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Your Simpsons character
Their mix of earnest moral opinions, introspection, and online goofiness is closest to Lisa Simpson. Like Lisa, they clearly care about ethics and boundaries, calling out things they find wrong or weird, such as hookup culture in “Hook up culture is disgusting I don’t ever see myself meeting with someone just to have intercourse. Sex should be a byproduct of love.” and saying “Can we not sexualize animals that are established as pets? It’s weird.”. They also show self-awareness and a desire for growth, planning for therapy in “I’m going to therapy when I’m 18” and listing serious life boundaries in “10 Things I’m not doing when I turn 18…”. At the same time, they gush about love and relationships with an intense sincerity, like Lisa with her crushes and ideals, seen in “I love my boyfriend❤️❤️❤️ we can just talk for hours about anything or just exist with eachother for hours.” and “Y’all don’t UNDERSTAND how much I LOVE @101AngryJurors LIKE I WANT TO BE WITH HIM FOREVER❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️”. Even their occasional exasperation with fandom drama and ignorance, like “And the number 1 pointless drama award goes tooooo.. whatever this is!!!” and “I want yall to name a more ignorant fan base than Melanie’s”, fits Lisa’s habit of being the frustrated, opinionated voice in a chaotic world.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Extraverted: they constantly talk about friends, oomfs, coworkers, and especially their boyfriend, expressing affection publicly and energetically, e.g. “I LOVE MY BOYFRIEND❤️❤️❤️ we can just talk for hours about anything or just exist with eachother for hours.” and “Hugs for everyone!! But I’m hugging my man the tightest 😍”. They seem more Intuitive than Sensing: they often discuss opinions, morals, and hypothetical takes (hookup culture, fandom behavior, character motives) rather than concrete facts, like “Hook up culture is disgusting… Sex should be a byproduct of love.” and their theory-heavy Genshin thoughts in “Sandrone died not to save the traveller. It was to save columbina.”. Their values and emotional tone point to Feeling: they focus on love, safety, and kindness—“He makes me feel heard”—and make moral/emotional judgments like “Can we not sexualize animals that are established as pets? It’s weird.” and calling out consent issues in multiple Melanie tweets. Finally, they appear more Perceiving than Judging: their timeline is spontaneous, full of in-the-moment reactions (“WHY AM I ALREADY GETTING PORN ON MY TL I JUST TURNED 18 IM NOT READY STOPPPP”) and emotional bursts, even when they try to make plans like “10 Things I’m not doing when I turn 18…”, which read more as aspirational than rigid. Overall, their enthusiastic affection, strong value-based opinions, and spontaneous, emotional posting style fit ENFP best.

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18 • Alberta barista & gay gamer bf enjoyer • draws chubby guys & furries, rants about fandom drama, cries over pulls & cake. Once worked for food bribes.– @ST4RD0M_117

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This bright, slightly chaotic drink is powered by raspberry vodka for their loud, affectionate love life and constant boyfriend appreciation, as seen in “Y’all don’t UNDERSTAND how much I LOVE @101AngryJurors LIKE I WANT TO BE WITH HIM FOREVER❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️”. A shot of vanilla cold-brew concentrate nods to late nights, work fatigue, and caffeine-coded life, like “I just got off of work istggg I’m so exausted” and their barista-adjacent jokes in “Can I have that with cold foam and light ice”. Sparkling pink lemonade keeps the mood fizzy, playful, and a little dramatic, matching posts like “TODAYS MY ONE MONTH WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!! HES THE BEST BOYFRIEND I COULD EVER ASK FOR”. Cotton candy syrup represents their soft, romantic, slightly cheesy side in “I love my boyfriend❤️❤️❤️ we can just talk for hours about anything”. Finally, a rim of edible glitter is mandatory for a theatrical, online-gay sparkle that fits their dramatic reactions and artful posts like “Yall is this good?” and their celebration of turning 18 in “18!!!!!!🎉🎉🎉”.

Your Hogwarts House
The strongest, most consistent trait in these tweets is loyalty and warmth toward loved ones, which is quintessentially Hufflepuff. They constantly and openly adore their boyfriend, saying things like “TODAYS MY ONE MONTH WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!! HES THE BEST BOYFRIEND I COULD EVER ASK FOR”, “I love my boyfriend❤️❤️❤️ we can just talk for hours about anything or just exist with eachother for hours”, and “Y’all don’t UNDERSTAND how much I LOVE @101AngryJurors LIKE I WANT TO BE WITH HIM FOREVER”. That deep, steady devotion also extends to friends and oomfs, such as “Hugs for everyone!! But I’m hugging my man the tightest 😍” and “I’d like to thank my fans my oomfs and especially MY BOYFRIEND❤️❤️ I wouldn’t be here if it wasn’t for yall”. They value emotional safety and mutual care over casual thrills, shown in “Hook up culture is disgusting… Sex should be a byproduct of love.” and their list of principles for adulthood in “10 Things I’m not doing when I turn 18 … 6. Break up with my lovely boyfriend … 8. Be afraid to be myself … 10. Die.”. While they have moments of sharp criticism and humor, their core is about working, improving themselves (like “I’m going to therapy when I’m 18”), and cherishing their relationships—very much the heart-over-glory ethic of a Hufflepuff.

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A well-fitting song for them is So Good by Omar Apollo because so much of their personality online centers on being loudly, joyfully in love. They constantly hype up their boyfriend, saying things like “TODAYS MY ONE MONTH WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!! HES THE BEST BOYFRIEND I COULD EVER ASK FOR, HES PRETTY HES SMART HES KIND AND HES SO AUGHHHHHH❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️” and “I love my boyfriend❤️❤️❤️ we can just talk for hours about anything or just exist with eachother for hours. I just love it so much I love him so much! He makes me feel heard”, which matches the song’s theme of tender, affirming affection. Their tweets like “Y’all don’t UNDERSTAND how much I LOVE @101AngryJurors LIKE I WANT TO BE WITH HIM FOREVER❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️” and “I LOVE MY BOYFRIEND SO SO MUCH NO ONE CAN OR WILL REPLACE HIM❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️” echo the song’s devotion and emotional security. At the same time, they reject casual hookup culture with “Hook up culture is disgusting I don’t ever see myself meeting with someone just to have intercourse. Sex should be a byproduct of love.”, which fits the song’s focus on real emotional connection rather than purely physical relationships. Overall, So Good captures their romantic, affectionate, and sincere vibe toward love and relationships.

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