Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Supportive friend: Frequently celebrates and misses friends, like being excited for reunions and posting photos with them: “thinking about how I met oomf on twitter because of matty Healy and now she is in my bed in my clothes”, “I ❤️ my friends”.
- Passionate fan: Shows deep enthusiasm for bands and gigs, rearranging plans and saving money for shows: “Sacrificing shame album party so I can afford geese tour tickets”, “IM GONNA SEE GEESE MY PRAYERS HAVE BEEN ANSWERED”.
- Humorous storyteller: Uses self-deprecating and situational humour to describe experiences, like the stranger at the pub or the cabinet bruise: “im shaking this man turned up at pub and sat at our table and he won’t leave”, “nasty massive fucking bruise forming on my knee ijbol can survive a gig but not a cabinet corner”.
- Emotionally honest: Openly shares feelings of stress, loneliness, and happiness, such as moving out joy and missing friends: “moving out top 1 thing I’ve ever done I am so happy guys”, “I miss my friends and I’m sad”.
- Engaged activist: Calls out racism, misogyny, and bad takes, standing by inclusive values: ““Insulted them” with a sign and the sign is literally just an anti racism anti misogyny anti hate speech sign right ok……”, “SIX OR SEVEN DHRING COVID?:!&/&;&: GET OFF TWITTER”.
Weaknesses:
- Intense negativity: Often expresses anger or hostility toward public figures and fanbases, which can come off harsh: “piss off matty”, “tylor swft fans r so genuinely insane and insufferable it actually baffles me”.
- High anxiety: Frequently reports feeling nervous, sick, or stressed about events and changes: “I’m so nervous about today I feel sick”, “This time next week I will have moved out I’m stressed as fuck I’m crashing out”.
- Self-critical mindset: Talks about being in a sad or depressed era and jokes about health in a way that suggests low self-regard: “me when i accidentally got back into a sad lonely depressed era”, “oomf thinks I have scurvy”.
- Impulsive decisions: Makes quick, emotion-driven choices like getting off trains early or sacrificing events for other gigs: “I literally got off the train early cos I saw this btw”, “Sacrificing shame album party so I can afford geese tour tickets”.
- Financial strain: Frequently stresses about ticket prices and needing help affording concerts, suggesting money pressure: “Who wants to donate to the lily concert fund”, “Concert prices are getting so ridiculous now you shouldn’t be priced out of your fav bands concerts cos ALL the tickets are 100+.”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Lisa fits best because she’s an earnest, hyper‑online music nerd with big feelings, just like this user. The timeline is full of intense, slightly niche music fandom, from obsessing over Geese and The Waeve to posts like “I ❤️ blue harbour radio / our mutual friend” and “CUTTHROAT BY SHAME”, which mirrors Lisa’s deep dives into her interests (jazz, books, causes). There’s also a thoughtful, morally opinionated streak, e.g. criticizing toxic behavior and bigotry in tweets like ““Insulted them” with a sign and the sign is literally just an anti racism anti misogyny anti hate speech sign right ok……”, very in line with Lisa’s activism and sense of justice. At the same time, she’s vulnerable and introspective, openly saying things like “I miss my friends and I’m sad” and joking about anxiety and nerves around life changes and concerts, which captures Lisa’s mix of sensitivity and self-awareness. Her uni / moving-out arc in posts like “moving out top 1 thing I’ve ever done I am so happy guys … BUT STILL I’m so happy I’m so happy” also echoes Lisa’s coming-of-age vibe: ambitious, emotional, and trying very hard to build a meaningful life.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They lean Extraverted: they frequently post about gigs, reunions, and being around people, e.g. “Hello not been on twitter 4 ages but reunited with the GC the other day here is one of the Polaroids we took” and “thinking about how I met oomf on twitter because of matty Healy and now she is in my bed in my clothes”, clearly energized by social contact and shared experiences. They appear Intuitive rather than Sensing: their tweets jump between ideas, symbols, and possibilities (e.g. projecting about future concerts and life changes in “Me when I’m picking up keys to my London house tomorrow what is life” and turning small things into playful narratives like “Maybe romance is a Fontaines D.C. lighter”), and they often frame things in metaphorical or exaggerated emotional terms. Their dominant decision-making style is Feeling: they emphasize how they and others feel, such as “I miss my friends and I’m sad” and defending values around kindness and justice in “‘Insulted them’ with a sign and the sign is literally just an anti racism anti misogyny anti hate speech sign right ok……”, showing value-based judgment more than detached logic. Finally, they fit Perceiving more than Judging: they often react spontaneously to events (e.g. “I literally got off the train early cos I saw this btw”), stress over organization and timing (“This time next week I will have moved out I’m stressed as fuck I’m crashing out”), and make impulsive, flexible choices like sacrificing one event for another in “Sacrificing shame album party so I can afford geese tour tickets”. All together, a socially expressive, emotionally driven, idealistic, and spontaneous style best aligns with ENFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- If you can accidentally get back into a sad lonely depressed era and cure it with one day of dog therapy, imagine what we could do with a geese gig, a Waeve show, and a late-night Overground ride home together.
