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Your Simpsons character
Like Bart, sstesla_ possesses a chaotic, irreverent sense of humor and a deep-seated love for pop culture, video games, and mischief. Their constant stream of consciousness includes classic Bart-esque pranks and hyper-fixations, such as when they claim, “can a white girl chud out a little” or declare “my dream job is girl on twitter”. They mirror Bart's specific brand of cynical yet playful irony, seen in tweets like “bitches got my hahaguffawchuckleamalus acting awry”. Furthermore, their appreciation for the absurd and high-energy media like Minecraft or Elden Ring reflects the spirit of a modern-day El Barto navigating the internet.

Your MBTI personality Type
sstesla_ exhibits high Extroversion through constant, attention-seeking performance and a desire for fame, once claiming “I would let the fame change me”. Their Intuitive nature is evident in their surreal, abstract humor and tendency to find deep meaning in mundane things, such as seeing coffee as a path to becoming a “high philosopher”. While they use sharp wit, they lean toward Feeling by prioritizing personal values, identities, and emotional outbursts, like declaring “I have not felt joy until this moment” over a niche interest. Finally, their Perceiving trait shows in a chaotic, spontaneous posting style and a complete lack of filter, best exemplified by the admission that they “watched this while having a mental breakdown” to reset their brain.

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Digital strategist and enthusiast for niche RPG mechanics and late-90s creature designs. Once mistook a pharaoh’s tomb for a quiet place to review faxes.– @sstesla_

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This cocktail is a chaotic, 'experimental' masterpiece served in a glass that makes you feel like the “whimsical elf everyone looks to for a good time.” The base of Dr. Pepper honors the “dr pepper sissy hypnosis” era, while the splash of lemonade proves that “people are sleeping on coke and lemonade” combinations. It's a vibrant blue because “trans people be like yeah blue is my favorite color,” and the gold glitter ensures you're always “rocking that mega cock ring” level of energy. Drink it and you might just have a “mental breakdown” that factory resets your brain.

Your Hogwarts House
sstesla_ exhibits a strong Slytherin leaning through a mix of self-preservation, unabashed ambition, and a biting, witty resourcefulness. They openly admit to a desire for status, claiming “I would let the fame change me”, and frequently use humor to assert dominance, such as when they “depicted you as the rabid dog and me as a righteous and tamed dog”. Their resourcefulness is highlighted by an economic approach to their identity, asking “how can one afford to not be bisexual. In this economy?”. Furthermore, they display a classic Slytherin 'us vs. them' mentality, sending a “merry christmas to my opps” and threatening to “start blowing up people that don’t like the pokemon I like”.

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sstesla_ exudes a self-aware, chaotic energy that perfectly aligns with the theatrical and ego-driven themes of The Main Character. They openly embrace a flamboyant persona, once tweeting, “I find myself the whimsical elf everyone looks to for a good time”, while also referencing the artist directly with “close enough welcome back will wood”. Their feed is a blend of ironic grandiosity and dramatic vulnerability, seen when they admit “I would let the fame change me”. This mix of irony, internet subculture, and a “center-of-the-universe” humor makes this high-energy track their definitive anthem.

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