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Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Loyal: He asks followers to pray for family members ('I ask for you folks to pray for my little cousin' and later 'Update: She's doing well'), showing genuine attachment and responsibility.
- Historically curious: Reading choices and references like 'Finished reading The Goths by Peter Heather' and claiming 'Mine comes from a Roman Patrician family' reveal a sustained interest in historical narratives and identity.
- Bold: He posts uncompromising positions and repeats them — 'I will stand by this for as long as I live' about annexing Northern Mexico — demonstrating a willingness to stake out controversial territory publicly.
- Witty ear for culture: Frequent musical references ('Tu li tulip time by Andrews Sisters<<<<Tulipan (the cover by Trio Lescano)') and snarky captions show he uses cultural allusions skillfully in tweets.
- Self-aware showmanship: Labeling himself 'Professional ragebait' and calling certain posts 'ragebait' shows consciousness of his role as a provocateur and an ability to perform intentionally.
Weaknesses:
- Provocative Harshness: Repeated use of extreme language and slurs ('Professional ragebait', 'Deport this congolumbian', 'cosmopolitan faggоt') damages rapport and signals a readiness to alienate others.
- Overconfidence: Absolutist claims like 'I will stand by this for as long as I live' about complex geopolitical fixes indicate a tendency to assert simple solutions for thorny issues.
- Ideological Rigidity: Frequent all-caps tirades ('THIS DEBATE IS NEVERENDING KILL YОURSЕLVЕS') and repeated denunciations of opposing camps suggest difficulty tolerating opposing views in discussion.
- Trolling Dependency: Self-identifying as 'Professional ragebait' and calling content 'ragebait' implies a reliance on provocation that may substitute for substantive argument.
- Insensitive: Use of derogatory slurs and dehumanizing labels across tweets ('Injun', 'dago', 'faggоt') signals a pattern of insensitivity that hurts interpersonal trust.
Your Simpsons character
Sideshow Bob
Sideshow Bob is the cultured, vindictive, literate foil in The Simpsons: he loves classical music and books, speaks with aristocratic airs, and enjoys elaborate rhetorical attacks; that mirrors Praetorian's taste for 'The Goths' and Roman patrician jokes as well as his theatrical, revenge-tinged provocations. Both cultivate a highbrow image while pursuing grudges and performing for an audience, making Bob a natural Simpsons analogue.
Your MBTI personality Type
ESTP
ESTP (Extraverted, Sensing, Thinking, Perceiving) fits Praetorian because his communication is direct, combative and action-oriented: he storms debates with caps and immediate judgments ('THIS DEBATE IS NEVERENDING KILL YОURSЕLVЕS...'), showing extraverted assertiveness; his focus on concrete cultural markers and regional fixes (Nuevo México, annexation claims) highlights sensing; his blunt, instrumental arguments ('The US should've annexed modern Northern Mexico') reflect a thinking orientation; and his improvisational trolling, shifting references and 'Professional ragebait' persona point toward perceiving rather than strict planning. He engages in-the-moment, seeks immediate impact, and relishes provocative social maneuvering, which are classic ESTP traits.
Some pickup lines for you
- You pray at the same parish I haunt? Perfect — I kneel for you even when the sidewalks aren't shoveled.
- Are you a Roman patrician? Because every time you speak of lineage I feel like breaking out a laurel and falling in love.
- I could read The Goths with you and then we could argue about who did it 'my way' over a Negroni — winner picks the next playlist.
- I promise to defend your honor like a praetorian if you promise to lend me your Andrews Sisters records.
- You bring the raw milk, I'll bring the westerns — we'll see which one makes our Sunday mass story more legendary.
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Your new Twitter bio
Praetorian | Catholic & cultural traditionalist • Nuevo México roots, old-European tastes • Provocateur, history buff (The Goths, Roman patrician fantasies) • Parishes, playlists & polemics • @greasiestdago– @squad_co1541
Your signature cocktail
Praetorian Negroni
The Praetorian Negroni uses a classic Italian base (gin, vermouth, Campari) to honor his '🇮🇹' flags and vintage tastes, with a splash of mezcal to call out Nuevo México and rural edge, reflecting tweets about local life and raw-milk living. Bitter, bold and slightly smoky, it matches his sharp, provocative tone and old-world leanings ('Savior of the (South)west', Italian song references, parish mass). It's a drink you sip while debating history and staging tasteful outrage.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Slytherin fits because Praetorian's feed is full of ambition, tribal loyalty and a willingness to use provocation to gain influence; he brands himself 'Savior of the (South)west' and tweets 'The South(east) will rise again', which reads like strategic, territorial thinking. He values lineage and status — 'Mine comes from a Roman Patrician family' — and displays a pragmatic ruthlessness in argument, calling out opponents and endorsing hard solutions. Those traits line up more with Slytherin's cunning and desire for power than with Gryffindor's open heroism or Ravenclaw's dispassionate curiosity.
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My Way - Frank Sinatra
Sinatra's 'My Way' is a defiant, stubborn anthem that matches Praetorian's repeated, absolutist lines — 'I will stand by this for as long as I live' — and his penchant for doing things on his own terms. The song's tone of pride, determination, and retrospective justification fits someone who celebrates lineage, marches against convention, and posts uncompromising opinions.
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