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Your Simpsons character
Sideshow Bob is the cultured, vindictive, literate foil in The Simpsons: he loves classical music and books, speaks with aristocratic airs, and enjoys elaborate rhetorical attacks; that mirrors Praetorian's taste for 'The Goths' and Roman patrician jokes as well as his theatrical, revenge-tinged provocations. Both cultivate a highbrow image while pursuing grudges and performing for an audience, making Bob a natural Simpsons analogue.

Your MBTI personality Type
ESTP (Extraverted, Sensing, Thinking, Perceiving) fits Praetorian because his communication is direct, combative and action-oriented: he storms debates with caps and immediate judgments ('THIS DEBATE IS NEVERENDING KILL YОURSЕLVЕS...'), showing extraverted assertiveness; his focus on concrete cultural markers and regional fixes (Nuevo México, annexation claims) highlights sensing; his blunt, instrumental arguments ('The US should've annexed modern Northern Mexico') reflect a thinking orientation; and his improvisational trolling, shifting references and 'Professional ragebait' persona point toward perceiving rather than strict planning. He engages in-the-moment, seeks immediate impact, and relishes provocative social maneuvering, which are classic ESTP traits.

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Praetorian | Catholic & cultural traditionalist • Nuevo México roots, old-European tastes • Provocateur, history buff (The Goths, Roman patrician fantasies) • Parishes, playlists & polemics • @greasiestdago– @squad_co1541

Your signature cocktail
The Praetorian Negroni uses a classic Italian base (gin, vermouth, Campari) to honor his '🇮🇹' flags and vintage tastes, with a splash of mezcal to call out Nuevo México and rural edge, reflecting tweets about local life and raw-milk living. Bitter, bold and slightly smoky, it matches his sharp, provocative tone and old-world leanings ('Savior of the (South)west', Italian song references, parish mass). It's a drink you sip while debating history and staging tasteful outrage.

Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin fits because Praetorian's feed is full of ambition, tribal loyalty and a willingness to use provocation to gain influence; he brands himself 'Savior of the (South)west' and tweets 'The South(east) will rise again', which reads like strategic, territorial thinking. He values lineage and status — 'Mine comes from a Roman Patrician family' — and displays a pragmatic ruthlessness in argument, calling out opponents and endorsing hard solutions. Those traits line up more with Slytherin's cunning and desire for power than with Gryffindor's open heroism or Ravenclaw's dispassionate curiosity.

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Sinatra's 'My Way' is a defiant, stubborn anthem that matches Praetorian's repeated, absolutist lines — 'I will stand by this for as long as I live' — and his penchant for doing things on his own terms. The song's tone of pride, determination, and retrospective justification fits someone who celebrates lineage, marches against convention, and posts uncompromising opinions.

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