Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Emotionally honest: Openly shares mental state and urges, like “my skin yearns to be open i will start ripping my skin from the edges” and “i need to let it out i need to let it out i need to let it out”.
- Self-aware: Recognizes patterns in gender and trauma, e.g. “i feel like every but also no gender all at once” and “why does my trauma always have to be some sort of joke to me”.
- Humorous: Uses dark and goofy humor to express feelings, like “im. in my smoking hot box nd i js farted😓😢” and “hey babe i jus got mugged and i need money for granola bars 😢”.
- Affectionate friend: Cares about moots and friends, as in “i love having moots with different timezones” and boosting others like “EVERYONE GO FOLLOW FAVOOMF RN OR ILL SHOOT U.”.
- Identity-proud: Shares and celebrates identity milestones, e.g. “GUYS IM OFFICALLY ON T WHOOSOSODOOSOSAOAOAOAO” and “oh turns out thats a thing EHOA IM APANGENDER”.
Weaknesses:
- Self-harm urges: Frequent fixation on cutting and blades, like “i want my kai razors so bad i gen fantasize about cutting” and “I WANT MY BLADEDDDDSSDSS”.
- Compulsive picking: Struggles with skin/hair picking, as shown in “my skin yearns to be open i will start ripping my skin from the edges”, “i cant stop pickinggg its always smth and rn its too many”, and “i took off my nails so i could stop picking but it jus made it worse”.
- Substance reliance: Leans on weed and drugs to cope, e.g. “i need a smoke so bad i need to chillax”, “so exited to got to my brothers to smoke weed so i can walk home while smoking weed”, and “can somekne send me 50$ i want frugs 😢”.
- Impulsive behavior: Makes risky or sudden choices, like piercing their nose at home in “lowk having the urge to pierce my nose should iiii” followed by “whoa the piercing dint hurt at alll but the jewlery did”, and spending all their money in “total on aliexpress was exact same as my bank account balance so i lowkirk spent all my money”.
- Volatile anger: Shows intense, explosive frustration toward others and systems, like “IM GOING TO START RIPPING MY HAIR OUT AGAIN I FUCKING HATE HIM SO MUCH”, “im so done w greg get out of my house”, and “WHAT THE FUCK IS THE AMERICAN ANTHEM… WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU DUMMIES AND YOUR FUCKED ASS COUNTRY”.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
Their mix of chaotic humor, rebellion, and underlying pain feels closest to Bart Simpson. Like Bart, they act out and lean into dark jokes and antics, from impulsive body mods like piercing their own nose (“lowk having the urge to pierce my nose should iiii”) to gleefully posting about smoking and weed (“so exited to got to my brothers to smoke weed so i can walk home while smoking weed”). They show open defiance and anger at adults in their life, especially Greg (“IM GOING TO START RIPPING OUT MY HAIR AGAIN CANT U CATCH A FUCKING HINT ITS 7 AM I DONT WANNA TALK RN.”), much like Bart’s volatile relationship with authority figures. At the same time, the repeated references to self-harm urges and skin-picking (“my skin yearns to be open i will start ripping my skin from the edges”, “i want my kai razors so bad i gen fantasize about cutting”) suggest a kid using chaos and jokes to cope with serious distress, which parallels Bart’s more vulnerable moments beneath his prankster persona. Their loud, meme-y self-confidence (“im so #pretty #cant stop posting my face”) also echoes Bart’s brash, attention-grabbing style.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean Introvert (I): most activities are solitary (bedrotting, smoking alone, venting) and they often feel overwhelmed by others, e.g. “IM GOING TO START RIPPING OUT MY HAIR AGAIN CANT U CATCH A FUCKING HINT ITS 7 AM I DONT WANNA TALK RN.” and “alr super overstimulated to the point of being gen angry and the kid next door js had to scream cry rn like srsly now??”. They show strong Intuition (N) through focus on identity, labels, and meaning rather than concrete facts, e.g. “i feel like every but also no gender all at once” and their excitement at discovering apangender: “oh turns out thats a thing EHOA IM APANGENDER”. Their decision-making is clearly Feeling (F)-oriented, prioritizing emotional experience and values, as seen in tweets like “why does my trauma always have to be some sort of joke to me why cant i be serious ab shit that seriously messed me up i js wanna be vulnerable for once again” and the anger rooted in feeling disrespected or unsafe around Greg, e.g. “im so done w greg get out of my house”. Finally, they are strongly Perceiving (P): impulsive nose piercings and spending, last-minute decisions, and disorganized coping behaviors (self-harm urges, hair pulling, picking) show low structure, as in “total on aliexpress was exact same as my bank account balance so i lowkirk spent all my money” and “lowk having the urge to pierce my nose should iiii” followed quickly by actually doing it: “whoa the piercing dint hurt at alll but the jewlery did now i have to do the other side bcz i luv symmetry”. Overall, the intense inner emotional life, identity focus, idealistic values, and chaotic spontaneity align most closely with INFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said your skin doesn’t feel like yours and it ‘yearns to be open’ — if you ever wanna redirect that chaos, we could just open packages together instead. I’ll even time my deliveries so you get maximum dopamine with minimal bean damage.
