
Strengths and Weaknesses

Your Simpsons character
They’re most like Lisa Simpson: smart, emotionally intense, and hyper-aware of injustice, but also deeply self-critical. Like Lisa calling out unfairness at school, this user repeatedly confronts racism and bigotry, e.g. “just call me a slur atp oh wait that did happen im so tired of people being racist towards me it’s not funny makes me wanna throw hands.” and “edtwt stop being racist challenge impossible.”. They’re very reflective about mental illness culture, criticizing how others treat eating disorders and interaction bait, as in “there’s a phenomenon of interaction bait accounts on here with checks marks and it’s really insulting to everyone who’s suffering on here.” and “we’re just saying bs now wtf is a ‘normal ed’ ???”. At the same time, they struggle with loneliness and intense feelings, similar to Lisa’s episodes of isolation: “i feel so lonely but i don’t have the mental capacity to make new friends im so not okay this just makes me feel worse.”. Their combination of moral outrage, introspection, and vulnerability about their body and emotions fits Lisa more than any of the other main characters.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Introvert over Extrovert: most tweets describe feeling lonely or detached at school and struggling to connect, like “i feel so lonely but i don’t have the mental capacity to make new friends im so not okay this just makes me feel worse.” and “this is my second year at this school and i barely remember anyone’s name.”, which suggests social withdrawal and a rich inner world rather than active socializing. They read as iNtuitive rather than Sensing because they often turn experiences into broader commentary and metaphors about edtwt culture and mental illness, e.g. “how yall treat anorexia is starting to make me think we in a cult.” and “there’s a phenomenon of interaction bait accounts on here with checks marks and it’s really insulting to everyone who’s suffering on here.”. Their values and reactions are strongly Feeling: they are intensely empathetic, easily hurt, and focused on emotional impact and fairness, shown in tweets like “people ask me why i get close with folks easily little did they know i would love someone till the day that i die 🙂 and would wait my whole life for them” and their anger about racism such as “just call me a slur atp oh wait that did happen im so tired of people being racist towards me it’s not funny makes me wanna throw hands.”. Finally, they fit Perceiving more than Judging: their life feels chaotic, impulsive, and mood-driven rather than structured, with sudden fasts and self-punishing decisions like “i’m so ugly i hate how disgusting my side profile looks im starving for 100 hours ill try.” and academic burnout like “i’m so not planning on scoring high in these finals i already scored high in everything IM TOO MENTALLY DRAINED FOR TS💔💔💔.”. The combination of intense internal emotional life, idealistic commentary about fairness on edtwt, strong attachment in relationships, and disorganized, reactive behavior aligns best with INFP.

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16 • fr/eng • part-time cat feeder, full-time overthinker. Once did someone’s laundry to make a friend—still recovering from that level of dedication.– @starlightzpo

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White rum stands in for the unexpectedly intense, chaotic energy of edtwt and fasting, like when they post “20 hours into this fast and i dont feel hungry at all.”. Bitter-sour grapefruit juice reflects their self-hating body talk and dysmorphia in tweets like “i feel like a pig.” and the desperate chant “FLAT STOMACH FLAT STOMACH FLAT STOMACH...”. Sparkling water mirrors their restless, hyper-online fizz and dramatics about school, crushes, and friends, such as “school is so fucking boring...the only thing that kinda cheers me up is when i get to see him for like 3 seconds”. Rose syrup adds a soft, romantic sweetness for how intensely they attach to people, like “if i love you i do truly.”. A pinch of sea salt captures their tears, rage, and hurt over racism and being fetishized, echoing “just call me a slur atp... i’m so tired of people being racist towards me” and “these men aren’t even hiding their anorexia fetishes.”. This cocktail is light and bubbly at first sip, but hits harder the longer you sit with it—just like scrolling their timeline.

Your Hogwarts House
They show intense loyalty and attachment to people they care about, a core Hufflepuff trait. For example, they describe how deeply they love and stay devoted to others in “people ask me why i get close with folks easily little did they know i would love someone till the day that i die 🙂 and would wait my whole life for them idc if it’s lover or friend if i love you i do truly.” and reaffirm it with “i only love two people at the moment. i’ll love you till death do us part .”. Their kindness toward animals, like “i fed the cats next to the supermarket close to my school cutest baby.”, further highlights a caring, soft-hearted side. They consistently demand fairness and call out racism and exploitation, as in “edtwt stop being racist challenge impossible.” and “can yall stop posting interaction bait with other peoples photos… they literally didn’t consent to this bs you are weird.”. Even while suffering, they show concern for others’ wellbeing when they warn, “DONT PURGE YALL MY HEAD HURTS AND THOAT BURNS .”. Altogether, their defining qualities are loyalty, protectiveness, and a strong sense of fairness rather than the ambition of Slytherin, the academic focus of Ravenclaw, or the classic heroism of Gryffindor.

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A well‑suited song is Control by Halsey, because it captures feeling possessed by your own mind and disorders while still being self-aware and angry about it. You talk about your ED like a character in your life, calling yourself “best ana 🤍” and joking about being “best friends with anorexia” in “the concept of being best friends with anorexia.” The song’s themes of fear, spiraling, and not feeling in control of your body and thoughts echo posts like “it’s actually getting worse omg i feel scared rn ok” and “i’m so fucking scared i feel like something bad is about to happen.” At the same time, there’s a mix of vulnerability and dark humor in tweets like “how much do nikola’s pilates burn does anyone know.” and “when the fast making you faint but you gotta tell the entirety of edtwt.” that fits Halsey’s dramatic, confessional style. The sense of being hurt by others and their racism, like “just call me a slur atp oh wait that did happen im so tired of people being racist towards me”, also matches the song’s anger at the world and feeling monstrously misunderstood.

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