Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Politeness: Alice consistently greets her followers with “Boa noite amigos” and uses “Muito obrigada” when receiving compliments.
- Self-Awareness: She acknowledges her personal struggles, noting she has “auto estima abaixo da média” and is considering a “psicólogo” for diagnosis.
- Critical Thinking: She provides nuanced critiques of industries, such as analyzing “Phill Spencer” and the downfall of the Watch Dogs franchise.
- Ambitious Learner: She expresses a genuine desire to develop professional skills, specifically stating “Edição de vídeo é algo que sempre quis aprender”.
- Honesty: Alice is transparent about her feelings, admitting she “não gosto de ficar sozinha” because it leads to negative thoughts.
Weaknesses:
- Self-Criticism: She admits to being overly hard on herself, stating “me culpo muito por tudo” even when trying to change.
- Pessimistic Outlook: She often anticipates the worst, labeling an upcoming Saturday as the “pior dia de maio” before it happens.
- Short Temper: Alice frequently uses aggressive language when frustrated, such as “Eu odeio a Microsoft vai toma no cu”.
- Social Insecurity: She expresses deep-seated insecurities regarding her height, mentioning she “não amo ser baixinha” due to past school experiences.
- Avoidant Behavior: She struggles with follow-through on commitments, admitting she doesn't like to promise because “sei que não consigo fazer muitas das coisas”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Like Lisa, Alice is a thoughtful, slightly cynical intellectual who feels like an outsider in her environment, often expressing a deep love for cult media and music like David Bowie. She shares Lisa's moral compass and frustration with corporate greed, seen when she says “Eu odeio a Microsoft vai toma no cu” regarding studio closures. Despite her sharp critiques of games and films, she possesses a vulnerable side, admitting to low self-esteem and a fear of loneliness: “sempre que tô sozinha eu penso em merda sobre mim já que não tem nada pra distrair a cabeça”. Ultimately, her mix of high-brow references, social awareness, and personal insecurities perfectly mirrors the Lisa Lionheart spirit.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
Alice exhibits strong Introversion (I), explicitly stating she has “low self-esteem” and prefers solitary distractions to avoid “thinking bad things about myself” when alone. Her Intuition (N) is visible through her interest in abstract concepts like “crepepastas” she invented and her appreciation for David Bowie's surreal role as Nikola Tesla. The Feeling (F) trait dominates her tweets, as she focuses on emotional authenticity, admitting she is “cliché and cringe” regarding her values and expresses deep empathy for others' suffering, such as the “abuse of a child actress”. Finally, her Perceiving (P) nature is reflected in her spontaneous, varied interests in gaming and cinema, as well as her struggle with organized tasks like “making a good form” or keeping her controllers in working order.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you Nikola Tesla in a Christopher Nolan movie? Because seeing you feels like a David Bowie cameo—absolutely impossible to take seriously how beautiful you are.
- I promise I’m nothing like a Ubisoft franchise; I won't start with a great premise and then mess up the execution like Watch Dogs.
- If life is a game of Mortal Kombat, you definitely made the grade—I’d never press 'skip' on a cutscene with you in it.
- Are you a high-quality video edit? Because even if the course is expensive, I’m willing to invest all my time into learning everything about you.
- I know you prefer company over being alone to keep the bad thoughts away, so how about we grab some non-cooked fruit and talk about why Lego Batman 1 is the goat?
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Gaming enthusiast and tech critic with a soft spot for David Bowie. Ask me why Planet of the Apes is the best trilogy and why PDF forms are my villain origin story.– @Starless_Alice
Your signature cocktail
Ground Control to Planet of the Apes
This cocktail captures Alice’s mix of nostalgic gaming passion and sharp industry criticism. The dark base reflects her mood when she says “Eu odeio a Microsoft vai toma no cu”, while the bright blue accents her love for 'peak' media like the Planet of the Apes trilogy, which she called “a melhor desde Senhor dos Anéis”. The drink is experimental and slightly bitter, mirroring her honesty about mental health and her “auto estima abaixo da média”, yet it finishes with a bubbly energy that matches her frequent “Boa noite amigos 👊” greetings. It’s a drink for someone living in 'Abbey Road' but dreaming of “HRT feito e longe da casa dos meus pais”.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
Alice demonstrates a classic Hufflepuff temperament through her consistent kindness and emphasis on community, often greeting her followers with “Boa noite amigos mutuals” and offering genuine support like “Melhoras🙏🙏”. She values emotional honesty and companionship, admitting “I don't like being alone... I always think bad things about myself since there's nothing to distract my head”. Her strong moral compass is evident when she condemns the mistreatment of a child actress, stating her mother “left her without eating, physically abused her” and forced her to hide it. Despite expressing low self-esteem, she remains humble and appreciative of others, telling a follower “you are also very cool :)”. Her grounded nature and desire for a peaceful future away from conflict align perfectly with the House of the Badger.
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Your song
Space Oddity - David Bowie
Alice’s profile is deeply anchored in David Bowie’s persona, as her bio directly quotes Space Oddity with “This is Ground Control to Major Tom You've really made the grade”. Her appreciation for the artist extends to cinema, where she notes it is “impossible to take seriously that there is a Nolan film where David Bowie plays Nikola Tesla”. The song’s theme of isolation and being adrift in space mirrors her personal reflections on loneliness, as she admits, “I don't like being alone, whenever I'm alone I think shit about myself”. Furthermore, her hope for the future involves “HRT done and far from my parents' house”, capturing the same yearning for a transformative journey found in the lyrics. This classic track perfectly encapsulates her blend of geek culture, artistic admiration, and the melancholy of navigating her own personal 'orbit'.
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