Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Self-aware: Acknowledges her own behavior and patterns, like admitting she joins many communities but doesn’t post in them in “estoy en un montón de comunidades y no posteo nada en ninguna jajaja”.
- Humorous: Uses dark and self-deprecating humor, as seen in joking about community inactivity in “estoy en un montón de comunidades y no posteo nada en ninguna jajaja”.
- Aesthetic-minded: Expresses strong interest in visuals and style through frequent use of images and comments like “wish” and “literally me”.
- Expressive: Openly shares intense feelings and fantasies, for example the vivid line “quiero cortarme la garganta y morir ahogada con mi propia sangre.”.
- Engaged-fan: Interacts creatively with fandoms, asking for fanart like “please draw dottore as this 🙏🏻🙏🏻”.
Weaknesses:
- Suicidal-ideation: Directly expresses desire to die in “quiero cortarme la garganta y morir ahogada con mi propia sangre.”.
- Body-obsession: Focuses heavily on size and thinness, like wanting to be so tiny men look huge next to her in “ojalá ser tan tiny que cualquier hombre se vea enorme a mi lado”.
- Disordered-eating: Bio references edtwt and bmi 17, and she engages with extreme body content like “empezaré a hacer esto”.
- Self-loathing: Speaks of wanting a ‘normal’ body in a dismissive way toward herself in “ahora quiero tener tetas y un cuerpo normal lol”.
- Attention-seeking: Uses provocative themes (satanist, suicidal superstar, subtwt/masotwt) and intense imagery, for example the violent death fantasy in “quiero cortarme la garganta y morir ahogada con mi propia sangre.”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
The best match is Lisa Simpson, but as a much darker, edgier, extremely online version of her. This user is highly self-aware and introspective, openly grappling with body image and eating issues, like in “bmi 17” and “ahora quiero tener tetas y un cuerpo normal lol”, which fits Lisa’s tendency toward intense self-criticism and insecurity about growing up. The dramatic, self-destructive language in “quiero cortarme la garganta y morir ahogada con mi propia sangre.” echoes Lisa’s canon moments of depression and existential despair, taken to an extreme. Their bio and interests — satanist, alt girl, suicidal superstar, subtwt/edtwt — show someone who feels different from the people around them and leans into that outsider identity, much like Lisa’s role as the alienated intellectual/idealist in a world that doesn’t quite get her. Even tweets like “estoy en un montón de comunidades y no posteo nada en ninguna jajaja” mirror Lisa’s habit of joining causes and groups while still feeling emotionally distant or unseen within them.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They seem more introverted (I) than extroverted: their bio (“bmi 17”, “suicidal superstar”) and tweets like “estoy en un montón de comunidades y no posteo nada en ninguna jajaja” suggest being present online but not actively engaging or seeking broad social attention. Their focus on ideals, identity, and self-image over concrete day-to-day details points to intuition (N); for example, “ojalá ser tan tiny que cualquier hombre se vea enorme a mi lado” and “ahora quiero tener tetas y un cuerpo normal lol” frame body image in a highly idealized, aesthetic way rather than practical health concerns. The intensity of emotional expression, especially in “quiero cortarme la garganta y morir ahogada con mi propia sangre.” and the dramatic, affect-loaded bio, reflects feeling (F) over detached logical analysis. Their tweets and bio feel spontaneous, mood-driven, and unstructured, with no signs of planning, routine, or order, which leans toward perceiving (P) rather than judging; posts like “empezaré a hacer esto” show intentions without evidence of follow-through or structured planning. Overall, the combination of inward focus, heavy emotional and aesthetic emphasis, idealization of self-image, and spontaneous posting style best matches INFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said you want to be so tiny any guy looks huge next to you—counteroffer: we stay our cursed sizes and I just look at you like you’re the only universe in the room.
- You: ‘quiero cortarme la garganta y morir ahogada con mi propia sangre.’ Me: okay, but what if instead we choke on laughter and bad decisions together first?
