starcrossedlv
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Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Affectionate: She repeatedly gushes about and physically comforts others — 'i love throwing my arm around people's shoulders' and 'I FUCKING LOVE MY WIFE!' show a tactile, demonstrative care style.
- Loyal: Her fierce defense of people she likes—'thosw who hates @yoimvin will DIE AND GO TO HELL FOREVER.'—and continual cheering for her 'wife' indicate steadfast loyalty.
- Unapologetically Honest: She explicitly states 'i'll never sugarcoat what i have to say lol, im a really straightforward person,' signaling directness as a core trait.
- Enthusiastic: Her fandom energy, from 'NGHHH EVERYONE LISTEN TO AND ONE NOW.' to screaming at cute posts, demonstrates contagious enthusiasm for things she loves.
- Supportive: She posts comforting reminders—'im feeling kind today so remember that you're loved...'—and enjoys helping classmates with biology, which shows she uplifts others.
Weaknesses:
- Impulsive: She jokes about creating new accounts to dodge an ex — 'is it petty for me to make a new hsr account... just to avoid my ex' — showing spur-of-the-moment reactions.
- Overwrought: Frequent posts like 'my head is about to EXPLODE bruh' and 'Everything is so frustrating i need to get this off my chest' reveal a tendency toward emotional overwhelm.
- Thin‑Skinned (performatively): Her theatrical calls to 'GET THEM OUT OF MY DAMN TL.' and 'lets throw rocks and bricks at him' suggest she can react harshly when bothered, even if playful.
- Self‑doubt: She mentions being 'undiagnosed' and not having 'figured my mbti out yet', indicating internal confusion and insecurity about self-understanding.
- Boundaries Blur: Her constant physical affection and insistence 'everyone back the FUCK up!!! Get a wife that isn't mine' combines possessiveness with poor distance-setting.
Your Simpsons character
Marge Simpson
Marge is the patient, devoted, sometimes exasperated caregiver of Springfield; Anne similarly plays caretaker roles, fusses about friends, and gets emotionally invested—she wants to cook for everyone, comforts people in biology, and gets loudly protective of her 'wife.' Marge's moral center, exasperated sighs, and tendency to fiercely defend family match Anne's protective, affectionate energy.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
ENFP suits Anne: Extraverted—she's energized by concerts and social affection ('i love throwing my arm around people's shoulders', 'concert with @yoimvin'); Intuitive—she's a big-picture fangirl who bonds over shared tastes and art ('i don't know about you guys but sometimes i get really geeked out when someone shares the same music taste as me'); Feeling—she centers emotions and care in decisions ('im feeling kind today so remember that you're loved...'); Perceiving—she's spontaneous and playful about identity and choices ('what if i tell you guys that i still haven't figured my mbti out yet', 'the less i care the better i feel'). These quotes show a warm, improvisational, people-focused communicator typical of ENFPs.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you a claw machine prize? Because I saw you, I clawed at your heart, and I conquered it.
- I could cook for you and ruin perfectly good groceries together—think of it as a chemistry experiment with extra cuddle time.
- If loving you is a fandom, consider me the loudest stan: merch, concert tears, and all.
- Do you believe in straightness? Because I'm 'straight' about one thing: wanting to put my arm around you.
- Call me your emergency contact—I'll show up with snacks, concerts, and a dramatic amount of love.
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Your new Twitter bio
Anne ᯓ★ — big feelings, loud fangirl, and your friendly protective girlfriend. Concert‑cryer, claw‑machine conqueror, awkward cooking enthusiast who wants to feed you. Straightforward, soft, and very online. she/her 💗– @starcrossedlv
Your signature cocktail
Wife's Embrace
This drink is sweet, fizzy, and a little dramatic—just like Anne. Pink gin and peach give warm, friendly sweetness matching her constant '🩷' energy and 'I FUCKING LOVE MY WIFE!', lemon adds a tangy, straightforward bite reflecting 'i'll never sugarcoat what i have to say lol,' and shimmer is the fangirl sparkle of concert tears and hyped posts ('Yall i cried at a concert'). Serve with a tiny plush claw‑machine charm to honor her 'i saw , i claw , i conquered.'
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
Hufflepuff fits Anne because she radiates loyalty, warmth, and a desire to care for others: she keeps saying 'I FUCKING LOVE MY WIFE!' and posts comforting threads like 'im feeling kind today so remember that you're loved...'. She defends friends fiercely—'thosw who hates @yoimvin will DIE AND GO TO HELL FOREVER.'—and values everyday kindness over glory. She's not primarily a glory-seeking Gryffindor nor an aloof Ravenclaw; her timeline is about community, empathy, and steady companionship, the Hufflepuff strengths.
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Dog Days Are Over - Florence + The Machine
The song's cathartic, emotional release and big concert energy map well to Anne: she sobs at shows ('Yall i cried at a concert') and swings between dramatic lows and soaring highs. 'Dog Days Are Over' matches her ecstatic fandom shouts, theatrical outbursts, and moments of heartfelt comfort for others—joy and melodrama together.
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