Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Affectionate friend: Frequently expresses care for friends and mutuals, like joking about friends dragging her out to eat in “meus amigos combinando um jeito de me tirar de casa e me levar pra comer” and talking fondly about her ‘Twitter family’ in “Minha Twitter Família”.
- Passionate fan: Shows strong enthusiasm for k‑pop and anime, e.g. celebrating MIYEON DAY in “MIYEON DAY” and hyping (G)I‑DLE comeback in “I DLE COMEBACK”.
- Humorous storyteller: Frequently turns daily situations into jokes, like describing feeling like a monster after ‘cursing’ her cousin in “me sentindo um monstro depois de jogar 5 maldições no meu primo hani ontem” and laughing at her cousin’s reels in “tô com a barriga doendo de rir dos reels do hani”.
- Self‑aware honest: Openly shares personal discomforts and insecurities, such as her difficult doctor visit in “por isso prefiro ficar morrendo no desconforto da minha casa” and pride about surpassing 45kg in “finalmente consegui passar dos 45kg”.
- Protective empathetic: Shows strong moral outrage when others are mistreated, like criticizing abusive behavior in “a pessoa tem que ser muito doente pra fazer essas coisas” and calling out someone who recorded harmful actions in “essa vagabunda ainda gravou tudo achando que tava certa”.
Weaknesses:
- Harsh language: Uses very strong insults and swearing, such as “queria o poder de fazer tortura medieval no flamengo” and “essa vagabunda ainda gravou tudo achando que tava certa, essa doente”.
- Impulsive posting: Hints at tweeting or almost tweeting in the heat of the moment, like “vivenciei aquele meme de jesus pedindo o celular pra não se digitar algo”, suggesting difficulty pausing before posting.
- Self‑deprecating: Speaks negatively about herself in a joking way, e.g. “nunca mais apareço no hanitters” and feeling like a ‘monstro’ toward her cousin in “me sentindo um monstro depois de jogar 5 maldições”.
- Avoids healthcare: Openly prefers staying unwell at home rather than facing medical discomfort, as in “por isso prefiro ficar morrendo no desconforto da minha casa”, which can harm her well‑being.
- Low patience: Shows frustration easily with situations and fandoms, for example “chega paciência tem limite” and calling the One Piece fandom a ‘manicômio’ in “fandom de one piece é um manicômio”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They most closely resemble Lisa Simpson: thoughtful, emotionally aware, nerdy, and deeply into their specific interests. Like Lisa, they care about studying and self‑improvement, joking about talking with a friend about studies in a very relatable, tired-student vibe: “eu e o @nesscoxas falando sobre estudos nessa vibe”. They’re introspective and sensitive about their own health and body, e.g. feeling embarrassed at the doctor: “por isso prefiro ficar morrendo no desconforto da minha casa” and celebrating finally passing 45kg: “dps de anos tentando, finalmente consegui passar dos 45kg 😔”. Like Lisa’s passionate fandoms (jazz, books, causes), this user is intensely into anime, K‑pop, and games, constantly cheering idols and characters such as in “juntaram meu grupo favorito com minha atriz favorita 🥰” and “nss o rin tá lindo nesse painel”. They also show a strong sense of justice and moral outrage, calling people “doente” for cruel behavior: “a pessoa tem que ser muito doente pra fazer essas coisas”, which fits Lisa’s outspoken ethical streak. Even their dark humor and dramatic reactions (e.g. “queria o poder de fazer tortura medieval no flamengo”) mirror Lisa’s tendency to be intense and over-the-top when she’s emotionally invested in something.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They come across as more extroverted (E) than introverted: they constantly interact with friends/moots, joke about Discord and Twitter family roles, and enjoy group dynamics, e.g. talking about friends dragging them out to eat in “meus amigos combinando um jeito de me tirar de casa e me levar pra comer” and affectionately mentioning their Twitter family in “Minha Twitter Família”. Their interests and commentary show a clear intuitive (N) tilt: they focus on ideas, meanings, and fandom symbolism rather than concrete details, like calling Jujutsu Kaisen "cinema" and linking Kirara’s appearance to trans visibility in “a primeira aparição da princesa do povo kirara no anime ser no dia da visibilidade trans é incrível, jujutsu kaisen é cinema”. They are strongly feeling (F): they react emotionally and empathetically, often centering people’s experiences and moral reactions, such as calling someone "doente" for cruel behavior in “a pessoa tem que ser muito doente pra fazer essas coisas” and feeling bad about teasing their cousin in “me sentindo um monstro depois de jogar 5 maldições no meu primo hani”. Their timeline looks spontaneous and flexible, pointing to perceiving (P): they bounce between k-pop, anime, football, weather, health complaints, and random memes with little sign of long-term structure or strict planning, e.g. impulsively wanting to cut their hair in “quero cortar meu cabelo” and admitting Twitter has "shaken" their brain in “acho que voltar pro tt abalou meu cérebro, sonhei com 3 de vcs”. Overall, their expressive social energy, idea-focused fandom talk, emotional tone, and go-with-the-flow lifestyle align best with ENFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said sitting between Nagi and Reo would be morte certa, so I volunteer us for the Bachira + Isagi table instead—high energy, zero cringe, and I promise I’ll laugh at your Blue Lock commentary harder than Hani laughs at your reels.
