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Your Simpsons character
They most closely resemble Lisa Simpson: thoughtful, emotionally aware, nerdy, and deeply into their specific interests. Like Lisa, they care about studying and self‑improvement, joking about talking with a friend about studies in a very relatable, tired-student vibe: “eu e o @nesscoxas falando sobre estudos nessa vibe”. They’re introspective and sensitive about their own health and body, e.g. feeling embarrassed at the doctor: “por isso prefiro ficar morrendo no desconforto da minha casa” and celebrating finally passing 45kg: “dps de anos tentando, finalmente consegui passar dos 45kg 😔”. Like Lisa’s passionate fandoms (jazz, books, causes), this user is intensely into anime, K‑pop, and games, constantly cheering idols and characters such as in “juntaram meu grupo favorito com minha atriz favorita 🥰” and “nss o rin tá lindo nesse painel”. They also show a strong sense of justice and moral outrage, calling people “doente” for cruel behavior: “a pessoa tem que ser muito doente pra fazer essas coisas”, which fits Lisa’s outspoken ethical streak. Even their dark humor and dramatic reactions (e.g. “queria o poder de fazer tortura medieval no flamengo”) mirror Lisa’s tendency to be intense and over-the-top when she’s emotionally invested in something.

Your MBTI personality Type
They come across as more extroverted (E) than introverted: they constantly interact with friends/moots, joke about Discord and Twitter family roles, and enjoy group dynamics, e.g. talking about friends dragging them out to eat in “meus amigos combinando um jeito de me tirar de casa e me levar pra comer” and affectionately mentioning their Twitter family in “Minha Twitter Família”. Their interests and commentary show a clear intuitive (N) tilt: they focus on ideas, meanings, and fandom symbolism rather than concrete details, like calling Jujutsu Kaisen "cinema" and linking Kirara’s appearance to trans visibility in “a primeira aparição da princesa do povo kirara no anime ser no dia da visibilidade trans é incrível, jujutsu kaisen é cinema”. They are strongly feeling (F): they react emotionally and empathetically, often centering people’s experiences and moral reactions, such as calling someone "doente" for cruel behavior in “a pessoa tem que ser muito doente pra fazer essas coisas” and feeling bad about teasing their cousin in “me sentindo um monstro depois de jogar 5 maldições no meu primo hani”. Their timeline looks spontaneous and flexible, pointing to perceiving (P): they bounce between k-pop, anime, football, weather, health complaints, and random memes with little sign of long-term structure or strict planning, e.g. impulsively wanting to cut their hair in “quero cortar meu cabelo” and admitting Twitter has "shaken" their brain in “acho que voltar pro tt abalou meu cérebro, sonhei com 3 de vcs”. Overall, their expressive social energy, idea-focused fandom talk, emotional tone, and go-with-the-flow lifestyle align best with ENFP.

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21 • pedagogy student trying not to hex my cousins during exams • K‑pop, anime & football brainrot, but still grading life like a serious adult– @ssamdiary

Your signature cocktail
This cocktail starts with cachaça infused with peach and chili: the peach is for their soft, caring side as a pedagogy student and family-friend chaos gremlin, while the chili nods to tweets like wanting “the power of medieval torture on Flamengo” and yelling “VSF”. A layer of blue curaçao represents their love for anime/games like Blue Lock and isekai chaos, from “dragon ball” to calling “isekai projeto do diabo”. The sparkle of guaraná soda captures their hyper-online, laughing-til-their-stomach-hurts energy, like blocking Hani while crying with laughter at his reels in “vou bloquear ele em tudo”. Passion fruit juice adds a sweet-tart mood swing, mirroring tweets that jump from “MIYEON DAY” stan bliss (“VAO ABALAR”) to existential chaos like “será se o hani morreu na escola...”. Finally, a lime peel mist over the top is the sharp, ironic punchline in almost every post, from joking about selling a kid for a day in RJ in “alguém me informa se o preço da venda de uma criança na olx equivale a 1 dia no RJ?” to surviving embarrassing doctor trips in “prefiro ficar morrendo no desconforto da minha casa”. Strong but fizzy, sweet with a bite, it’s an experimental drink for someone who can go from philosophical “indo de plato” vibes (“indo de plato”) to screaming “AI PORRA” at the timeline in seconds.

Your Hogwarts House
This user shows a very Gryffindor blend of impulsiveness, intensity, and emotionally charged reactions. They joke about extreme, almost reckless responses like “queria o poder de fazer tortura medieval no flamengo” and dramatic frustration in tweets like “VSF” and “CARA MDS”, which reads as fiery, not calculating. Their loyalty and protectiveness toward friends and family also appear in tweets such as “meus amigos combinando um jeito de me tirar de casa e me levar pra comer” and the playful but intense dynamic with Hani in “tô com a barriga doendo de rir dos reels do hani, vou bloquear ele em tudo”. They’re outspoken about what they find wrong or disturbing, for example calling someone “doente” in “a pessoa tem que ser muito doente pra fazer essas coisas”, which shows a moral spine and willingness to call things out. Combined with their tendency to act and speak in the heat of the moment rather than carefully calculating outcomes, these traits align most strongly with Gryffindor rather than the more methodical Ravenclaw or strategic Slytherin.

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A well‑suited song for them is “Feel My Rhythm” because their timeline is a lively mix of chaos, humor, and strong fandom energy, just like the song’s playful yet dramatic vibe. They gush over idols and aesthetics, for example when they say “MIYEON DAY”, “mulher mais linda do momento”, and celebrate comeback news with “I DLE COMEBACK”, which matches the over-the-top, performance-loving feel of the track. Their TL swings between joking about friends and family, like “me sentindo um monstro depois de jogar 5 maldições no meu primo hani ontem” and “tô com a barriga doendo de rir dos reels do hani”, and intense stan reactions such as “VAO ABALAR” and “rainhas porra”. This balance of dramatic reactions, joy, and a love for performance aligns closely with the elegant chaos and rhythmic highs of Feel My Rhythm.

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