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Lisa fits best because she’s an earnest, hyper‑online music nerd with big feelings, just like this user. The timeline is full of intense, slightly niche music fandom, from obsessing over Geese and The Waeve to posts like “I ❤️ blue harbour radio / our mutual friend” and “CUTTHROAT BY SHAME”, which mirrors Lisa’s deep dives into her interests (jazz, books, causes). There’s also a thoughtful, morally opinionated streak, e.g. criticizing toxic behavior and bigotry in tweets like ““Insulted them” with a sign and the sign is literally just an anti racism anti misogyny anti hate speech sign right ok……”, very in line with Lisa’s activism and sense of justice. At the same time, she’s vulnerable and introspective, openly saying things like “I miss my friends and I’m sad” and joking about anxiety and nerves around life changes and concerts, which captures Lisa’s mix of sensitivity and self-awareness. Her uni / moving-out arc in posts like “moving out top 1 thing I’ve ever done I am so happy guys … BUT STILL I’m so happy I’m so happy” also echoes Lisa’s coming-of-age vibe: ambitious, emotional, and trying very hard to build a meaningful life.

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They lean Extraverted: they frequently post about gigs, reunions, and being around people, e.g. “Hello not been on twitter 4 ages but reunited with the GC the other day here is one of the Polaroids we took” and “thinking about how I met oomf on twitter because of matty Healy and now she is in my bed in my clothes”, clearly energized by social contact and shared experiences. They appear Intuitive rather than Sensing: their tweets jump between ideas, symbols, and possibilities (e.g. projecting about future concerts and life changes in “Me when I’m picking up keys to my London house tomorrow what is life” and turning small things into playful narratives like “Maybe romance is a Fontaines D.C. lighter”), and they often frame things in metaphorical or exaggerated emotional terms. Their dominant decision-making style is Feeling: they emphasize how they and others feel, such as “I miss my friends and I’m sad” and defending values around kindness and justice in “‘Insulted them’ with a sign and the sign is literally just an anti racism anti misogyny anti hate speech sign right ok……”, showing value-based judgment more than detached logic. Finally, they fit Perceiving more than Judging: they often react spontaneously to events (e.g. “I literally got off the train early cos I saw this btw”), stress over organization and timing (“This time next week I will have moved out I’m stressed as fuck I’m crashing out”), and make impulsive, flexible choices like sacrificing one event for another in “Sacrificing shame album party so I can afford geese tour tickets”. All together, a socially expressive, emotionally driven, idealistic, and spontaneous style best aligns with ENFP.

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London-based gig hopper & geese enthusiast. Once got off a train early for a poster and planned my life around presale codes. Views = mine, playlists = chaotic.– @ssheplaysbass

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This cocktail starts with London dry gin for the whole ldn, gigs, trains, overground life and the rush of “I ❤️ the overground” and “Amyl & the sniffers were so sick at ally pally last night”. Blue curaçao brings in their devotion to niche music worlds like “I ❤️ blue harbour radio / our mutual friend” and that slightly chaotic indie-kid aesthetic. Grapefruit tonic is bright but bitter-sparkly, matching the mix of excitement and stress in “This time next week I will have moved out I’m stressed as fuck I’m crashing out” and “moving out top 1 thing I’ve ever done I am so happy guys”. A drizzle of maraschino cherry syrup is for the soft, sentimental core under the sarcasm, like “I miss my friends and I’m sad” and the love in “Happy birthday Mabel my waeve little sister I ❤️ Mabel”. Finally, a dash of salt nods to their sharp, salty tweets at annoying fandoms and discourse, from “tylor swft fans r so genuinely insane and insufferable” to “SIX OR SEVEN DHRING COVID?:!&/&;&: GET OFF TWITTER”, keeping the drink from ever being too sweet or too serious.

Your Hogwarts House
Lily’s timeline is dominated by devotion to friends and bands in a way that screams Hufflepuff-style loyalty and heart. She repeatedly centers her friendships and how much they mean to her, like when she posts about missing her friends and feeling sad with a personal photo: “I miss my friends and I’m sad [picture]”, and when she gushes simply, “I ❤️ my friends [picture]”. Her excitement about reunions and shared experiences—such as the anticipation of seeing her friend again after a year and a half: “The concept of lily and rosie reunion after a year and a half [picture]”—highlights how relationally oriented she is. She’s also consistently fair-minded and protective, calling out bigotry as obviously wrong when she notes that a supposedly offensive sign is just against racism and misogyny: ““Insulted them” with a sign and the sign is literally just an anti racism anti misogyny anti hate speech sign right ok…… [picture]”. Even her joking pleas for help with concert costs and her willingness to sacrifice one show for another—“Sacrificing shame album party so I can afford geese tour tickets [picture]”—show a grounded, hardworking, and practical side rather than cutthroat ambition. Altogether, the strong emphasis on loyalty, kindness, and fairness makes Hufflepuff the best fit.

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A song by The 1975 fits them perfectly given how central that band is to their online life and friendships. They reference the band often, like when they said “Thought this was a 1975 reference at first” and joked “piss off matty”, showing both deep familiarity and affectionate exasperation. Love It If We Made It is chaotic, political, and emotionally overwhelmed, echoing their timeline swinging from “I’m so nervous about today I feel sick” to “moving out top 1 thing I’ve ever done I am so happy guys”. The song’s desperate optimism fits someone who is anxious and occasionally lonely but still excited about gigs, friendships, and new starts, as in “I’m so happy I’m so happy I’m so happy” and their many concert countdowns like “Can’t believe I’m literally gonna see geese live”. The track’s mix of angst, humour, and hope mirrors how they cope with bad days (“me when i accidentally got back into a sad lonely depressed era”) through music, in-jokes, and their tight-knit friend group.

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