
Strengths and Weaknesses

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Talia most closely matches Lisa Simpson, since she’s sharp, opinionated, and constantly critiquing systems around her. Like Lisa calling out institutional failures, Talia rants about corporate greed and bad writing in games, e.g. “Do yall just love the devs being lazy and ungrateful for their playerbase or” and “3.4 giving 90 pulls f2p with 4 banners first half, fate collab and a second half is just ridiculous?? Can cn do their job and riot for once because this is disgustingly stingy”. She’s also very values-driven and moralistic, especially about fandom behavior and boundaries, as seen in “That's a child u creep” and “That's a dead child and a grown ass man just admit that yall are pedos in disguise”. At the same time, she’s extremely online, passionate, and a bit dramatic about her interests, like Lisa with her obsessions: “I wanna e6 phainon” and “Phainon your ass better be homoeroticism personified in your anims or I'm skipping for cyrene”. Finally, her mix of earnest love for media (e.g. “Everything everywhere all at once is lowkey the best movie ever like it still makes me sob till this day”) and frustration with how people behave around it is very Lisa-coded: idealistic, critical, and loud about both.

Your MBTI personality Type
They read as more Extraverted (E) than Introverted: they frequently jump into discourse, call people out, and engage with drama, e.g. “People like this can vote btw 😭😭” and “It's so funny to just randomly stumble upon someone that u don't even know but they blocked you”, indicating they gain energy from interaction and public debate. Their interests and language are highly Intuitive (N): they focus on meta-commentary about writing quality, fandom patterns, and narrative potential—like “For a game that has insane diversity potential the devs sure love russian characters” and “Whoever is in charge of writing Amphoreus should get fired bc why do we have 15+ hours of story and barely 20% of it all is actually good??”—rather than concrete day-to-day details. Their tone is sharply evaluative and argument-driven, which points to Thinking (T): they dismantle others’ logic (“How did you pass middle school I'm genuinely confused”) and attack inconsistent reasoning in ships and morality debates (“Then they proceeded to use the TruE ost... if you genuinely think this then there's no hope for u”), even when defending moral positions. They come off as Perceiving (P) rather than rigidly structured: much of their content is reactive, impulsive, and in-the-moment—ranting about gacha banners and leaks like “I kinda wanna do one 10 pull on hyacine” or “In two months you will all be seeing phaidei banging on tl just saying”—with little indication of long-term orderly planning. The combination of argumentative engagement, meta-analysis of media, and spontaneous, combative humor fits ENTP best among the MBTI types.

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Critiquing gacha devs, defending my blorbos, and dodging spoiler discourse. Once nearly got yelled at by a prof for existing in a crosswalk.– @squibbink

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This drink hits like a brutal gacha session because their timeline is all-caps intensity and threats to "crash out" over banner decisions, like when they snapped at Zenless players: “If I see one more zenless player say that Manato's being an A rank is good bc 'you'll get his M6 easier' I'll crash out”, so the overproof dark rum is mandatory. The spiced cherry liqueur is for their unapologetically queer, shippy vibe and demands for homoeroticism, as seen in “Phainon your ass better be homoeroticism personified in your anims or I'm skipping for cyrene” and the simple declaration of “yaoi”. Grapefruit juice adds a sharp, slightly bitter edge to capture their constant, cutting media critiques such as “Whoever is in charge of writing Amphoreus should get fired bc why do we have 15+ hours of story and barely 20% of it all is actually good?? 3.3 so far feels so rushed”. The smoked sea salt rim represents the sheer salt and aggression they bring when calling people out—like calling others creepy or tasteless in “Y'all are actually creepy as fuck” and “Anyone choosing Rover or Aether is tasteless”. Finally, the dash of edible glitter nods to their dramatic, fandom-obsessed hype whenever they manifest banners and characters, as in “phainon pulls better go well hoyo don't screw me over” and “In two months you will all be seeing phaidei banging on tl just saying”, giving the whole cocktail a chaotic, sparkly finish.

Your Hogwarts House
Talia shows strong Slytherin traits: she is openly ambitious about her in-game goals and pulls, saying she wants to E6 a character and is “selling my kidney for lighter funds” in “Selling my kidney for lighter funds KOLEDA WHEN I CATCH YOU” and “I wanna e6 phainon”. She’s also ruthlessly protective of her boundaries and standards, telling people to block her if they ship something she finds wrong in “If you ship this with the argument 'oh it's Kevin and dr. mei' respectfully block me and fuck off” and calling out "creepy" or pedophilic behavior in “That's a dead child and a grown ass man just admit that yall are pedos in disguise”. Her tone is sharp and confrontational rather than conciliatory, as seen in “girl shut the fuck up” and “People like this can vote btw 😭😭”, which suggests a preference for winning arguments and asserting dominance over being gentle or diplomatic. She is also very strategic and results-oriented with gacha resources, critiquing banner value and powercreep in tweets like “3.4 giving 90 pulls f2p with 4 banners first half, fate collab and a second half is just ridiculous?? Can cn do their job and riot for once because this is disgustingly stingy” and “Getting your favorite character powercrept by a fuckass squirrel must be the most depressing thing ever”. While she has elements of Gryffindor-style moral outrage when calling out unfairness or bigotry, the overarching pattern is ambition, sharp selectiveness about who she associates with, and a ruthless, cunning approach to both fandom and games—hallmarks of Slytherin.

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A song that best suits Talia is "Teen Idle" by MARINA. They explicitly mention loving Marina’s work, saying "Marina's new album is so good everyone should listen to it", which shows they already connect with her style and themes. Teen Idle captures a mix of cynicism, dark humor, and angst that fits with tweets like "People like this can vote btw 😭😭" and "Do yall just love the devs being lazy and ungrateful for their playerbase or", where they vent frustration at people and systems. The song’s themes of disillusionment and messy coming-of-age energy mirror how they talk about fandom and morality, for example "Mind you people will vote him innocent but trash walk Mu and vote her guilty oh gee I wonder why" and "Acting like straight people are oppressed". Like Teen Idle, their timeline blends biting critique, self-aware drama, and a very online, hyper-verbal intensity that makes this track feel like their soundtrack.

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