- You sacrificed the Shame album party for Geese tickets, got off a train early for a poster, and will cross London for a gig — if I promise to bring you a Fontaines D.C. lighter and a bagel, do I qualify for the lily concert fund too?
- You’re 1 of 2 Lilys, but between moving one eye on its own, screaming in Waeve crowds, and manifesting Cameron Winter presale codes out of thin air, you’re already my favourite member of the lily cinematic universe.
- You missed BCNR Halloween, nearly got priced out of Gorillaz, and still chase every live show you can — honestly, I’d be honoured if one day you looked back and put ‘meeting me’ in the same category as seeing Geese at last.
- You hoover the house because ‘wife is on her way’, move to London, reunite with the GC for Polaroids, and still make time for Wordle and Pips… are you free to add ‘teaching me how to be a sensible adult’ to your setlist, or will you accept kisses instead of Twickets?
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London-based gig hopper & geese enthusiast. Once got off a train early for a poster and planned my life around presale codes. Views = mine, playlists = chaotic.– @ssheplaysbass
Your signature cocktail
The Blue Harbour Bassline
This cocktail starts with London dry gin for the whole ldn, gigs, trains, overground life and the rush of “I ❤️ the overground” and “Amyl & the sniffers were so sick at ally pally last night”. Blue curaçao brings in their devotion to niche music worlds like “I ❤️ blue harbour radio / our mutual friend” and that slightly chaotic indie-kid aesthetic. Grapefruit tonic is bright but bitter-sparkly, matching the mix of excitement and stress in “This time next week I will have moved out I’m stressed as fuck I’m crashing out” and “moving out top 1 thing I’ve ever done I am so happy guys”. A drizzle of maraschino cherry syrup is for the soft, sentimental core under the sarcasm, like “I miss my friends and I’m sad” and the love in “Happy birthday Mabel my waeve little sister I ❤️ Mabel”. Finally, a dash of salt nods to their sharp, salty tweets at annoying fandoms and discourse, from “tylor swft fans r so genuinely insane and insufferable” to “SIX OR SEVEN DHRING COVID?:!&/&;&: GET OFF TWITTER”, keeping the drink from ever being too sweet or too serious.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
Lily’s timeline is dominated by devotion to friends and bands in a way that screams Hufflepuff-style loyalty and heart. She repeatedly centers her friendships and how much they mean to her, like when she posts about missing her friends and feeling sad with a personal photo: “I miss my friends and I’m sad [picture]”, and when she gushes simply, “I ❤️ my friends [picture]”. Her excitement about reunions and shared experiences—such as the anticipation of seeing her friend again after a year and a half: “The concept of lily and rosie reunion after a year and a half [picture]”—highlights how relationally oriented she is. She’s also consistently fair-minded and protective, calling out bigotry as obviously wrong when she notes that a supposedly offensive sign is just against racism and misogyny: ““Insulted them” with a sign and the sign is literally just an anti racism anti misogyny anti hate speech sign right ok…… [picture]”. Even her joking pleas for help with concert costs and her willingness to sacrifice one show for another—“Sacrificing shame album party so I can afford geese tour tickets [picture]”—show a grounded, hardworking, and practical side rather than cutthroat ambition. Altogether, the strong emphasis on loyalty, kindness, and fairness makes Hufflepuff the best fit.
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Your song
Love It If We Made It - The 1975
A song by The 1975 fits them perfectly given how central that band is to their online life and friendships. They reference the band often, like when they said “Thought this was a 1975 reference at first” and joked “piss off matty”, showing both deep familiarity and affectionate exasperation. Love It If We Made It is chaotic, political, and emotionally overwhelmed, echoing their timeline swinging from “I’m so nervous about today I feel sick” to “moving out top 1 thing I’ve ever done I am so happy guys”. The song’s desperate optimism fits someone who is anxious and occasionally lonely but still excited about gigs, friendships, and new starts, as in “I’m so happy I’m so happy I’m so happy” and their many concert countdowns like “Can’t believe I’m literally gonna see geese live”. The track’s mix of angst, humour, and hope mirrors how they cope with bad days (“me when i accidentally got back into a sad lonely depressed era”) through music, in-jokes, and their tight-knit friend group.
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