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This user is most like Bart Simpson: chaotic, funny, and impulsive but with a surprising amount of heart. Their timeline is full of mischief, swearing, and shitposting energy, like when they say “the year didnt start bc it starts on march when f1 gps are back” and “fuck sundays and fuck morrisey too”. They often turn obsession into comedy and chaos, relentlessly tweeting at Liam Gallagher and chasing replies, as in “ive never chased a man (never will) like i do with liam gallagher because why is it almost three am and im replying to ALL his tweets sleepy time bro”. There’s also a bratty but affectionate streak, wanting to ‘pet’ idols and people, shown by “I WANNA PET LIAM GALLAGHER.” and “can j pet you”. Like Bart, they’re rebellious and irreverent but clearly passionate and devoted to the things and people they love, as seen in “i luv this man so much” and “liam sets the bar so high (fandom wise) i love him so much”.

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They lean Extraverted: they constantly interact with others, chase replies from a public figure, and share their excitement openly, e.g. staying up late and flooding timelines to engage with Liam Gallagher: “ive never chased a man (never will) like i do with liam gallagher because why is it almost three am and im replying to ALL his tweets sleepy time bro”, and proudly showing this off to friends: “i show my liam reply to my friend my friend:”. They are clearly Intuitive rather than concrete-focused: their humor is associative, metaphor-heavy and imaginative, for example comparing Lana eras to the Gallagher brothers: “ULTRAVIOLENCE IS NOEL AND UNRELEASED LANA IS LIAM”, or turning a skating song choice into a whole vibe: “skating to fuckin in the bushes has to be another kind of drug”. Their values and language show a strong Feeling preference: they emphasize love, emotional intensity and parasocial affection, like “liam sets the bar so high (fandom wise) i love him so much and the fact that he replies is so cool i luv him hes the coolest”, and a warm, inclusive attitude: “PEACE LOVE YALL ARE GAY KISS EACHOTHER WHATEVER”. Finally, they read as Perceiving: their life looks spontaneous and unstructured, from impulsive purchases (“bought this (impulsively) bc it reminded me of roadie noel”) to skating in a storm (“went out to skate with a storm warning and my mum called me like 4 times”) and staying up chasing tweets instead of planning sleep (“IM CHASING ALLLAT”). Altogether, a loud, affectionate stan persona, emotional intensity, playful abstractions, and impulsive lifestyle fit ENFP best.

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19 • Argentina • Oasis & Blur scholar in training. Once woke up early because I ‘felt’ Liam Gallagher was about to tweet—and he did.– @starbourine

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Named for your Oasis obsession and chaotic stamina, this is a wired, fizzy ode to the girl who said “MY DREAM SETLIST IF OASIS TOURS AGAIN: every single album” and lives for when “the year didnt start bc it starts on march when f1 gps are back”. Fernet with cola is pure Argentina energy and your intense fandom nights replying to Liam at 3 a.m., like when you admitted “ive never chased a man (never will) like i do with liam gallagher”. The espresso shot captures your hyper, unfiltered timeline (“sometimes i wanna be those nonchalant accs that post clips and pics but my ass wont stfu”](https://x.com/starbourine/status/2021739233329750397)). Tangerine/orange notes mirror your sunny walks with indie soundtracks, as in “going on long walks by yourself listening to fontaines dc and inhaler>>>”, while the smoky tea syrup stands in for cigarettes and grungy Britpop nights, echoing “the urge to buy a tambourine and take it everywhere man i cant even stay still”. A splash of sparkling water makes it bright, playful, and a bit unhinged—like yelling “PEACE LOVE YALL ARE GAY KISS EACHOTHER WHATEVER” into the timeline and calling Silent Hill “LOUD PLAIN” in one breath.

Your Hogwarts House
Lena comes across as impulsive, dramatic, and led by big, immediate feelings in a way that reads very Gryffindor. She throws herself head‑first into things, like waking up just to catch Liam Gallagher tweeting and describing it as feeling his "biblical vibrations" in “i literally woke up like 30mins ago just to get liam tweeting.... i felt his biblical vibrations and they woke me up”, and skating home in a storm while singing Oasis in “went out to skate with a storm warning and my mum called me like 4 times meanwhile i had my sweaty ass face full of DIRT while singing some might say trying to get home”. Her tweets show a kind of fearless, chaotic enthusiasm rather than cautious self‑preservation, like chasing replies at 3 a.m. in “ive never chased a man (never will) like i do with liam gallagher because why is it almost three am and im replying to ALL his tweets sleepy time bro”. She’s also willing to loudly declare her opinions and values, as in “fuck sundays and fuck morrisey too” and the very bold, inclusive “PEACE LOVE YALL ARE GAY KISS EACHOTHER WHATEVER”, which fits Gryffindor’s loud, conviction‑driven energy more than the subtler ambition of Slytherin or the quiet steadiness of Hufflepuff. While she’s clearly witty and creative, the dominant traits are hot‑blooded passion, impulsiveness, and an almost heroic devotion to her faves, which align best with Gryffindor.

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They literally live in Gallagher-land and Britpop, so an Oasis anthem fits them more than anything: they quote Oasis constantly, like their dream reunion setlist being literally “every single album”, and waking up early just because they “felt his biblical vibrations” when Liam was tweeting. Their bio, “i live my life for the starts that shine,” echoes the song’s escape-and-dreaming ethos of wanting something bigger and brighter than everyday life. They’re obsessed with music, gigs, skating and cigarettes, listing “music” and “liam n noel” in their “five things i like”, and they treat fandom as a lifestyle, not a hobby. The chaotic, loud, unapologetic tone of their tweets — like chasing every Liam tweet at 3 a.m. because “IM CHASING ALLLAT” — matches the reckless, defiant confidence of Rock ’n’ Roll Star. The song’s mix of swagger, yearning and devotion to music mirrors how they talk about Liam, Noel, Damon and bands as their whole world.

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