- You, with bmi 17 and ‘suicidal superstar’ in your bio, living on cum n cocaine aesthetics—have you considered adding ‘person who accidentally caught feelings for me’ to that list?
- You asking someone to draw Dottore like that… I volunteer as the pathetic little assistant who brings you coffee and secretly falls in love with his satanic boss.
- You say you’re in a bunch of communities and never post—how about we start a new one: ‘people who pretend to be dead inside but secretly want stupidly soft love’? Entry requirement: you let me flirt with you again.
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Your new Twitter bio
Professional overthinker with a goth aesthetic. Collecting art refs, existential crises & tiny victories. Once joined 5 communities and spoke in none.– @sstilettoh
Your signature cocktail
Suicidal Superstar Stiletto Sour
The Suicidal Superstar Stiletto Sour is a small but dangerously strong drink, echoing their “bmi 17” location and the wish to be “so tiny that any man looks huge next to me” “ojalá ser tan tiny que cualquier hombre se vea enorme a mi lado”. Overproof dark rum reflects the intense, chaotic energy of cum n cocaine and their satanist / alt-girl aesthetic in the bio. Black cherry liqueur adds a sweet but brooding depth, a nod to their glam-dark “suicidal superstar” persona and the raw despair of “quiero cortarme la garganta y morir ahogada con mi propia sangre.”. Fresh lime juice brings a sharp, biting acidity that mirrors their self-aware humor and sudden shifts like “ahora quiero tener tetas y un cuerpo normal lol”. A Coca‑Cola reduction syrup winks at the cocaine mention—dark, sticky, addictive—while the activated charcoal & chili-salt rim embodies their satanic, edtwt, pain-glam vibe, a burning edge that says literally me “literally me”.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Their bio projects a deliberately provocative, transgressive image—“cum n cocaine * #subtwt & #masotwt ✩ satanist┼︁edtwt ⁎ ﹫alt girl ᚚ suicidal superstar”—which shows a calculated embrace of darkness and edge to craft a distinct persona, a very Slytherin form of image-consciousness and self-stylization. The line “Location: bmi 17” and the wish to be extremely tiny so that “any man looks huge next to me” in “ojalá ser tan tiny que cualquier hombre se vea enorme a mi lado” point to a ruthless, sometimes self-destructive pursuit of a certain aesthetic ideal, aligning with Slytherin’s intense, goal-focused drive. Their tweet “ahora quiero tener tetas y un cuerpo normal lol” shows a strategic, almost transactional way of thinking about their own body and presentation—shifting desires to better fit an imagined role—rather than a sentimental or community-focused perspective typical of Hufflepuff. Even in dark, suicidal ideation like “quiero cortarme la garganta y morir ahogada con mi propia sangre.”, the imagery is theatrical and extreme, suggesting a flair for drama and intensity over quiet introspection, which again leans toward Slytherin’s taste for the dramatic and taboo. Overall, the combination of aesthetic ambition, calculated edginess, and self-mythologizing fits Slytherin more convincingly than the other houses.
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Your song
BORN AGAIN - Kesha
The song BORN AGAIN by Kesha matches their mix of self-destructive glam, dark spirituality, and suicidal ideation. Their bio — “cum n cocaine * #subtwt & #masotwt ✩ satanist┼︁edtwt ⁎ ﹫alt girl ᚚ suicidal superstar” — mirrors the song’s themes of chaotic hedonism and wanting to die while still craving some kind of twisted rebirth. The tweet “quiero cortarme la garganta y morir ahogada con mi propia sangre.” reflects the song’s fixation on graphic self-destruction and flirting with death. Their desire to be extremely small and fragile, as in “ojalá ser tan tiny que cualquier hombre se vea enorme a mi lado”, fits the song’s vulnerability and self-loathing beneath a provocative exterior. Even their proud alignment with edtwt and satanist aesthetics in the bio reinforces the blasphemous, nihilistic glam that runs through Kesha’s lyrics in this track.
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