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Starkian's personality and actions resonate with Sideshow Bob, the Simpsons' recurring villain. Like Bob, Starkian is a cunning and ambitious individual who often schemes to gain power and influence. He is also known for his elaborate plans and his tendency to be overly confident in his own intelligence, as seen in his 'Radical Centrist Platform' and his frequent criticism of others. While Bob's schemes often backfire, Starkian's ambition and desire for social change are undeniable.

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Radical Centrist | Theosophical Tribalist | Neoplatonist | Alchemist | Exploring the intersection of culture, politics, and technology.– @Starkian7789

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While Starkian might seem like a Gryffindor at first glance, due to his boldness and outspoken nature, his ambition, cunning, and focus on power dynamics make him a perfect fit for Slytherin. He often uses his platform to express his views on social hierarchy, 'the poor woman will obsessively fellate you, the middle class woman will have coitus but be stingy about fellations, the rich woman will just have you go down on her', and power structures, 'this is why elites won't allow for a no strings attached ubi'. He also exhibits a strong desire for influence and control, as seen in his 'Radical Centrist Platform' and his interest in 'right-wing multiculturalism'. These traits align with the values of Slytherin, which prioritizes ambition, resourcefulness, and a desire for power.

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This song's melancholic tone and themes of alienation and societal disconnect reflect Starkian's frequent discussions about social classes, 'the poor woman will obsessively fellate you, the middle class woman will have coitus but be stingy about fellations, the rich woman will just have you go down on her', and his criticism of 'hyper conformist' middle class. The song's exploration of the loneliness and despair that can arise from feeling disconnected from society aligns with Starkian's views on the breakdown of social relations and his desire for a 'radical centrist' solution.

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