- You’re counting down the ‘38 more days till I’m 16’ like it’s a season finale — when it finally drops, can I be the guest star who brings you cold chicken nuggets and blue lighters like a romantic side quest?
- Honestly, anyone who can free-bleed for three hours, pierce their own nose, AND still curate a Garfield shrine has main-character energy. I don’t wanna fix you, I just wanna be the recurring himbo who thanks the bus driver beside you.
- You said your ‘smoking hot box’ got ruined by a fart — statistically speaking, if we hotboxed together, the chance of mutual embarrassment doubles, but so does the chance we end up laughing so hard you forget Greg exists for a few minutes.
- You’re on T, addicted to those specific blue lighters, and fantasizing about mountains and kai razors — have you considered adding ‘mysterious little guy who brings snacks, weed for Monday lunch anxiety, and doesn’t eat your safe food’ to your loadout? I volunteer as tribute.
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Your new Twitter bio
15 • apangender | aroaceflux • Garfield enthusiast on T, surviving school, cramps & traffic. Once pierced my nose then puked—still here, still trying.– @starlightlynxxx
Your signature cocktail
Garfield’s Free-Bleed Fizz
This chaotic little drink is powered by blood orange soda, because they’re forever complaining about their period and free bleeding — see “ive been free bleeding for 3 hours 🥰” and “i hate my period i bleed through gen everything”. A shot of overproof rum channels the raw, unfiltered intensity of “IM GOING TO START RIPPING MY HAIR OUT AGAIN I FUCKING HATE HIM SO MUCH” and their need to knock the edge off with weed and smokes like “i need a smoke so bad i need to chillax”. The dash of bitters stands in for the trauma jokes and simmering resentment in “why does my trauma always have to be some sort of joke to me” and the Greg rants like “im so done w greg get out of my house”. Cherry syrup drizzle adds a sweet, bright streak for their self-love and vanity moments like “im so #pretty #cant stop posting my face” and the excitement of “GUYS IM OFFICALLY ON T WHOOSOSODOOSOSAOAOAOAO”. Finally, the crushed ice with a sugared rim is for their crunchy, overstimulated, sensory world and aesthetic setup in “acc js look at my general setup” and their Garfield obsession in “do u guys like my garfield shrine”, turning all that mess into something sharp, pretty, and dangerously drinkable.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
Their dominant traits are impulsiveness, intensity, and emotional bravery, which align most with Gryffindor. They repeatedly act on sudden urges even when there might be consequences, like deciding to pierce their own nose and then worrying about their mom’s reaction, joking that they can say “would you rather me cut myself?”, and admitting they’re “a bad boy” for choosing a larger size shirt in “im a bad boy i got a large instead of a medium”. Their timeline is full of raw, unfiltered emotional outbursts where they openly confront people and situations that upset them, such as “IM GOING TO START RIPPING MY HAIR OUT AGAIN I FUCKING HATE HIM SO MUCH” and “im so done w greg get out of my house”, showing a tendency to stand up for themselves even if it’s messy. They also show a kind of reckless courage around self-harm and pain, saying “my skin yearns to be open i will start ripping my skin from the edges” and fantasizing about cutting in “i want my kai razors so bad i gen fantasize about cutting”; while unhealthy, this reveals a lack of fear of intense experiences rather than a cautious, self-preserving mindset. Even their humor is bold and confrontational, like threatening their followers with “EVERYONE GO FOLLOW FAVOOMF RN OR ILL SHOOT U.” and ranting about the U.S. anthem in “WHAT THE FUCK IS THE AMERICAN ANTHEM… no hate to my american moots i js hate ur country”, which fits Gryffindor’s loud, opinionated, and fiery nature more than the subtler strategies of Slytherin, the studiousness of Ravenclaw, or the steady gentleness of Hufflepuff.
Your movie
Your song
I Wanna Be Sedated - Ramones
A punk classic like I Wanna Be Sedated fits their raw, chaotic venting and constant urge to escape overstimulation and stress. They repeatedly mention needing substances or pain to cope, like “can somekne send me 50$ i want frugs 😢”, “i need a smoke so bad i need to chillax”, and “my skin yearns to be open i will start ripping my skin from the edges”, which echoes the song’s desperate desire to be numbed. The constant sensory overload and frustration in tweets like “alr super overstimulated to the point of being gen angry” and “IM GOING TO START RIPPING MY HAIR OUT AGAIN I FUCKING HATE HIM SO MUCH” resonate with the song’s fast, relentless energy. Even their dark humor and self-directed chaos — for example “im. in my smoking hot box nd i js farted😓😢” and “wait if my mom gets mad i can js say ‘would you rather me cut myself?’” — match the Ramones’ bratty, nihilistic vibe. Underneath the jokes and noise, there’s a clear wish to escape pain and constant mental turmoil, exactly the emotional core of I Wanna Be Sedated.
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