Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Socially Active: She constantly seeks new friendships and community, as seen in her asking “oi vamos ser amigos” and wanting to join “squads”.
- Deeply Affectionate: Lu frequently expresses intense love for her friends, often tweeting things like “TE AMO TE AMO TE AMO” to her circle.
- Ambitious Dreamer: She expresses a wide range of interests and goals, stating “eu queria fazer todas as faculdades do mundo” and dreaming of PUCRIO.
- Supportive Friend: She uses her platform to help others, such as when she asked her followers to “ajudem a minha amiga” after a suspension.
- Loyal Community-Member: She celebrates community milestones with dedication, creating a special post for the “mês versário do panela”.
Weaknesses:
- Low Stress-Tolerance: She reacts strongly to frustrations, claiming she is “a isso aqui 🤏 de excluir todas as minhas redes sociais” when stressed.
- Academic Frustration: She expresses intense anger toward educational bureaucracy, explicitly stating “ODEIO ESSA MERDA DESSE FIES”.
- Validation Seeking: She frequently asks followers for their opinions on her status or appearance, such as “me acham diva babado?”.
- Impulsive Communication: Her tweets often feature keyboard smashes and caps lock when reacting to minor things, like “KKSKKSKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKSKKSKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK”.
- Engagement Obsession: She shows significant distress over her social media metrics, complaining that she “nao aguento mais esse engajamento ruim”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Lu mirrors Lisa’s intellectual curiosity and ambition, expressed when she says, “eu queria fazer todas as faculdades do mundo, praticar todos os esportes do mundo...”. Despite her academic side, she is deeply involved in fan culture and pop music, much like Lisa’s obsession with jazz or her Corey magazine phase, seen in Lu's hype for the “album do ano logo”. She also shares Lisa's flair for dramatic emotional outbursts, such as when she is “a isso aqui 🤏 de excluir todas as minhas redes sociais”. Ultimately, her mix of high-reaching dreams like “PUCRIO é sem duvidas o meu sonho mais distante” and intense loyalty to her friends makes her a perfect match for the Springfield overachiever.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
Lu exhibits clear Extroversion (E) through her constant social engagement and desire for community, notably asking for a “group of friends like an AU” and actively seeking new connections with “let’s be friends”. Her Intuitive (N) nature is seen in her idealistic desire to “do every college degree” and visit every country, focusing on future possibilities rather than current realities. She is a strong Feeler (F), frequently expressing intense affection with phrases like “I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU” and prioritizing emotional harmony within her friend group. Finally, her Perceiving (P) trait shows in her spontaneous posting style and admitted lack of focus, such as when she “completely forgot about Twitter” while being happy elsewhere.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you a new chapter of 'Oceane'? Because I've been waiting for an update from you all day, and I promise not to make you wait for a reply.
- Forget Garrett Graham—I’m ready to be your real-life book boyfriend, though I might need a few lessons from Allie Hayes on how to score with a girl as 'diva babado' as you.
- I’m no FIES, but I’d love to fund a future for us that doesn't involve any stress or 'nojeira de menino.'
- If you comment '!' on my heart, I won't just give you a Barbie movie—I'll give you the 'dreamhouse' life that even your 'panela' friends would be jealous of.
- I promise I'm not a 'hetero com defeito,' just a guy wondering if I could be the Dean Redding to your Wellsy—minus the fictional drama, plus some orange juice and 5 Estrelas, Pt. 2.
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From tackling FIES applications to obsessing over Garrett Graham. Future PUC-Rio student and book enthusiast currently surviving academia one Caesar salad at a time.– @stacdoll
Your signature cocktail
The Golden Graham Sinner
This cocktail captures Lu’s vibrant 'goldenholic' energy, blending the chaos of a Brazilian group chat with the romantic aesthetic of a Garrett Graham novel. The orange juice and strawberries are direct nods to her favorite things listed in her “Fatos inúteis sobre mim !” list, while the Marsala float mirrors her favorite color. It’s a strong, experimental drink for someone who is “a isso aqui 🤏 de excluir todas as minhas redes sociais” yet remains the ultimate social butterfly. The sparkling finish celebrates her loud personality, whether she's screaming “AI QUE GAROTA BURRA TO PASSANDO MAL” or being a total “diva babado”.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
Lu's profile radiates the core Hufflepuff values of loyalty and community, specifically through her constant celebration of her friend group, which she affectionately calls the 'panela.' She demonstrates deep dedication to these bonds in posts like “você foi um dos maiores presentes que a panela me deu... conta comigo sempre” and by celebrating their “mês versário”. Her timeline is filled with supportive, affectionate shout-outs such as “oi te amo ta clarinha” and “LINDA AMO VC OK”, showing a person who prioritizes interpersonal harmony. Even when frustrated with systems like FIES, her focus remains on helping others, as seen when she asks followers to “ajudem a minha amiga gnt pfvr”. This consistent emphasis on being a “melhores amigas, irmas telepaticas” solidifies her place in the house of the hardworking and loyal.
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Style - Taylor Swift
Lu's digital presence radiates the classic energy of a 'fame-adjacent' girlie who finds solace in literature and high-stakes aesthetics, particularly through her love for The Off-Campus series. The song’s blend of cinematic longing and 'it-girl' confidence matches her bio’s focus on books & garrett graham and her frequent check-ins like “me acham diva babado?”. She navigates the highs and lows of her social circle with a dramatic flair, once humorously stating she was “a isso aqui 🤏 de excluir todas as minhas redes sociais” before immediately returning to support her friends. Ultimately, her vibrant personality and Sagittarius sun—revealed when she shared her “Fatos inúteis sobre mim”—embody a timeless, 'never go out of style' attitude.
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