Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Technical curiosity: Mentions many tools and languages (C++, Zig, Rust, 3D printing, FreeCAD, KiCad) in tweets.
- Persistence: Spent months fixing a 3D printer issue caused by wrong filament diameter.
- Self-awareness: Notes emotional numbness after finishing projects, e.g., 'Shit, I think I completed a side project...'.
- Humor: Uses dark sarcasm, like calling memory leaks "fun" and calling C++ usage "masochistic".
- Honesty: Openly shares frustrations with tools, updates, VPN stigma, and ghosted cover letters.
Weaknesses:
- Impulsivity: Bought the wrong size Zyn (normal instead of mini) and set filament diameter incorrectly.
- Procrastination: Spent 10 minutes prompting GPT then 10+ hours fixing the generated code.
- Negativity: Frequent negative remarks about software and self, e.g., 'Man I fucking hate yay'.
- Self-deprecation: Harsh self‑criticism like 'I never feel anything upon completion of projects.'
- Poor planning: Overlooks basic details, causing major errors (wrong filament size, missing SATA cables).
Your Simpsons character
Professor Frink
Professor Frink is the quintessential mad‑scientist nerd who constantly tinkers with gadgets, much like the user who says 'Spent months trying to find out why our custom 3D printer was not printing correctly only to see that the filament diameter was set to 3 mm instead of 1.75 mm in the slicer.' The user’s love of painful programming challenges – 'I use C++ because I am too masochistic to build a big project that works in Zig or Rust' – mirrors Frink’s obsession with over‑engineered inventions. Their cynical, self‑deprecating tone, exemplified by 'Man I love catastrophic memory leaks; I come across them rarely but they always put a smile on my face,' captures Frink’s frequent frustration when his experiments fail. Additionally, the bio’s 'On an eternal quest for NEETvana' reflects Frink’s perpetual pursuit of scientific glory despite lacking a conventional career path. Overall, the blend of high‑tech tinkering, masochistic coding, and bleak humor aligns best with Professor Frink.
Your MBTI personality Type
ISTP
"Spent months trying to find out why our custom 3D printer was not printing correctly only to see that the filament diameter was set to 3 mm instead of 1.75 mm" shows a solitary, detail‑oriented focus, indicating introversion and sensing. The frequent complaints about hardware specifics, such as "Why does it always seem that every time I need a SATA cable they disappear" and "I love catastrophic memory leaks; I come across them rarely but they always put a smile on my face," highlight a concrete, logical (S‑T) processing style. Their blunt, analytical tone in statements like "I use C++ because I am too masochistic to build a big project that works in Zig or Rust" reflects a thinking preference over feeling. Repeated admissions of never finishing projects – "never finish a project never finish a project..." – and an open‑ended, improvisational approach to work, as in "I need to start documenting why and how Arch breaks for me," point to a perceiving lifestyle. Altogether these patterns align best with the ISTP personality type.
Some pickup lines for you
- I heard you ran out of Zyns—how about we share a fresh one while I help you set your 3D printer’s filament to the right 1.75 mm and we watch the prints (and our chemistry) come to life?
- If you ever need a partner for your split‑keyboard builds, I’ll bring the MX switches and you bring the charm—let’s type out a love story in perfect keystroke harmony.
- I use C++ for masochistic fun, but I’d rather spend those painful debugging sessions with you, maybe in Zig or Rust, as long as we’re compiling a connection.
- When Arch breaks and the Nvidia driver crashes, think of me as the stable update that never freezes—your personal kernel patch for a smoother love.
- FreeCAD may never be as polished as KiCad, but sketching a blueprint for NEETvana together would be the ultimate design—let’s draft a future where we both run on caffeine and code.
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Your new Twitter bio
Hardware hacker, C++ masochist, 3D printing enthusiast (once printed a 3mm filament), aspiring academic, dodging corporate grind, perpetual tinkerer.– @StareAtCode247
Your signature cocktail
NEETvana Elixir
It captures the masochistic love for C++ from the tweet "I use C++ because I am too masochistic to build a big project that works in Zig or Rust." The coffee liqueur nods to the countless late‑night coding sessions like "I can taste the finish line." The absurdly bitter absinthe mirrors the "Man I love catastrophic memory leaks; I come across them rarely but they always put a smile on my face." The dash of orange bitters reflects the bitter frustration of "Spent months trying to find out why our custom 3D printer was not printing correctly only to see that the filament diameter was set to 3 mm instead of 1.75 mm in the slicer." Finally, a splash of cola represents the constant battle between Windows and Linux as in "Finally got Fusion working on Linux. Thank God for wine."
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
The user consistently displays ambition and a desire for personal advancement, as seen in tweets like "Another academic year, another round of me bashing my head through the gates of the CERN application process. I'll get in, eventually" and "If you give me $500 billion to colonise the solar system, I will spend the first $400 billion on blow and hookers." They also show a cunning, resource‑focused mindset, troubleshooting obscure issues such as "Spent months trying to find out why our custom 3D printer was not printing correctly only to see that the filament diameter was set to 3 mm instead of 1.75 mm in the slicer." Their self‑preserving attitude and readiness to exploit loopholes (e.g., preferring C++ despite difficulty: "I use C++ because I am too masochistic to build a big project that works in Zig or Rust") align with the core Slytherin traits of ambition, resourcefulness, and cleverness.
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Numb - Linkin Park
The song "Numb" by Linkin Park captures the user's sense of detachment and frustration with endless tinkering. A tweet says, "Shit, I think I completed a side project for once in my life. Don't feel anything as usual," reflecting the numbness expressed in the chorus. Another tweet, "It's finally over. The thesis is submitted... Now I can rest and return to the state of Adam in the Garden. Being a NEET," mirrors the lyric about feeling empty after achievement. The recurring theme of broken projects, like "Spent months trying to find out why our custom 3D printer was not printing correctly only to see that the filament diameter was set to 3 mm instead of 1.75 mm in the slicer," aligns with the frustration in the line "I've become so numb..." Finally, the self‑deprecating humor in "Man I love catastrophic memory leaks; I come across them rarely but they always put a smile on my face" matches the song's tone of resigned bitterness.
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