Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Hardworking: Mentions working a lot in bio and military training, proud of completing tough stages like basic field: “Oficialmente terminei as partes mais difíceis do meu período aqui no quartel”.
- Affectionate: Expresses care and protectiveness, e.g. about a ‘criaturinha’ and a girl: “Vou proteger essa criaturinha até o fim..”, “Passarei até meu último dia protegendo essa garota”.
- Self‑aware: Reflects on own change and feelings, like year recap and forgetting birthday: “esse ano eu fiz muita coisa diferente e difícil, mas eu sinto que não mudei muito”, “Esqueci do meu aniversário”.
- Playful: Uses humor and memes frequently (NGL, clones, icons), e.g. “Eu sou um viado” and joking about being a k‑pop listener: “Ouçador de kpop🔥”.
- Supportive: Encourages interaction and reassures others they can approach him: “Fica a vontade pra chegar junto po!”, “eu não ligo de ser chamado na dm”.
Weaknesses:
- Harsh‑tempered: Explosive anger and insults toward others, like the airplane seat rant: “Idosa desgraçada… Tomara que seu filho tenha aids e morra”.
- Self‑deprecating: Speaks of feeling like trash or weak: “Me sentindo um lixo, um fraco, um bosta aqui”, and about not changing despite effort: “mas eu sinto que não mudei muito”.
- Trust‑averse: Openly states difficulty trusting people enough to meet in person: “Confio em ninguém o suficiente pra se encontrar na rua não”.
- Socially‑anxious: Admits fear of meeting new people and confusion with DMs: “Eu só tenho medo de conhecer gente nova”, “eu nunca sei como responder”.
- Emotionally‑strained: Mentions not knowing how to cry to relieve pain and feeling long‑term distress: “Até esqueci como é chorar pra aliviar a dor”, “Nunca fiquei tão puto e triste a anos..”.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
This user most closely matches Bart Simpson: irreverent, emotional, and outwardly jokey while hiding more complex feelings. Like Bart, they mix goofy chaos with surprising vulnerability, going from loud humor like “Mim rir de som de peido Som de peido ser engraçado” to raw moments such as “Mais um pessimo dia pra mim E ele só tá na metade..” and “Me sentindo um lixo, um fraco, um bosta aqui… Tô quase caindo em lagrimas”. Their temper and dark jokes echo Bart’s impulsive side, for example “Idosa desgraçada… Tomara que seu filho tenha aids e morra”, yet they also show deep loyalty to the people and things they care about, like “Passarei até meu último dia protegendo essa garota” and “Vou proteger essa criaturinha até o fim..”. The mix of mischief, self-deprecation, and hidden softness fits Bart better than the more consistently responsible Lisa or the more detached Homer. Even their semi-military bravado and memes, such as “Dia dos namorados é o krl Tava lá no quartel com o fuzil carregado esperando qualquer invasão kk”, feel like Bart’s tendency to turn serious situations into jokes while still clearly feeling things deeply underneath.
Your MBTI personality Type
ISTP
They lean Introvert over Extrovert: they describe themselves as "meio fechado" and say things like “Confio em ninguém o suficiente pra se encontrar na rua não”, and mention being afraid of meeting new people in “Eu só tenho medo de conhecer gente nova, pra mim é difícil kk”, valuing quiet and distance over constant socializing. Their focus is strongly Sensing: they talk in concrete, here‑and‑now terms about military training, injuries and physical exhaustion like “Mané, tive um desmaio no meu treino e me fudi todo” and “Dor nas costas do krl.. Eu mal consigo ficar em pé slk”, and share specific game/anime/meme details rather than abstract theories. They appear more Thinking than Feeling in style: their advice is bluntly logical in “Primeiro e mais comum: tú pode ser feio… Segundo: tú pode ser chato… Quinto: você sequer tentou?”, and they can be harshly direct under stress as in “Idosa desgraçada, olha pra trás antes de abaixar a poha da sua poltrona…”, even though they clearly care about their mother and close people emotionally. On the J–P axis, they read as more Perceiving: despite being in a very structured military environment, their personal tone is improvisational and reactive, e.g. “Fiz um NGL É só uma tentativa de interação” and playful experiments with icons and memes like “#NewProfilePic Não vou mentir que tô gostando bastante de ficar aqui sendo um militar e decidi que eu vou ficar Botei essa foto nova só como piada kk”. The combination of reserved, self‑contained attitude, focus on physical experience and skill (military work, games, drawing), blunt logic, and go‑with‑the‑flow personal life fits best with ISTP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said ‘0 multiplied by 10 is still 0’… but you plus me is already a W, and I can prove it with more screenshots than your Frieren manga collection.
- So you’re a neutral, kinda closed-off military guy who cries over SMG4 endings and protects cute creatures at all costs… if I show up in your life, do I get the ‘protected until the end’ treatment too, or do I have to pass basic training first?
