Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Passionate Fan: He shows extreme dedication to K-pop groups like ARTMS and Twice, even “taking a photo with Haseul”.
- Musically Versatile: His taste spans genres, “gymming to Slipknot” while also enjoying “Girls' Generation”.
- Deeply Affectionate: He frequently expresses intense love for his idols and family, calling “his sister the most beautiful in the world”.
- Social Humor: He uses self-deprecating humor and memes well, like “flirting after being robbed”.
- Loyal Supporter: He celebrates the success and return of his favorite artists, such as when “Chaengie returned”.
Weaknesses:
- Socially Anxious: He admits to being “the biggest coward” due to an intense fear of failure.
- Unproductive Obsession: He spent “80% of his time talking about Cho Haseul” and searching for others to talk about her.
- Romantic Impulsiveness: He jokingly suggests girls should “end their relationships immediately” after following him.
- Poor Coordination: He struggles with physical tasks, noting he “constantly fails the sides of K-pop dance steps”.
- Financially Irresponsible: He contemplates spending money impulsively, asking “what if I spent money buying the bunny Haseul?”.
Your Simpsons character
Milhouse Van Houten
Bernardo perfectly embodies the hopeless romantic and slightly geeky energy of Milhouse, often finding himself in unrequited or complex romantic situations like when he says “my life would be calmer if ALL the women I am interested in weren't from Duque de Caxias”. Much like Milhouse's obsessive nature, he is a dedicated superfan who admits, “I was obsessed, I spent 80% of my time talking about Cho Haseul”. He even describes his own social awkwardness when trying to be bold, lamenting, “I hate being the biggest coward in the world because I'm so afraid of failure”. Ultimately, his mix of k-pop fandom, self-deprecating humor, and “pathetic” romantic pining makes him the Simpsons' resident lovable underdog.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
Bernardo demonstrates an Extroverted and Perceiving nature through his constant, spontaneous social engagement and frequent attendance at events like K-pop concerts and fan meetings, such as when he excitedly recalls, “cara eu realmente tirei foto com a haseul isso é meio inacreditavel”. His Intuitive side is shown through his abstract humor and dramatic self-expression, notably when he jokes about sending a music video as a “nude da alma” instead of a physical one. As a Feeling type, his timeline is driven by intense emotional reactions and deep affection for his idols, frequently posting sentiments like “chorando uma hora dessa... amo tanto vcs...”. Finally, his open admission of being “o maior cagao do mundo inteiro pq mt medo do fracasso” highlights the classic ENFP struggle with self-doubt despite an otherwise vibrant and chaotic external energy.
Some pickup lines for you
- I promise I’m not a notification ghost—if you follow me back, I’ll actually give you something to look at besides Sana’s 'lazy' music.
- Are you a Haseul solo? Because I’d never send you a nude of my body when I could send you a 4K video of my soul instead.
- I’m no chef, but I’ve been looking up recipes just to find an excuse to invite you over for a 'complex' dinner date.
- Forget Duke de Caxias—I’m willing to travel way further than the Rio suburbs just to be the 'Sequence' to your favorite banger.
- I may not have the aura of a K-pop idol, but I’d definitely let you wear my Flamengo jersey to the Christmas party.
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Your new Twitter bio
K-pop enthusiast & Flamengo supporter. Once sent a 4K video of Haseul instead of a nude; she blocked me, but my soul remains pure. Here for the music and memes.– @sptwce
Your signature cocktail
The Haseul Soul-Shot
This drink is a vibrant tribute to a man who literally “mandei o video da Haseul cantando... mandei da alma” when asked for a nude. The red pitaya reflects his dual loyalty to “camisa do flamengo” and his tendency to “malhando com a camisa do new jeans ao som de Slipknot”. It's a strong, experimental mix for someone who claims to be the “maior cagao do mundo inteiro pq mt medo do fracasso” but still spends his time “farmando aura”. Served in a glass as bright as his playlists, it’s the perfect companion for a man eternally looking for “meme extremamente especifico para eu mandar para a gata”.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
Bernardo exhibits the quintessential Hufflepuff trait of unwavering loyalty and emotional devotion to his 'found family' of idols, particularly Cho Haseul. He describes his deepest connection as a “nude of the soul” when sharing her music and admits to being “obsessed” to the point of spending 80% of his time talking about her. His kindness and gentleness shine through in how he celebrates his friends and family, calling his sister “the most beautiful in the world” and expressing deep sentimentality by “smiling a silly smile” every time he looks at a photo of his favorite artist. This combination of patience, hard work (such as “searching for recipe videos” for someone he likes), and a heart-on-sleeve nature makes him a clear fit for the house of the loyal.
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Your song
Fancy - TWICE
Bernardo is a dedicated K-pop enthusiast whose username and bio reflect a deep-rooted love for the group TWICE. His tweets oscillate between intense fan devotion and the chaotic energy of modern romance, such as when he humorously shared, “Ela me pediu um nude. Eu mandei o video da Haseul cantando Je ne sais quoi em e 4K ela me bloqueou”. Fancy perfectly captures this vibrant, high-energy lifestyle where he balances working out to “Girls Generation - Gee” with the constant search for “meme extremamente especifico para eu mandar para a gata no instagram”. The song's theme of bold, stylish affection matches his personality as someone who proudly celebrates his favorite idols while navigating the 'crimes' of “muitos crimes pra pouca tierlist”.
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