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Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Emotionally Honest: They post raw feelings publicly — 'my best friend just ended our friendship ... i can’t breathe' — which shows courage to be vulnerable and authentic on social media.
- Aesthetically Attuned: Small sensory rituals matter: 'drinking camomile tea listening to maggot brain by funkadelic scrolling edtwt while taking a bath' shows they craft experiences and have a clear personal vibe.
- Socially Invested: They organize and attend events like homecoming and Mabon and notice classmates ('there’s a fine ass emo boy...'), indicating they care about friendship circles and belonging.
- Knowledgeable: Classmates asked why they 'knew so much abt calories and sugar and protein', so they possess a deep (if risky) knowledge base around nutrition and food metrics.
- Resilient: Despite traumatic moments and friendship losses they keep engaging with life — going to school, planning gatherings and continuing to post — which shows persistence.
Weaknesses:
- Self-destructive Patterns: Frequent tweets about fasting, curses tied to calorie counts and binge cycles ('the binge cycle got so bad... i cursed myself') point to behavior that hurts them physically and emotionally.
- Emotional Volatility: Rapid swings from joy to panic — e.g., excited about homecoming then 'i can’t breathe' after a friendship ends — make their mood unpredictable and intense.
- Oversharing: They post very private struggles publicly ('MY GRANDMA HAS AN ED??????'), which can backfire socially and expose them to poor feedback.
- Risk-taking: Sneaking out and almost being kidnapped ('almost got kidnapped while sneaking out w a friend') shows a willingness to danger for moments or social capital.
- Comparative Thinking: Watching others' posts and feeling excluded ('staring at the instagram posts of my boyfriend and my other friends hanging out (i wasn’t invited)') fuels pain and isolation.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Lisa is the empathetic outsider who cares deeply, loves music and books, and is often emotionally overwhelmed by injustice and social pain — similar to Logan’s mix of sensitivity, musical taste ('maggot brain') and literary curiosity ('do you prefer to read books in 1st or 3rd person ??'). Lisa’s earnestness and occasional social awkwardness mirror Logan’s candid, anxious posts about friendships, school and identity.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
Introverted: their tweets read like private journal entries shared publicly ('my best friend just ended our friendship... i can’t breathe'), suggesting inward processing more than gregariousness. Intuitive: they focus on feelings, meaning and aesthetics — 'drinking camomile tea listening to maggot brain... this is the life' — rather than dry facts. Feeling: decisions and priorities are value-driven and emotional (distress over homophobic parents: 'i miss my partner i need her parents to stop being homophobic'). Perceiving: they show flexible, spontaneous behaviors and cycles (last-minute fasts, sneaking out, binge/fast cycles like 'i’m going to see my bsf tonight which means i can lie i’m eating w her and fast for the whole day'), which fits the P preference. Altogether their language, vulnerability and creative melancholia point toward INFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- Hey, if playlists were planets, yours would be my orbit — can I be a permanent track on your '10 months ago' playlist?
- I’ll bring the chamomile if you bring the Funkadelic — we’ll make a bath-time mixtape and call it a date.
- Geometry class sounds dangerous with a 'fine ass emo boy' in the room — want a study buddy so we can both 'accidentally' fail and get coffee after?
- I promise I won’t steal your chips on a road trip, but I might sing along the entire way if you pick the playlist.
- Mabon dinner host + lasagna collaborator? I’ll be the friend who does dishes and then sits in the tub with you while we listen to records.
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Your new Twitter bio
logan ☆ | 15 | he/she | edtwt regular, grief & recovery in the open | playlist hoarder, chamomile baths & late-night funk | vegan-ish, chaotic homecoming energy | be kind, ask first– @st4rving_4ng3l
Your signature cocktail
Chamomile Moonbath (mocktail)
A gentle, alcohol-free mocktail reflects Logan’s comfort rituals: chamomile directly references 'drinking camomile tea', the elderflower sparkle nods to the dreamy bath-and-music vibe ('this is the life'), lemon gives a small kick like their emotional highs/lows, and lavender is calming for anxiety and panic moments ('i can’t breathe'). It’s soothing, feminine-adjacent, and playlist-ready — the kind of drink you sip while listening to Funkadelic in the tub.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
Hufflepuff fits because loyalty and caring are central: they’re deeply hurt when 'my best friend just ended our friendship' and they stand by their partner despite outside homophobia ('i miss my partner i need her parents to stop being homophobic'). Hufflepuffs value hard work and community, which shows in organizing gatherings like Mabon and hosting friends. They may not be Gryffindor-bold or Ravenclaw-analytical most of the time — they’re more about staying and supporting, even when it’s messy and painful, which aligns with Hufflepuff’s steady compassion.
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Mad World - Gary Jules
The song’s haunting, melancholic tone suits Logan’s tweets of quiet despair and reflective moments — lines like 'i can’t breathe' after a friendship break and the wistful bath/tea vignette ('this is the life') pair with the song’s feeling of adolescent dislocation and solemn introspection.
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