- You went from ‘I hate this place’ at the barracks to ‘I kinda like being a soldier’ and even forgot your own birthday—don’t worry, I can be the person who reminds you that you’re doing great and that you deserve the same attention you give to your blue boy in Sonic.
- Your icons are Rice Shower on WhatsApp, Elma in a Palmeiras shirt on Discord, Elma militar on Twitter, capybara on Google, Palhaço Art on TikTok, and Frieren on your home screen… with all those favorites, how do I apply to be the next character on your lock screen?
- You said disappointing your mom hurt more than any breakup and that you’d protect that girl ‘until your last day’—I don’t need a love confession, just promise me that if we get close, you’ll look at me with at least half the devotion you give to your waifus and K‑pop playlists.
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18 • pan • army life, anime nights & weird food combos. Once fainted mid‑workout, still made it back for guard duty. Here for music, games & quiet chats.– @SrZumanito
Your signature cocktail
Tranquilo No Meu Canto Highball
This drink starts with cachaça infused with coffee beans, a nod to how hard they work and still keep going — “Trampo bastante” in the bio and the whole military grind from “Sou oficialmente um militar agora” to “Terminei o campo basico, nunca fiquei tão orgulhoso do meu esforço..”. Guaraná soda keeps it light, sweet, and a bit geeky/nostalgic, fitting the vibe of someone que “tá tranquilo” in the bio and vibing com memes, jogos e anime like “A Netflix simplesmente vai tirar a melhor trilogia de filmes do mundo” and “Comprei meu primeiro mangá... Frieren”. A dash of bitters represents the darker, frustrated side that appears in outbursts like “Idosa desgraçada... Tomara que seu filho tenha aids e morra” and confessions like “Mais um pessimo dia pra mim”. The lime wedge brings brightness and a resilient twist of hope, like when they still find things “lindos” or “fofos” in “Que wallpaper lindo cara!” and “Tava de guarda aqui e um ônibus escolar passou com as criança tudo acenando pra mim kkk”. Finally, a tiny pinch of chili flakes mirrors the sudden explosive humor and caps-lock hype of “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA... MEU MENINO AZUL TÁ DE VOLTA” and “HOLY SHIT!”, giving the drink a subtle kick that only shows up once you’ve hung around for a few sips.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
The strongest throughline in their tweets is hard work, endurance, and a quiet loyalty, which are classic Hufflepuff traits. They repeatedly frame themselves around work and effort, both in everyday life and in the military: their bio says “Trampo bastante,” and they talk about finishing difficult phases in the army with pride, e.g. “Oficialmente terminei as partes mais difíceis do meu período aqui no quartel / Terminei o internato e agora terminei o campo basico, nunca fiquei tão orgulhoso do meu esforço..”. Even when deeply hurt by being blocked from the aeromobile training due to injury, their reaction is more self-deprecating sorrow than anger at others: “Me sentindo um lixo, um fraco, um bosta aqui… eu fui o único que não”, which shows a work-ethic-centered sense of worth. They’re also consistently protective and gentle toward others, another Hufflepuff hallmark. They express strong protective feelings about a “criaturinha” and about a girl they adore: “Vou proteger essa criaturinha até o fim..” and “Passarei até meu último dia protegendo essa garota / Perfeita dms🫶”. They enjoy small, wholesome interactions like kids waving at them while they’re on guard duty: “Tava de guarda aqui e um ônibus escolar passou com as criança tudo acenando pra mim kkk”, highlighting an appreciation for simple human warmth. Finally, they repeatedly show a desire to be approachable and kind despite being shy and closed-off: “Fica a vontade po, eu não ligo de ser chamado na dm ou marcado em algum post” and “Fica a vontade pra chegar junto po!”. While there are flashes of anger and some dark humor, their core identity revolves around working hard, enduring hardship, and quietly caring for others, which aligns more with Hufflepuff than the more glory-seeking Gryffindor, cerebral Ravenclaw, or ambition-driven Slytherin.
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Your song
Numb - Linkin Park
A fitting song for them is Numb by Linkin Park because it captures the mix of emotional exhaustion, pressure, and quiet resilience they show. They often talk about feeling worn down and powerless, like when they say "Mais um pessimo dia pra mim E ele só tá na metade.." and "Nunca fiquei tão puto e triste a anos..". There’s also a strong theme of family pressure and disappointment, reflected in "Decepcionar sua mãe ao ponto dela chorar.." and their frustration with their stepfather in "Passei a manhã inteira limpando a casa sozinho... Minha honesta reação:", which echoes the song’s focus on not living up to others’ expectations. At the same time, they keep pushing themselves hard in the army, as seen in "Oficialmente terminei as partes mais difíceis do meu período aqui no quartel... nunca fiquei tão orgulhoso do meu esforço..", mirroring the song’s tension between breaking down and striving to endure. Their mix of self-deprecating humor, emotional vulnerability, and feeling misunderstood lines up well with the mood and lyrics of Numb.
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