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Mr. Burns is a property mogul obsessed with market trends and profit, just as the user constantly tracks condo markets, e.g., "Le marché du condo, très populaire, mais il faut bien se renseigner afin de connaître dans quoi vous vous embarquez, renseignez vous auprès de votre courtier". The user also promotes themselves aggressively, saying "Contactez moi, je peux vous assister" and "Nous avons vendu récemment!", mirroring Burns' self‑aggrandizing style. Their promotional flair is evident in the giveaway tweet "Gagnez 2 billets aller retour pour Paris en vous inscrivant aux alertes Yulair!", similar to Burns' flashy incentives. Both combine business savvy with occasional philosophical musings, as seen in the user's "Pensée du jour" posts. This blend of profit‑driven focus, constant market monitoring, and self‑promotion makes Mr. Burns the best match.

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The user shows an extraverted style by frequently inviting interaction, e.g., "Contactez moi" and posting greetings like "Bonjour, Pensée du jour!"; they focus on concrete, factual information such as "Bien #calculer la #superficie de vos pièces" and market statistics like "Hausse marquée des transactions immobilières en novembre au Québec"; their decision‑making is logical and objective, noting legal protections ("la loi sur le courtage immobilier vous protège") and expert advice ("Conseils d'experts pour acheter ou vendre un condo"); finally, they display a judging preference through organized calls to action and scheduled events, for example "VISITE LIBRE le 19 Mai 2013" and "Bon début année pour l'immobilier".

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Real‑estate broker in Montreal, turning condos into homes since 2013. Coffee‑fuelled, I once sold a triplex with a secret pizza oven. #Sutton– @stanbig

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The Bigard Blueprint mixes Canadian rye whiskey, maple syrup, fresh lemon juice, and a splash of sparkling water to capture Standley's blend of professionalism and Canadian roots. The whiskey represents his strong, reliable presence as a courtier, while the maple syrup reflects his Canadian identity and the sweetness of helping clients find their dream homes. The lemon juice adds a bright, zesty note that echoes his upbeat messages about market opportunities, like 'Le marché du condo, très populaire' and 'Des solutions pour accéder à la propriété'. The fizz of sparkling water mirrors the lively real-estate market he often talks about, such as 'La tendance haussière fait une pause' and 'Le marché est très actif'. A garnish of rosemary evokes growth and stability, nodding to his advice on 'Conseil pour une mise en marché' and 'Bien calculer la superficie de vos pièces'.

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The frequent self‑promotional tweets such as "Nouveau Projet Contactez moi, je peux vous assister" and "Triplex sur Longueuil à vendre, vendeur très motivé" show a strong drive to secure new business, a hallmark of Slytherin ambition. The user repeatedly highlights sales successes – "Nous avons vendu récemment!" – and pushes the benefits of using a broker, e.g., "Utilisation des services d’un courtier immobilier les résultats sont stables depuis 2012", indicating a desire for personal advancement. By linking to news articles and positioning himself as an expert, the account leverages knowledge as a tool for influence rather than pure curiosity, reflecting Slytherin's resourcefulness. The overall tone is focused on achieving goals, expanding market reach, and gaining advantage, aligning best with Slytherin values.

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The broker's feed is dominated by references to real‑estate transactions, market activity, and compensation, which aligns with the ABBA anthem about the desire for wealth and a fancy home. Tweets like "Parlons rétribution, #courtier #immobilier" and "gagner la bataille de la contre‑offre pour acheter une maison" show a focus on earning and financial rewards. The repeated emphasis on the condo market ("Le marché du condo, très populaire", "#condo #immobilier") mirrors the song’s line "Money, money, money, must be funny in the rich man’s world." The broker also promotes lucrative deals ("les résultats sont stables depuis 2012", "Les propriétaires ont jusqu’au 15 janvier pour aviser") reinforcing the theme of seeking profit. Therefore, ABBA’s "Money, Money, Money" captures both the financial ambition and the real‑estate context of @stanbig’s online persona.

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