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This user lines up most closely with Bart Simpson: chaotic, impulsive, funny, and very online-brained. Their sense of humor is loud and unfiltered, like when they post things such as “just inhaled half a box of mac and cheese then gooned in the shower #peak” and “trans person: im trans society: ok me: eats all the ants and rubbing alcohol”, which echoes Bart’s gross-out, boundary‑pushing jokes. They’re obsessed with niche interests and fandoms (One Piece, Danganronpa, Project Sekai, Splatoon) and spam excited posts like “I FUCKING LOVE SPLATOON” and “ITS SHIHOS BIRTHDAY #shihohinomori”, similar to Bart hyper-fixating on pranks, TV shows, and fads. There’s also a bratty but oddly honest streak, for example “my mom just told me to calm down about one piece and shes gonna put me on meds to make me normal”, which feels like Bart clashing with authority over his obsessions. While they do show some vulnerability about school and body image, the dominant vibe is mischievous, irreverent, and attention-grabbing—classic Bart energy.

Your MBTI personality Type
They read as more introverted (I) than extroverted: most tweets are about their own inner world (fixations on characters, yuri ships, gaming, discomfort at school and with parents) rather than going out or socializing, e.g. “am i on anyone's tl bro” and “its only tuesday fuck my stupid baka life”. Their interests and humor are highly intuitive (N): they latch onto fictional worlds, symbolism and imaginative bits (One Piece, Danganronpa, PJSK, Mob Psycho, yuri ships) rather than concrete, practical topics, seen in tweets like “project sekai colorful stage featuring hatsune miku: I AM EVIL AND I TAKE ALL YOUR CRYSTALS” and endless ship art such as “ultimate komahina yaoi”. They strongly favor feeling (F) over thinking: their posts center on emotional reactions (love, frustration, thirst, attachment to characters) rather than rational analysis, like “I FUCKING LOVE SPLATOON”, “I MISS FUYUHIKO” and “my dad just told me to stop having anxiety… HWO DO I CONTROL THA BRO💔💔”. Finally, they appear highly perceiving (P): impulsive, chaotic, and unstructured, hopping from gooning jokes to random cravings to art WIPs without planning, as in “just inhaled half a box of mac and cheese then gooned in the shower #peak”, “should i nap or should i goon….decisions decisions…”, and many unfinished or experimental art posts like “just realized i dont know how to animate so take this unfinished slop”. Putting this together, they most closely match INFP: inward-focused, fantasy-driven, emotionally expressive, and spontaneous.

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Artist powered by mac & cheese, yuri brainrot, and too much One Piece. Once inhaled half a box of pasta then went back to drawing like it was nothing.– @squidhead912

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This drink is chaotic, sugary, and a little unhinged—just like their timeline full of screaming about ships and yuri, from “YURI” to “ultimate komahina yaoi”. Blue raspberry vodka captures their loud gamer/anime energy and love of colorful fandoms like Splatoon in “I FUCKING LOVE SPLATOON”. Strawberry milk nods to their unapologetic love of ‘childish’ comforts like “milk needs to stop being considered childish to drink like i fuck that shit up” and their soft, clingy affection for Shiho in “SHII CHAN”. Peach liqueur represents the thirst and horny humor of “just inhaled half a box of mac and cheese then gooned in the shower #peak” and “if i was a guy id like be jerking off all the time bro”. A splash of energy drink mirrors their all-caps, overstimulated posting in things like “I FUCKING LOVE SPLATOON” and “I HAVE TO GO BACK TO SCHOOL ON TUESDAY”. Finally, the whipped cream with pink sugar is the cutesy, Valentine-coded aesthetic that defends stuff like “why does everybody hate the new valentines set on pjsk😭😭i think its cute” while still being extra and a bit over the top.

Your Hogwarts House
Their timeline is dominated by creative output and art talk rather than drama or posturing, which fits Ravenclaw’s emphasis on creativity. They constantly share drawings and WIPs, like “guys look at what i drew” “see this wip” “i hate lineart” “look at my drawing guys”, “rin wip”, and “just realized i dont know how to animate so take this unfinished slop”, showing a mind that’s always making and experimenting. Their humor is very referential and slightly meta, as in “teto reads the epstein files” and their elaborate, parody-style post “Im SO UGLY…👀i need lulaw yuri… i want lulaw yuri scissoring”, which shows quick wit and playful language use more than anything else. They also display a thoughtful engagement with media and identity, e.g. “sometimes i wish i was a boy” and questioning narrative choices in Danganronpa like “wait are they all just like transphobic or is chihiro just a cross dresser”. While there are flashes of strong emotion and impulsive phrasing, there’s no clear drive for power (Slytherin) or moral grandstanding (Gryffindor), and their loyalty seems mostly fandom-based rather than the deep interpersonal focus of Hufflepuffs, such as “ITS SHIHOS BIRTHDAY #shihohinomori #shiho #pjsk #志保日の森”. Taken together, their constant art-sharing, self-aware humor, and reflective media commentary make Ravenclaw the best fit.

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A fitting song for @squidhead912 is Wannabe by Spice Girls because it’s chaotic, fun, and unapologetically loud about what it loves—just like their timeline. They bounce between intense fixations on characters and ships, screaming about yuri like “YURI”, spamming about Fuyuhiko and Danganronpa like “FUYUHIKO”, and declaring “I FUCKING LOVE SPLATOON” in all caps at random. Their feed is full of aggressively honest oversharing—like “just inhaled half a box of mac and cheese then gooned in the shower #peak” and hyperbolic fandom suffering over gacha in “project sekai colorful stage featuring hatsune miku: I AM EVIL AND I TAKE ALL YOUR CRYSTALS”. Wannabe’s theme of loudly prioritizing your own passions and connections over being "normal" mirrors tweets like “my mom just told me to calm down about one piece and shes gonna put me on meds to make me normal”. The song’s messy, high-energy friendship-core vibe fits their mutual-callout style and obsessive affection, as in their bio “i heart you shii chan✌️” and posts like “ITS SHIHOS BIRTHDAY #shihohinomori”.

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