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Your Simpsons character
Like Moe, he has a sarcastic and self-deprecating sense of humor, as seen in 'Absolutely tweaking at work I need coffee, Velo, and Jesus.' Both characters have a gruff exterior but are ultimately hardworking and resourceful, as shown by his dedication to his hobbies and ThinkPad upgrades. His occasional dramatic flair ('Time to kill myself') also mirrors Moe's over-the-top reactions.

Your MBTI personality Type
The user displays traits of an INFP: introspective, creative, and idealistic. His passion for painting minis and building armies ('The Gloamer force grows') reflects his creative side. His self-awareness about procrastination ('Maybe posting stuff here will make me stop procrastinating') shows introspection. Despite his sarcasm, he has a strong sense of individuality and values, as seen in his disdain for modern trends ('Marvelization of Horus Heresy').

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Miniature painter, Warhammer enthusiast & professional procrastinator | Turning sobriety into chaos one brushstroke at a time | ThinkPad fan | Sometimes productive, always sarcastic.– @stairsinnowhere

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This cocktail reflects his sarcastic yet creative personality. The espresso represents his reliance on coffee ('Absolutely tweaking at work I need coffee'), while the whiskey adds a touch of bitterness, much like his humor ('Work week over, time to sulk and drink'). Dark chocolate syrup symbolizes the artistic depth of his miniature painting ('The Gloamer force grows'), and foamed milk adds a lighthearted finish.

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His dedication to his hobbies, like painting armies ('Crusaders are halfway done'), and his resourcefulness ('My ThinkPad came in') align with Hufflepuff's values of hard work and practicality. Despite his sarcastic humor, he shows loyalty to his craft and a willingness to persevere through challenges. His self-awareness about procrastination ('Maybe posting stuff here will make me stop procrastinating') further reflects a grounded, hardworking personality.

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This song's themes of frustration and introspection resonate with his sarcastic tweets like 'Time to kill myself' after breaking his airbrush nozzle. The title also humorously aligns with his hobby of painting miniatures, as seen in 'Relearning how to paint my orks every 2 months gets annoying.'

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