Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Passionate fan: Shows intense love and excitement for MCR and Frank Iero, e.g. “demolition lovers no brasil demolition lovers no brasil…” and “frank iero te amo”.
- Affectionate partner: Talks tenderly about their girlfriend and worries about her health, e.g. “gente minha namorada esta doente… mandem energias positivas” and “viubve minha namorada hoje bejo”.
- Playful humor: Uses absurd, exaggerated jokes like “meu pai me chamou de noemy toba nao qui dito” and “meu pai vai comigo pro show esse viado poser… amo ele”.
- Creative planner: Plans outfits, transitions, and handmade accessories for the show, e.g. “to pensando em me arrumar muito cedo pra fazer as mil transicoes” and “comecando a fazer as pulseiras AGORA”.
- Community‑oriented: Tries to connect with others, e.g. calling MCR fans in their city “mcrmys de macapá ap aparecam” and sharing socials: “oi me sigam no insta @/hhhcmy bejo”.
Weaknesses:
- Anxiety‑prone: Frequently mentions shaking, wanting to vomit, or dying from nerves about the concert and trip, e.g. “#Phantom vou vomita de ansiedade caralho” and “vou viajar daq a exatamente uma semana meu deus vou morrer de ansiedade”.
- Impulsive behavior: Admits to risky or unplanned actions like “acabei de destruir a minha garganta por motivo nenhum so deu vontade de gritar” and shouting despite already being hoarse: “falei um pouquinho mais alto hoje e ja fiquei rouco”.
- Health neglect: Downplays or mishandles health issues, e.g. surgery and antibiotics right before the show in “ehr fiz uma cirurgia minuscula na boca uma semana antes do show…” and “oq ta acabando com a minha imunidade eh esse antibiotico vsf”.
- Overdramatic reactions: Often jumps to extreme language like “GENTE E QUANDO.ELE ESTIVER NO BRASIL… EUVOU ME MATAR” and “vou vomita de ansiedade caralho”, which can amplify stress.
- Difficulty staying focused: Struggles to focus on schoolwork due to obsessions, e.g. “mds vo chora to escrevendo frank iero repetidamente na folha fingindo q to fazendo a redacao” and “acho q nao vou conseguir estudar hj vou passar a manha inteira falando do mcr”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They’re hyper‑emotional, introspective, and intensely passionate about their interests, much like Lisa Simpson with her music and causes. Their obsessive love for My Chemical Romance and Frank Iero shows a Lisa-like fixation on specific art and artists, as in “gente to com vontade de chorar mas vwi estraga minha mquiagem nao acredito q vou ouvir house of wolves ao vivo” and “frank iero te amo”. They overthink and catastrophize in a very Lisa way, worrying about their health and the show in tweets like “ehr fiz uma cirurgia minuscula na boca uma semana antes do show mas to morrendo d medo de a minha boca simplesmente decidir sangrar todinha no meio do show”. Their anxiety and sensitivity are apparent in “vou viajar daq a exatamente uma semana meu deus vou morrer de ansiedade”, which mirrors Lisa’s tendency to stress about upcoming events. At the same time, they’re creative and crafty, making bracelets and wanting to learn crochet as in “comecando a fazer as pulseiras AGORA 😵😵😵” and “quero aprender croche quero fazer.Algo 😤”, reflecting Lisa’s artistic, hands-on side.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They seem more Extraverted (E) than Introverted: they constantly talk about friends, school and social interactions, like joking about classmates and teachers and asking mutuals for help, e.g. “mcrmys de macapá ap aparecam 🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️” and “to pensando em me arrumar muito cedo pra fazer as mil transicoes q eu kero fazer… meu deus #ajuda”, which shows a desire to engage and be seen. They lean Intuitive (N) over Sensing, because their feed is dominated by imagination, projections and emotional fantasies (e.g. visualizing future concerts, dramatizing scenarios) rather than concrete step-by-step details: “oi gente ele vai dar essa cuspida dia 5 na minha direção vai cair em mim e especificamente na minha boca e eu vou engolir 🙁” and “todos os dias eu ouco essas playlists de suposta setlist no spotify e ficp me tremendfo todinho”. Their style is clearly Feeling (F): they center emotions and relationships, speaking in an intensely affective way about their idols and loved ones, like “frank iero te amo” and “gente minha namorada esta doente… mandem energias positivas pra nao morre”, and their complaints are emotional outbursts rather than logical critiques (e.g. “cara neo acrdito quero ser feliz quero interagir no twt e ele ta me calando vei vtmnccc”). Finally, they read as Perceiving (P): they are anxious yet spontaneous, often unplanned and flexible – they admit they haven’t researched their trip yet (“vou passar 5 dias em sp e nao faco a minima ideia doq fazer guys nem pesquisei ainda 😵😵😵”) and are still unsure about logistics like what time to get ready or line up (“faco a minima ideia de q horas me arrumar e q horas ir pra fila meu deus”). The combination of outward emotional excitement, imaginative fantasizing about future events, strong attachment to people and idols, and a loose, improvisational approach to life is most consistent with ENFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- So, if your dad can go to MCR in pista premium as a ‘poser’, does that mean there’s an opening for a real fan to stand next to you at the barricade and scream ‘DESTROYA NO BRASIL’ together?
