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Your Simpsons character
Lisa fits best because she’s intensely self-analytical, emotionally sensitive, and often feels alienated despite craving connection, much like this user saying they “want more oomfs to talk toooooo” and “wanna talk talk talk talk talk” “wuwauahhj i want more oomfs to talk toooooo i wanna talk talk talk talk talk”. The user is highly introspective about their mental health and eating disorder, reflecting on origins and trauma: “how it feels for ur ed to be born out of both insecurity and sexual trauma + abuse” and “i hate remembering my ed isnt really mine. im not in control at all. i developed it because of him”, which echoes Lisa’s tendency to overthink and link her current struggles to deeper causes. Like Lisa, they have specific interests and fixations (OCs/fandom, Tim Drake, music, step counts and rules) and they openly describe themselves as “autismaxxing” “tim drake pfp damian wayne banner and fatson todd on my pinned im literally autismaxxing”, mirroring Lisa’s intense, sometimes isolating focus. There’s also a strong moral/emotional intensity that can flip into anger or despair, such as “if you think like this die dieeee die die idc anymore just like die in a fire and get hit by a truck Die” and frequent suicidal ideation “suicide is stupid but rn im really considering it”, which resembles Lisa’s episodes of deep depression and frustration with herself and the world. Overall, the mix of vulnerability, overthinking, idealism, and emotional volatility makes Lisa Simpson the closest match among the main characters.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Introvert (I): while they crave conversation and connection, as in “i want more oomfs to talk toooooo i wanna talk talk talk talk talk”, most tweets describe internal experiences—paranoia, hunger, suicidal ideation, and private struggles—rather than external social events, and they mention sleeping in their parents’ room out of fear and feeling unsafe, which points to a highly inward, self-focused emotional life. Their focus on meaning, trauma, and symbolism suggests Intuition (N) rather than Sensing, for example tying their ED to deeper causes in “how it feels for ur ed to be born out of both insecurity and sexual trauma + abuse” and using metaphorical language like “’forever connected by these scars’” rather than just concrete facts. They come across as strongly Feeling (F): decisions and self-talk are highly emotional and relational—worrying about being cancelled in “i got cancelled like twice and it changed my brain chemistry”, apologizing for being suicidal in “i got my period im sorry for gettin suicidal on the tl”, and tying self-worth to being called skinny by their mom in “i hope she starts calling me skinny once i reach 49kg again”. On the Judging vs Perceiving axis they look more Perceiving (P): they make endless plans (omad week, fasting, specific calorie limits, grocery lists) but frequently change course or undercut them impulsively, as with “i think i'll have to twomad today..... omad week over 😭” and “im fasting until tmr” followed by later tweets about eating or adjusting; this pattern suggests flexible, reactive behavior more than rigid follow-through. Their emotional intensity, idealized fictional attachments (e.g. “tim drake pfp damian wayne banner and fatson todd on my pinned im literally autismaxxing”), and preoccupation with inner meaning and identity fit best with INFP rather than other Feeling types.

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Tim | 18+ | comics, Tim Drake brainrot & too much coffee. Once discovered a whole bag of bread had gone moldy before I finished it.– @st5rve

Your signature cocktail
The white rum with cold brew is for their wired, sleepless grind and brain-chemistry chaos, like when they say “i need purpose so im just gonna starve. its fine if i slip into maintenance later today, but i did omad for now.” and “pacing is so boring”. Strawberry-infused sparkling water mirrors their soft, cute online vibe and oshikatsu meals, like “#oshikatsu meal 🩷🩷 the protein bar is rly yummy !!!”, giving sweetness but keeping everything light and fizzy. The Greek yogurt foam with honey nods to their fixation on safe foods and protein, echoing “grocery list so far: strawberries bananas apples greek yogurt protein bars rice cakes”, softening the harshness underneath. A sharp lemon peel twist stands in for their biting humor and sudden spikes of anger and despair, like “if you think like this die dieeee die die idc anymore just like die in a fire and get hit by a truck Die” and “suicide is stupid but rn im really considering it”. Finally, the edible silver glitter is their fandom/autismaxxing sparkle—Tim Drake brainrot and husbandposting—capturing lines like “tim drake pfp damian wayne banner and fatson todd on my pinned im literally autismaxxing” and “i miss my husband” in every shimmering sip.

Your Hogwarts House
Tim reads as a Hufflepuff whose traits are distorted by mental illness rather than erased. They’re intensely people-oriented and eager for connection, as seen in “wuwauahhj i want more oomfs to talk toooooo i wanna talk talk talk talk talk” and “guys im sorry if i seem like a huge stalker (i am) ... i love talking to people and i wanna be buddies with everyone ever”, which reflects the classic Hufflepuff warmth and desire for community. Their tendency to apologize and feel guilty about relatively small things, like food going bad in the pantry in “i eat so little that food in my pantry has started to rot... i found a whole bag of bread that was green with mold. i feel so guilty but also if it goes bad, i don't have to eat it anymore 😞”, points to a strong conscience and fairness-focused mindset. Hufflepuffs are also known for perseverance and a work-ethic that can veer into self-sacrifice, which here manifests in how Tim sets and pushes through harsh regimens (omad weeks, step counts, and strict limits), for example: “successful 2nd omad of omad week everyone..... i'll make it its own thread” and “almost 6k steps today... will def be over by the time the days over”. Even in the middle of severe struggles, they show care for others and their feelings, like when they walk back intense posts with “i got my period im sorry for gettin suicidal on the tl”, which reflects concern for how their behavior affects their community. While they have flashes of anger (e.g., “if you think like this die dieeee die die idc anymore just like die in a fire and get hit by a truck Die”), those are reactive and situational; the overall pattern is someone who craves belonging, feels a heavy moral/emotional responsibility toward others, and endures a lot quietly—traits that align most closely with Hufflepuff.

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The song that best suits them is actually one they themselves mentioned: noll by Kent. They say it’s been stuck in their head and call it an “amazing song” they’re diving into more deeply: “noll by kent has been stuck in my head ever since i heard it............. gen amazing song and im starting to listen to the band as a whole”. The song’s melancholic, introspective tone mirrors their ongoing struggle with depression and suicidality, as seen in tweets like “suicide is stupid but rn im really considering it” and “i just feel so miserable like there isnt even a point to restricting anymore”. Its themes of numbness, self‑doubt, and wanting to disappear fit with how they describe feeling unreal and purposeless, for example: “i dont feel real” and “i need purpose so im just gonna starve”. At the same time, noll has a kind of resigned persistence that echoes their small moments of trying to cope or find comfort in routine, like carefully planning OMAD and safe foods despite everything: “successful 2nd omad of omad week everyone.....” and “grocery list so far: strawberries bananas apples greek yogurt protein bars rice cakes”.

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