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Your Simpsons character
The user most closely resembles Lisa Simpson, who is introspective, idealistic, and often preoccupied with social issues and identity. Like Lisa, they question racism and ethnicity, as seen in “WHAT ABOUT FIRST LANGUAGE ENGLISH SPEAKERS THAT DECIDE TO LEARN SPANISH? DOES THAT MAKE THEM MEXICAN? IF I SPEAK CHINESE AM I CHINESE?” and “I WONDER WHAT LIFE WAS LIKE FOR MEXICANS, ASIANS, AND ANY OTHER RACE THAT WASN’T FROM EUROPE DURING THE JIM CROW ERA, DID THEY ALSO FACE SEGREGATION? I GENUINELY WANT TO KNOW.”. Their admiration for Martin Luther King Jr. in “MARTIN HAD A DREAM” and “HAPPY BIRTHDAY DR. KING.” mirrors Lisa’s strong moral compass and interest in civil rights heroes. The emotional depth and reliance on art and music, like “I LIVE IN A WORLD WHERE I ONLY FEEL MYSELF IF MUSIC IS PLAYING INSIDE OF MY EARS. WITHOUT MUSIC LIFE FEELS SO UNSEASONED.”, fit Lisa’s sensitive, artistic side. Even the existential and melancholic lines such as “I GUESS I’LL WAIT TILL’ THE VOICES INSIDE MY MIND RUN OUT OF TIME” echo Lisa’s frequent struggles with feeling out of place and overthinking the world around her.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Introvert: their tweets are introspective, centered on internal states and observations rather than socializing, like reflecting that “I LIVE IN A WORLD WHERE I ONLY FEEL MYSELF IF MUSIC IS PLAYING INSIDE OF MY EARS” and venting about life feeling "unseasoned" without music. They appear strongly Intuitive, focusing on abstract themes, symbolism, and big-picture questions about race and society, as in “YOURE BROWN IN THIS WORLD THATS BLACK AND WHITE” and philosophically asking about non-European groups under Jim Crow in “I WONDER WHAT LIFE WAS LIKE FOR MEXICANS, ASIANS… DURING THE JIM CROW ERA”. Their value-driven, emotional tone suggests Feeling: they praise MLK as “an absolute G” in “THANKFULLY MARTIN LUTHER KING JR. WAS AN ABSOLUTE G AND LET ME HAVE MONDAY OFF. I LOCE YOU MARTIN.”, express distress about a car crash and the sounds haunting them in “IT WAS SO DISTURBING, I CAN’T GET THE SOUNDS I HEARD OUT OF MY HEAD.”, and question why ignorance is normalized in “WHY IS IGNORANCE SO NORMALIZED”. Their lifestyle and language feel more Perceiving than Judging: they complain about “wasting hours” being productive in “I WISH TODAY WASN’T ANOTHER DAY WHERE I HAD TO WASTE HOURS OF MY DAY BEING ‘PRODUCTIVE.’” and write in a spontaneous, stream-of-consciousness style like “I CANT EXPLAIN, LET ME EXPLAIN”. The mix of poetic angst, social conscience, and inward emotional focus fits INFP best among the MBTI types.

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Shoegaze in my headphones, rain on my window. Once watched a drunk driver total a truck & still made it home to loop A$AP & Kendrick all night.– @SSODWTR

Your signature cocktail
The Mezcal is the brooding backbone, a little harsh but poetic, echoing the mood of “SLEEP IS THE COUSIN OF DEATH” and “I GUESS I’LL WAIT TILL’ THE VOICES INSIDE MY MIND RUN OUT OF TIME”. Blackberry liqueur adds a dark, sweet note that channels the melancholic romance of “I WANT YOU SO BAD, BUT NOT TOO FAST” and the shoegaze vibe in the bio, SHOEGAZE & THE SMELL OF RAIN. Lime juice cuts through with sharp reality, like the blunt social questions in “WHY IS IGNORANCE SO NORMALIZED” and “WHAT MAKES YOU THINK”. A few drops of saline (saltwater) nod to their handle and the emotional flood of “OPEN YOUR GATES AND LET THE RIVER FREE”, making the whole drink taste more alive. The activated charcoal sugar rim gives it a black-and-white, almost ash-like aesthetic, mirroring “YOURE BROWN IN THIS WORLD THATS BLACK AND WHITE” and the heavy, moody style of their feed while still leaving a hint of sweetness at the edges.

Your Hogwarts House
The strongest throughline in @SSODWTR’s tweets is intense reflection and questioning, which fits Ravenclaw best. They openly interrogate social and racial concepts, asking things like “WHAT ABOUT FIRST LANGUAGE ENGLISH SPEAKERS THAT DECIDE TO LEARN SPANISH? DOES THAT MAKE THEM MEXICAN? IF I SPEAK CHINESE AM I CHINESE?” and “I WONDER WHAT LIFE WAS LIKE FOR MEXICANS, ASIANS, AND ANY OTHER RACE THAT WASN’T FROM EUROPE DURING THE JIM CROW ERA, DID THEY ALSO FACE SEGREGATION? I GENUINELY WANT TO KNOW.”, showing curiosity about history, identity, and nuance rather than just venting. They also question cultural norms and ignorance itself in “WHY IS IGNORANCE SO NORMALIZED”, which reflects a value for understanding and critical thinking. Their love of music is described in a deeply introspective way in “I LIVE IN A WORLD WHERE I ONLY FEEL MYSELF IF MUSIC IS PLAYING INSIDE OF MY EARS. WITHOUT MUSIC LIFE FEELS SO UNSEASONED.”, tying emotion, art, and inner life together—very characteristic of a creative, contemplative Ravenclaw. While they show flashes of passion and social concern (which could hint at Gryffindor or Hufflepuff), the dominant traits are curiosity, analysis, and a poetic, reflective worldview, which align most closely with Ravenclaw.

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A well-suited song is Nikes by Frank Ocean because it blends moody shoegaze-adjacent textures with introspective, world-weary lyrics, mirroring their vibe of aesthetic melancholy and social awareness. They say they only feel like themselves with music playing, that without it life feels “unseasoned” “I LIVE IN A WORLD WHERE I ONLY FEEL MYSELF IF MUSIC IS PLAYING INSIDE OF MY EARS. WITHOUT MUSIC LIFE FEELS SO UNSEASONED.”, which fits the enveloping, hazy atmosphere of Nikes. The song’s themes of identity, race, and commodification resonate with posts like “YOURE BROWN IN THIS WORLD THATS BLACK AND WHITE” and “40 ACRES AND A MULE”, as well as their thoughtful question about non‑European people during Jim Crow “I WONDER WHAT LIFE WAS LIKE FOR MEXICANS, ASIANS, AND ANY OTHER RACE…”. Their darker, fatalistic lines like “SLEEP IS THE COUSIN OF DEATH” and “I GUESS I’LL WAIT TILL’ THE VOICES INSIDE MY MIND RUN OUT OF TIME” echo the song’s bittersweet, existential tone. Even their love of style and frustration with how expensive it is “WHY ARE NICE CLOTHES DO EXPENSIVE? WHY DO I HAVE TO SPEND HUNDREDS TO A COUPLE OUTFITS? TO ENJOY MY STYLE?” parallels Nikes’ critique of materialism and image. Overall, Nikes captures their mix of aesthetic sensitivity, social critique, and emotional heaviness.

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