- As a pedagogy girl who finally passed 45kg, I feel like you’re already carrying too much… let me help by taking at least one peso off your shoulders: me. I’m very light, I fit perfectly in your travel plans with your friends.
- You called Jujutsu Kaisen ‘cinema’ when Kirara showed up on Trans Visibility Day—so be honest: if our first date was us watching anime in the rain while you rant about One Piece fandom being a manicômio, would that be a romcom or just peak A24?
- You want medieval torture for Flamengo and still have the audacity to be Miyeon-day soft on the TL—if you give me a chance, I promise to be your safe zone: zero Flamengo, 100% Miyeon, and all the fanservice you keep calling everyone else ‘rainhas’ for.
- You came back to Twitter saying ‘oii voltei’, built a whole Twitter family tree, and still miss your primo Striker… how about you adopt me as the new favorite, and we celebrate with cake, a Discord call, and you singing me to sleep like one of Hani’s audios?
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21 • pedagogy student trying not to hex my cousins during exams • K‑pop, anime & football brainrot, but still grading life like a serious adult– @ssamdiary
Your signature cocktail
Plato & Pixels Peach Fizz
This cocktail starts with cachaça infused with peach and chili: the peach is for their soft, caring side as a pedagogy student and family-friend chaos gremlin, while the chili nods to tweets like wanting “the power of medieval torture on Flamengo” and yelling “VSF”. A layer of blue curaçao represents their love for anime/games like Blue Lock and isekai chaos, from “dragon ball” to calling “isekai projeto do diabo”. The sparkle of guaraná soda captures their hyper-online, laughing-til-their-stomach-hurts energy, like blocking Hani while crying with laughter at his reels in “vou bloquear ele em tudo”. Passion fruit juice adds a sweet-tart mood swing, mirroring tweets that jump from “MIYEON DAY” stan bliss (“VAO ABALAR”) to existential chaos like “será se o hani morreu na escola...”. Finally, a lime peel mist over the top is the sharp, ironic punchline in almost every post, from joking about selling a kid for a day in RJ in “alguém me informa se o preço da venda de uma criança na olx equivale a 1 dia no RJ?” to surviving embarrassing doctor trips in “prefiro ficar morrendo no desconforto da minha casa”. Strong but fizzy, sweet with a bite, it’s an experimental drink for someone who can go from philosophical “indo de plato” vibes (“indo de plato”) to screaming “AI PORRA” at the timeline in seconds.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
This user shows a very Gryffindor blend of impulsiveness, intensity, and emotionally charged reactions. They joke about extreme, almost reckless responses like “queria o poder de fazer tortura medieval no flamengo” and dramatic frustration in tweets like “VSF” and “CARA MDS”, which reads as fiery, not calculating. Their loyalty and protectiveness toward friends and family also appear in tweets such as “meus amigos combinando um jeito de me tirar de casa e me levar pra comer” and the playful but intense dynamic with Hani in “tô com a barriga doendo de rir dos reels do hani, vou bloquear ele em tudo”. They’re outspoken about what they find wrong or disturbing, for example calling someone “doente” in “a pessoa tem que ser muito doente pra fazer essas coisas”, which shows a moral spine and willingness to call things out. Combined with their tendency to act and speak in the heat of the moment rather than carefully calculating outcomes, these traits align most strongly with Gryffindor rather than the more methodical Ravenclaw or strategic Slytherin.
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Your song
Feel My Rhythm - Red Velvet
A well‑suited song for them is “Feel My Rhythm” because their timeline is a lively mix of chaos, humor, and strong fandom energy, just like the song’s playful yet dramatic vibe. They gush over idols and aesthetics, for example when they say “MIYEON DAY”, “mulher mais linda do momento”, and celebrate comeback news with “I DLE COMEBACK”, which matches the over-the-top, performance-loving feel of the track. Their TL swings between joking about friends and family, like “me sentindo um monstro depois de jogar 5 maldições no meu primo hani ontem” and “tô com a barriga doendo de rir dos reels do hani”, and intense stan reactions such as “VAO ABALAR” and “rainhas porra”. This balance of dramatic reactions, joy, and a love for performance aligns closely with the elegant chaos and rhythmic highs of Feel My Rhythm.
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