- You’re begging for ‘Vampires’ in Brazil, I’m over here begging for just one date with the mcrmy from Macapá who’s making friendship bracelets and losing their voice before the show.
- You’re worried your tiny mouth surgery will start bleeding mid–concert; if it does, I promise I’ll be right there, dramatically holding you like it’s The Black Parade finale instead of a medical emergency.
- You said you destroyed your throat just because you felt like screaming—wanna save your vocal cords and let me be the reason you’re breathless on February 5 instead?
- Your parents told you to ‘just disappear’ for the trip, but if you vanish to São Paulo without at least one blurry Uno-at-the-restaurant date with me first, I’m filing an official complaint with the #PHANTOM realm.
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mei • he/she • professional over-thinker screaming about MCR & Frank Iero • once almost lost a piercing right before a concert and still showed up– @sswgaringcandy
Your signature cocktail
Vampires in Solo Brasileiro
This cocktail is loud, chaotic, and dramatic—just like their timeline manifesting setlists with “vampires no brasil vampires no brasil vampires no brasil…” and screaming for special tracks like “desert song no brasil desert song no brasil…”. Blackberry vodka gives it a dark, emo heart for the MCR obsession and tweets like “frank iero te amo” and the constant trembling over seeing them live: “gente ainda nao consigo engolir o fato de q vou ver esse homem de pertinho na pista premium caralho to tremendo porra”. The red energy drink captures their anxious, hyper pre-show hype in posts such as “vou viajar daq a exatamente uma semana meu deus vou morrer de ansiedade” and “#Phantom vou vomita de ansiedade caralho”. Sour lime juice reflects their dramatic suffering—lost voice, surgery, and antibiotics—like “falei um pouquinho mais alto hoje e ja fiquei rouco tchau imagina dia 5 pqp” and “ehr fiz uma cirurgia minuscula na boca uma semana antes do show mas to morrendo d medo de a minha boca simplesmente decidir sangrar todinha no meio do show”. A grenadine drizzle adds the sweet, romantic softness of tweets about their girlfriend, including “gente minha namorada esta doente acho q ela nao vem pra escola mandem energias positivas pra nao morre” and “viubve minha namorada hoje bejo”. Finally, edible silver glitter is their show-day sparkle and creativity, like cleaning their room just to bead bracelets in “so o mcr mesmo pra me fazwr limpar meu quarto… pra poder fazer as pulseiras” and obsessing over cute skull beads in “essas miçangas de caveira sao tao fofinhas… em todas as pulseiras de tbp eu vou usar elas”.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
This user shows a distinctly Gryffindor mix of courage, impulsiveness, and dramatic, heart-on-sleeve enthusiasm. They repeatedly push themselves physically and ignore self-preservation out of passion for the show, even while sick and post-surgery, e.g. worrying that their throat and voice are already failing but still planning to scream at the concert anyway: “falei um pouquinho mais alto hoje e ja fiquei rouco tchau imagina dia 5 pqp” and “ehr fiz uma cirurgia minuscula na boca uma semana antes do show mas to morrendo d medo de a minha boca simplesmente decidir sangrar todinha no meio do show”. Their reactions to MCR news are intensely emotional and impulsive, like “gente eu fui ver q vampires tava ai so agora e comecei a chorar muito nao to brincando minha maquiagem ta toda borrada .” and the over-the-top fantasy in “oi gente ele vai dar essa cuspida dia 5 na minha direção vai cair em mim e especificamente na minha boca e eu vou engolir 🙁”, which fits Gryffindor’s flair for melodrama and throwing themselves into experiences. They also show bold social eagerness and a desire to connect loudly and publicly, like calling for fellow fans in “mcrmys de macapá ap aparecam 🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️” and openly obsessing over their idols in class in “mds vo chora to escrevendo frank iero repetidamente na folha fingindo q to fazendo a redacao”. While there is some Hufflepuff-style affection (they clearly care about their girlfriend and friends, e.g. “gente minha namorada esta doente acho q ela nao vem pra escola mandem energias positivas pra nao morre”), their defining traits are boldness, emotional fearlessness, and reckless dedication to what they love—hallmarks of Gryffindor rather than the other houses.
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Your song
House of Wolves - My Chemical Romance
The best fit is House of Wolves by My Chemical Romance, because their whole personality on the timeline orbits around MCR and the upcoming show. They literally cry over hearing it live, saying they have to hold back tears so they don’t ruin their makeup when they think about “vou ouvir house of wolves ao vivo”. Their tweeting style is chaotic, dramatic, and darkly humorous, like when they say “vou vomita de ansiedade caralho” and “destroya nanana e boy division dia 5 nao estarei respondendo por meus atos”, which fits the frantic, snarling energy of the song. The track’s blend of theatrical angst and gleeful menace matches their vibe when they joke about losing their voice after the show, as in “vocês nunca mais irao ouvir minha voz dps do show”. Overall, House of Wolves captures both their obsession with MCR and their over-the-top emotional anticipation for the concert.
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