “Counter-offer: you sit down, drink water, and let me stand guard outside the bathroom like a tiny emotional support bouncer.”
- You losing your mind over a 700–1000 calorie breakfast, me losing my mind because the girl who decorates raspberry oats and protein ice cream like it’s an art project still doesn’t realize she’s the cutest thing on my timeline.
Your 5 Emojis
Your new Twitter bio
Basil • navigating recovery, school, and too much caffeine • once drank 5 lbs of Diet Coke before a psych appointment and somehow called it a plan– @spritezer0ali3n
Your signature cocktail
Forced Recovery Red Velvet Blizzardtini
Forced Recovery Red Velvet Blizzardtini mixes chaos and cuteness just like Basil, whose timeline swings from suicidal ideation to snack polls in minutes. The vodka infused with red velvet cake crumbs nods to their risky dessert bravado in “Okk I guess I’m gonna be risky and get the red velvet !!” and their fear of ‘blizzards’ in “I’ve been scared of blizzards for awhile but my meal plan needs me to have 500 calories of dessert every day”. A cream cheese–style vanilla liqueur represents the forced softness and care they don’t feel they deserve, echoing “I love my mom sm and I know she just wants to help, but I’m not worth saving”. The raspberry energy drink splash channels their wired, overcaffeinated vibe and Monster love in “Ayyy today’s been a pretty good day so far!! Im no longer losing my mind and I tried a new monster flavour:P”. Sea salt and lemon bitters bring a sharp, painful edge for all the purging and self-hate in “Don’t really like purging 5x a day but whatever 😐 fucking forced recovery bro I’m losing it” and “I’m so disgusting I hate food sm:(”. Finally, the whipped cream swirl with pink sugar and edible glitter captures the cute, oomf-loving, My Little Pony, heart-emoji side from “Goodnight oomfs ily all💗” and “LOOK AT MY PONIES”, because even in the middle of a breakdown they still sparkle.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
Basil shows strong Hufflepuff traits of loyalty, care for others, and persistence in the middle of really intense mental health struggles. Even while suffering, she worries about taking care of others, like when she posts “Goodnight oomfs ily all💗” and tells friends to be kind to themselves after b/p, as in “Telling all my oomfs to drink water and rest after b/p and then ignoring my own advice and exercising right after 💔”, showing instinctive nurturing and solidarity. She consistently tries to work hard and "do the right thing" even when it feels impossible, wrestling with the idea of semi‑recovery: “I need to try and accept this forced recovery thing because I can’t keep going insane every day </3 idk what I want anymore, but I need to at least partially recover for now. Then I can say I tried:(” and “Okay I’m soo back and forth on this but I think I need to commit to semi recovery for now…”. Her guilt over feeling like a burden and wanting people to understand she’s genuinely trying — “everyone is just annoyed by my suffering because they say it’s my fault and I’m not trying hard enough. I promise I’m trying I promise I don’t want my brain to be like this” — fits a Hufflepuff’s deep desire to be fair, good, and understood. Even her affection for her mom despite conflict, as in “I love my mom sm and I know she just wants to help”, highlights loyalty and devotion to the people in her life. While she has some impulsivity and dark humor, the dominant throughline is a hardworking, loyal, caretaker energy directed outward even while she’s falling apart herself, which is quintessentially Hufflepuff.
Your movie
Your song
Control - Halsey
A song that fits them best is Control by Halsey, which is about feeling like a monster in your own head and being terrified of your own emotions and impulses. They describe themselves as a “weird freak girl” in their bio and talk about feeling alien and unreal, like in “The way I feel isn’t human. I don’t process things right; I view the world in a way that makes no sense to anyone else.” That mirrors Halsey’s lines about being a "monster" and not trusting her own mind. Their intense self‑loathing and loss of control around their ED and urges to self-sabotage, like “Lowk forced myself to b/p?? Who knows why I do what I do” and “I don’t understand what’s wrong with me... Every thought and action feels staged, every emotion feels false.”, match the song’s theme of battling an internal, overpowering force. Even their swings between trying to cope and wanting to give up, such as “I need to try and accept this forced recovery thing because I can’t keep going insane every day </3 idk what I want anymore”, echo the conflict in the song between wanting control and feeling ruled by their own mind.
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