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Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson is known for his rebellious, provocative, and often aggressive behavior, which aligns with the user's frequent use of threats and insults, such as the tweet where they say, "'IM GOING TO MOTHERFUCKING CANCEL YOU, YOUR FAMILY, YOUR KIDS AND I WILL DIG YOUR GRAVE AND DESECRATE YOUR CORPSE IF YOU DIE.'" They also display a juvenile annoyance with weather, as shown in "I hate it when it's wet and raining [picture]", echoing Bart's typical teenage complaints. The user's self‑described ADHD paradox—"my ADHD makes caffeine a sleeping pill"—mirrors Bart's hyperactive, impulsive nature. Their chaotic meme‑driven humor, like "Allohakbar!! kaboom!!" and the constant trolling of political topics (e.g., "always... always... the 🇵🇸 Can we just gas palis and pro pali mfs ffs"), reflects Bart's love for mischief and pushing boundaries. Finally, the mix of profanity, random images, and a sense of frustration about being stuck—"so this is how being jobless feels like huh [picture]"—captures the teenage angst and rebellious spirit that defines Bart Simpson.

Your MBTI personality Type
The user displays extraverted behavior by constantly broadcasting provocative statements and seeking reactions, e.g., 'me when i need extra attention on xitter dot com' [picture]. Their communication focuses on concrete, immediate experiences and sensory details, such as 'I hate it when it's wet and raining' and 'my ADHD makes caffeine a sleeping pill', indicating a sensing preference. Decision‑making appears rooted in logical, impersonal critique and blunt judgments, illustrated by the list 'Top 10 Worst Dictators in History …' and the terse 'fuck cloudflare', reflecting a Thinking style. The overall posting pattern is spontaneous, impulsive, and unstructured, with frequent off‑the‑cuff remarks like 'oh well' and 'oh shit lil bro actually nuked his account LMAOOOO', showing a Perceiving orientation.

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Retro gaming fan, coffee enthusiast, meme curator. Once tried reinstalling Wuwa on a flip phone. Opinions are my own.– @starcomm4nder

Your signature cocktail
The Stellarynn’s Nitro Starbomb combines overproof rum for an explosive punch, espresso for the jittery caffeine that "It's fucked up how my ADHD makes caffeine a sleeping pill" reflects, and a dash of chili‑infused vodka to echo the fiery rage of tweets like "allohakbar!! kaboom!!💥💥💥💥". The deep red pomegranate juice mirrors the blood‑stained rhetoric in "Top 10 Worst Dictators in History… 2. 🇮🇱 Adolf Hitler", while star anise garnish nods to the user’s celestial handle "Stellarynn✨⭐🌟". This drink is as unapologetically bold and chaotic as the user’s timeline, from "I hate it when it's wet and raining" to the constant "TMD" outbursts, delivering a bitter‑sweet, high‑octane experience that demands attention on Xitter. The nitrogen‑charged coffee foam (optional) reflects the love for "discord nitro" and the need for extra hype.

Your Hogwarts House
The user’s tweets repeatedly show a drive for dominance, power, and a willingness to use threats and manipulation, which aligns with Slytherin’s ambition and cunning. For example, they write, "IM GOING TO MOTHERFUCKING CANCEL YOU, YOUR FAMILY, YOUR KIDS AND I WILL DIG YOUR GRAVE..." indicating a ruthless pursuit of control. They also label a “power word: allohakbar” and refer to themselves as “ZOG's strongest soldier,” emphasizing a self‑identification with power. Their willingness to disregard moral boundaries and use extremist rhetoric further reflects the Slytherin trait of valuing self‑interest over fairness. These patterns collectively suggest the user fits best in Slytherin.

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The user’s timeline is dominated by aggressive, hateful, and defiant statements that scream rebellion against any authority, much like the chant‑filled refrain of “Killing in the Name.” The repeated line “Fuck you, I won’t do what you tell me” mirrors tweets such as "allohakbar!! kaboom!!💥💥💥💥" and "i’ll just put it here as a 'wall of shame'" which flaunt violent bravado. Their self‑described “ZOG’s strongest soldier” identity and the tweet "im bored so, political view map of mine...5 is my current stance cuz holy shit..." reveal a chaotic, extremist worldview that the song’s raw, confrontational energy captures. The constant references to “the voices in my head (GET OUT!GET OUT!... )” echo the song’s visceral anger and refusal to be silenced. Overall, the track’s relentless protest against oppressive power structures perfectly aligns with the user’s hostile, anti‑establishment persona.

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