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Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Enthusiastic: Shows excitement about soccer and events, e.g., "Habemus tecnico!"
- Humorous: Uses jokes and memes, like "agora eu posso passar no enem?"
- Engaging: Directly asks followers for input, e.g., rating political inclination.
- Resilient: Posts defiant messages after being silenced, "Tentaram nos calar mas não conseguiram".
- Community Oriented: Encourages others and shares congratulatory notes, e.g., "Parabéns @sigmadeagartha @lucianxvalwnte".
Weaknesses:
- Aggressive: Frequent use of profanity and threats, e.g., "Vai se fuder".
- Hate Speech: Targets groups with slurs, such as anti‑Jewish and anti‑LGBTQ remarks.
- Harassment: Personal attacks and sexualized insults, like "comeram o cuzinho da puta".
- Impulsive: Posts volatile content without context, e.g., sudden political rants.
- Provocative: Deliberately provokes conflict by tagging and mocking other users.
Your Simpsons character
Nelson Muntz
Nelson Muntz is the classic school bully who delights in harassing and humiliating others, often using profanity and contempt. Many of @srtle_'s tweets echo this tone, such as "Caralho da odio so de olhar pra esse verme vai tomar no cu que doença do caralho é essa chamada progressismo..." and "MALDITOS PORCOS CAPITALISTAS QUERENDO FAZER EU PAGAR 600 REAIS PRA DESBLOQUEAR UM VIDEOGAME" which show aggressive insults and a desire to provoke. The user also frequently threatens and mocks others, e.g., "Escuta aqui viadinho Você ainda não acordou pra vida..." and "Vai se fuder", similar to Nelson's bullying style. Additionally, the user embraces the role of a troll, saying "A group of trolls is divided in 2?" which aligns with Nelson's habit of rallying other bullies. Overall, the combination of vulgarity, intimidation, and constant provocation matches Nelson Muntz best.
Your MBTI personality Type
ESFP
The user shows extroverted behavior by frequently tagging and addressing others, e.g., 'nos nessa porra @EmpireWolks' and 'olá @grok', indicating a strong outward focus. Their posts are rooted in concrete, sensory details and immediate experiences, such as 'Fui no estádio hoje ver galo x palmeiras, jogaço vi o golaço do hulk' and 'Gol do meu autista favorito!!!'. The language is highly emotional and value‑driven, evident in statements like 'MALDITOS PORCOS CAPITALISTAS...' and 'to com dó dessa garota tadinha', suggesting decisions based on personal feelings. The timeline is impulsive and unstructured, with rapid, varied rants like 'VAI TOMAR NO CU NEM FUDENDO O CANTALAPIEDRA NO VITORIA' and 'Tentaram nos calar mas não conseguiram ótimo dia pessoal', reflecting a flexible, spontaneous style. These traits together point to an ESFP personality type.
Some pickup lines for you
- Your bio says 'Agora quem da bola é o Santos'—let's let Santos pass the ball to us, and I'll be the striker who scores a date with you.
- You call someone your autista favorito—maybe I can be your favorite autist, hyper‑focused on making you laugh.
- I see you tag @EmpireWolks, @grok, @sigmadeagartha like a dream team—how about I join the squad and become the MVP of your timeline?
- You brag about getting a Switch and playing WiiU—let's trade a game night for a coffee, and see who gets the high score in flirting.
- If we were at Mineirão watching Galo vs Palmeiras, I'd whisper that the only goal I want is scoring a kiss from you.
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Brazilian football nut, meme curator, and occasional chaos creator. Once scored a goal against a vending machine. From the Panama Canal, chasing the next win.– @srtle_
Your signature cocktail
Chaos Canal Cocktail
The "Chaos Canal Cocktail" nods to @srtle_'s location "Canal do Panama" and the chaotic energy of their timeline. Mezcal’s smoky bite mirrors the raw aggression in tweets like "Caralho da odio so de olhar pra esse verme vai tomar no cu...". A dash of Tabasco adds a fiery punch that echoes their incendiary rant "MALDITOS PORCOS CAPITALISTAS QUERENDO FAZER EU PAGAR 600 REAIS PRA DESBLOQUEAR UM VIDEOGAME JUDEUS FILHOS DA PUTA". Cola provides a dark, bitter base reflecting the cynicism of "Agora quem da bola é o Santos" and the constant football references. A splash of lime juice gives a sour edge for the sharp sarcasm in "VAI SE FUDER" while the gummy bear garnish celebrates the meme‑laden, absurd side seen in posts like "Fale uma curiosidade sobre 6 mutuals".
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
The user’s tweets reveal a strong drive for dominance, a focus on influence, and a willingness to use aggressive language to assert power, which aligns with Slytherin’s ambition and cunning. For example, they proclaim 'Supremacia do Danilo avelar e seus discípulos?' and encourage political support with 'Votem no prc @messifascista'. Their self‑aggrandizing statements like 'Mito.' and the frequent insults aimed at rivals indicate a desire to rule the social hierarchy. This pattern of seeking control, using manipulation, and prioritizing personal status fits the Slytherin house.
Your movie
Your song
Killing in the Name - Rage Against the Machine
The user’s constant defiance and profanity, as seen in tweets like "VAI TOMAR NO CU NEM FUDENDO" and "MALDITOS PORCOS CAPITALISTAS QUERENDO FAZER EU PAGAR 600 REAIS", mirrors the rebellious chant of Rage Against the Machine’s "Killing in the Name". The song’s iconic refrain "Fuck you, I won’t do what you tell me" directly reflects the user’s statements such as "Tentaram nos calar mas não conseguiram" and "Boa tentativa… mas não conseguirá nos calar". Both the lyrics and the user’s anti‑establishment anger about capitalism and authority align, making this track a perfect soundtrack to their online persona.
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