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Your Simpsons character
Finn shares Bart's rebellious, anti-authority streak and specific brand of snarky internet humor, often calling out things he finds "annoying" or "unfunny." He displays a chaotic energy and a frequent need for validation, as seen when he tweets “WHO UNFOLLOWED FUCK YOU” or admits to “following random people... because i want followers”. Like Bart, he identifies with a specific subculture and isn't afraid to be abrasive, bluntly stating “ummm your ugly” to others. His mix of niche interests like Homestuck and a self-described “EMO GUY” persona mirrors the classic "cool kid" outsider archetype that Bart has embodied for decades.

Your MBTI personality Type
Finn demonstrates Introversion through his niche, solitary interests like Homestuck and a general disdain for social climbing, stating “i could care less i don't want to be a popular account”. His Intuition is shown through his focus on internet subcultures and abstract humor, such as his hypothetical scenario about a murderer breaking his 'DNI' criteria. He exhibits Thinking traits by being blunt and prioritizing his own logic over social harmony, as seen when he calls people “moralfag” for refusing to share their age. Finally, his Perceiving nature is evident in his spontaneous posting style and his admission that “everything i said from at least three months ago was embrassing”, suggesting a lack of a curated or planned public persona.

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Finn | Digital artist and dedicated archivist of 2010s internet culture. Once wore a unicorn hat to celebrate Wikipedia Day. Finding the beauty in the mundane.– @spritinger

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This drink captures Finn’s chaotic energy, starting with a chocolate base because “i got a toblerone so i want to be in a cave”. The Espresso reflects his intense loathing of 'newgens' and corporate bait, while the blue float honors his obsession with Wikipedia and the color “blue”. The Pop Rocks rim provides a sharp, 'edgy' kick for a self-proclaimed “EMO GUY” who isn't afraid to say “ummm your ugly” to a quoted tweet. It’s an experimental, high-contrast blend that perfectly suits someone who thinks “TOBY FOX AND ANDREW HUSSIE ARE LESBIANS”.

Your Hogwarts House
Finn displays a strong sense of self-preservation and resourcefulness, openly admitting to “following random people with ifb in their bio... because i want followers” to grow his account. He is fiercely protective of his own social circle, reacting with blunt ambition for status by shouting “WHO UNFOLLOWED FUCK YOU” and “FOLLOW ME BAXK”. His cunning nature is shown through his humorous interpretation of social boundaries, such as joking about putting a “murderer... in my dni so he shouldn't hurt me”. This focus on personal gain, curated social standing, and blunt dismissal of those he dislikes—like “blue checkmark ppl”—aligns him firmly with the traits of Slytherin.

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Finn is a self-proclaimed Homestuck superfan who finds profound joy in old fandom culture, tweeting “old homestuck fan videos from 2009 2017 brings me so much joy”. His online identity is defined by this obsession, from his pfp to referencing characters like “Dave STRIDER??? THE BEST HOMESTUCK CHARACTER??”. The song’s meta-textual association with the webcomic reflects his specific niche of internet nostalgia and his disdain for “newgens”. Ultimately, his posts create a chaotic, irony-poisoned atmosphere that mirrors the frenetic energy of early 2010s internet subcultures he strives to keep alive.

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