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Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Creative: Their enthusiasm for making things, like embroidered shirts and growing mushrooms ('Look at this shit!! I grew this!! My fungal son!!'), highlights their inventive side.
- Humorous: Tweets like 'Environmental storytelling is rolling up to the self checkout with itch cream, the bug bite thing, and a citronella candle' show their knack for finding humor in everyday situations.
- Patient: Waiting three years to join the Rancho Gordo bean club ('After three(?) years on the waitlist') demonstrates their ability to stay committed to their interests.
- Quirky: Their idea for a shirt that says 'RICHARD NIXON' and giggling about it shows their unique and unconventional sense of humor.
- Observant: Describing Atlanta as 'a Rock Lee ass city' shows their ability to notice and articulate amusing cultural details.
Weaknesses:
- Self-Critical: Still thinking about being told they have a 'resting concerned face' in college suggests they dwell on past comments.
- Overcommitted: Taking on a freelance editing gig and then lamenting dealing with Premiere ('I know I took a freelance editing gig but...') shows a tendency to dive into things without considering all aspects.
- Niche Obsessions: Spending years on a waitlist for a bean club ('After three(?) years on the waitlist') suggests they can get deeply fixated on specific interests.
- Overthinking: The fact that they’re 'Still thinking about' a comment from college shows a tendency to overanalyze.
- Distracted: With so many creative pursuits, from growing mushrooms to embroidery, they might struggle to focus on one thing at a time.
Your Simpsons character
Moe Szyslak
Their self-deprecating humor ('Still thinking about how a girl said I have 'resting concerned face' in college') and quirky ideas ('Thinking about one that just says RICHARD NIXON') align with Moe's offbeat and sometimes melancholic personality. Both find humor in the absurd and have a unique charm despite their occasional awkwardness.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They embody the INFP traits of creativity, introspection, and individuality. Their DIY projects ('Look at this shit!! I grew this!! My fungal son!!') and unique ideas ('Thinking about one that just says RICHARD NIXON') reflect an imaginative mind. Their introspection is evident in 'Still thinking about how a girl said I have 'resting concerned face' in college.' They value personal expression and find joy in niche, meaningful pursuits like joining the bean club ('After three(?) years on the waitlist').
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you an oyster mushroom? Because you’ve grown on me in the most delicious way.
- Do you have a resting concerned face? Because I’m concerned I might be falling for you.
- Are you a Tamagotchi? Because I’d take care of you like you’re my favorite 90s memory.
- Are you a Bic lighter perfume atomizer? Because you’re lighting up my world in the most unexpected way.
- Are you a bean club membership? Because I’d wait three years just for a chance to be with you.
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DIY enthusiast | Maker of pretty lights and fungal sons | Nostalgic for Tamagotchis, beans, and embroidered chaos | Resting concerned face but full of ideas | He/Him– @sqare
Your signature cocktail
Fungal Fizz
The 'Fungal Fizz' represents their love for mushrooms ('Look at this shit!! I grew this!! My fungal son!!') and their creative spirit. The mushroom syrup adds an earthy twist, while the rosemary garnish reflects their quirky, botanical interests. The soda water keeps it light and playful, just like their sense of humor. It’s a drink as unique and inventive as they are.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
Their patience (waiting three years for a bean club, 'After three(?) years on the waitlist') and love for hands-on creativity ('Look at this shit!! I grew this!! My fungal son!!') align with Hufflepuff’s values of hard work and dedication. Their quirky humor and appreciation for the simple joys in life ('Shouts out to loose meat sandwiches') also fit the house’s down-to-earth vibe.
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Mushaboom - Feist
This song’s whimsical and domestic vibe suits their personality. Their love for growing mushrooms ('Look at this shit!! I grew this!! My fungal son!!') and their quirky humor ('Thinking about one that just says RICHARD NIXON') align with the song’s playful yet grounded tone. It’s a perfect soundtrack for their creative, DIY lifestyle.
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