Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Witty humor: Uses sharp, self-aware jokes like “sorry i ignored your messages babe im just really focused on this eating disorder at the moment” and “top 10 ed cannon events: purging then binging again 5 minutes later”.
- Emotional honesty: Openly shares difficult feelings in tweets like “i feel disgusting” and “siri how to stop feeling like an ugly fat fucking chud all the time”.
- Community oriented: Actively seeks and builds connections on edtwt, e.g. “vegans and vegetarians of #edtwt moot me up” and appreciating shared mutuals in “i love how everyone on edtwt is connected…”.
- Creative expression: Inventive phrases and concepts like “what yall know about snusorexia” and the funny chain in “snus blueberry slushie summer tan honeymoon phase reaching ugw retweet if you orgasmed”.
- Passionate fandom: Shows consistent enthusiasm for F1 and celebrities in tweets like “lewis hamilton is my best friend” and “LN1 B2B WDC”.
Weaknesses:
- Self-destructive eating: Frequently glorifies extreme restriction and low BMI, e.g. “i’m not having over 1000 calories this february trust 🔥🔥” and “i like me emaciated”.
- Body fixation: Obsessed with weight and appearance in tweets like “being bmi 16 and looking bmi 20” and “literally 1 (one) kg away from my gw since i was 10 WE GOT THIS GUYS”.
- Substance reliance: Leans on nicotine, weed, and pills for coping, e.g. “you need to quit nicotine” literally why would i quit the only thing that makes my life worth it atm…, “the sleeping pills don’t work anymore did i max out my thug status”, and “mama wants weed”.
- Negative self-image: Describes self harshly in tweets like “siri how to stop feeling like an ugly fat fucking chud all the time” and “i’m one meal away from looking like i have a really good personality and kind smile”.
- Romantic overdependence: Admits strong emotional dependence on partner in “it has to be studied how emotionally dependant i am on a man who barely interacts with me #ihatemybf” and frustration around their body vs his in “my boyfriend is so waist and ass goals it genuinely pisses me off…”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
The best match is Lisa Simpson: smart, hyper-verbal, politically aware, and struggling under the weight of her own brain and emotions. Like Lisa, this user mixes genuine social/political opinions with self-deprecating humor, e.g. blaming things on larger issues in a half-joking way: “whenever i break my fast too early or eat too much i just blame it on israel” and “every time i binge i blame israel”. They’re introspective and insecure about appearance and being “special”, much like Lisa feeling overshadowed or not good enough: “siri how to stop feeling like an ugly fat fucking chud all the time” and “can everyone start getting fat again pls? guys it’s okay to be fat! bring back fat acceptance!! skinny is mainstream!!! let me be special again”. There’s also Lisa-like moral conflict and overthinking around health and identity in the ED/pro-recovery tension: “moon’s #edtwt intro! … ednos🪽 … ★ pro recovery” versus tweets like “i’m no longer searching for love, my goal is to become as skinny as humanely possible”. Finally, their vegetarianism and affection for animals (cats) strongly echo Lisa: “she/her, vegetarian, ednos🪽” and “my cat throws up whenever she eats THAT’S TWIN”.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They lean Extraverted: they constantly interact with online communities, seek moots, and openly overshare thoughts and feelings, e.g. calling for connections on edtwt and F1twt in their intro “moon’s #edtwt intro! :3 … — ★ pro recovery ↻ & ♡︎ to be moots .ᐟ 🤍” and joking about social dynamics like “i hate when people ask you to be moots and don’t follow back like ok just saw you wanna see me dead on the side of the road”. Their style is clearly iNtuitive, focused on patterns, symbolism, and exaggerated, conceptual humor rather than concrete detail, such as “the lioness does not concern herself with the amount of binges she’s had recently” and surreal quips like “just gleep and glorp bro”. They are strongly Feeling: their tweets center emotional validation, relationships, and self-worth (“i’m one meal away from looking like i have a really good personality and kind smile”](https://x.com/starmansband/status/2021453545455935970) and “it has to be studied how emotionally dependant i am on a man who barely interacts with me #ihatemybf”), and they frame things in terms of hurt, affection, and aesthetic rather than logic. Finally, they read as Perceiving: their life feels chaotic, impulsive, and anti-structured—swinging between fasting goals and binges (“i’m not having over 1000 calories this february trust 🔥🔥” then joking about overeating in multiple posts), and making spontaneous, dramatic statements like “sorry i ignored your messages babe im just really focused on this eating disorder at the moment”. The overall combination—dramatic oversharing, emotional intensity, dark-comedic romanticizing, and scattered, flexible behavior—fits ENFP more than other types.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said you’re ‘one meal away from looking like you have a really good personality and kind smile’—if that meal is yoghurt, I’ll bring a whole fridge and let your personality and smile fight over which one I fall for first.
- You blaming every binge on Israel, calculating calories on your Notes app, and still tweeting ‘LN1 B2B WDC’… I think the real three-letter obsession you’ve got is L-O-V-E—specifically, with a delulu F1 and edtwt enjoyer like me.
- You don’t need protein because you’re ‘pure of heart’, you live off yoghurt, Monster, and nicotine, and your cat throws up whenever she eats—at this point I’m just trying to be the only thing in your life that doesn’t upset your stomach or your calorie tracker.
- You said you could never be an F1 driver because they weigh them in front of everyone, but I promise if we were on the grid together, the only number I’d care about is the one in your @ and how often it shows up in my notifications.
- You’re manifesting ‘snus, blueberry slushie, summer tan, honeymoon phase, reaching UGW’—how about we compromise: keep the snus and the yoghurt, skip the self-destruction, and I’ll handle the honeymoon phase by taking you on an aggressively romantic grocery run.
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Your new Twitter bio
Vegetarian F1 nerd, chronic overthinker, and yoghurt enthusiast. Once budgeted 1,000 calories for a whole month and called it “ambition.”– @starmansband
Your signature cocktail
Moonlight Snusorexia Spritz
Moonlight Snusorexia Spritz is a chaotic, skinny-legend spritz: light in texture but secretly strong, just like being "literally 1 (one) kg away from my gw since i was 10" while insisting “i’m no longer searching for love, my goal is to become as skinny as humanely possible”. The mixed berry–blueberry vodka nods to their nicotine romance in “mixed berry vape optimal for fiber intake, snus optimal for mental clarity” and “what yall know about snusorexia”. A tangy Greek yoghurt–honey foam on top honours their broke-girl staple from “why does yoghurt have to be so expensive like you guys knew it’s the only thing i eat and you did ts??” and their DIY cheesecake in “it’s basically low fat yoghurt, a dark chocolate oat bar, and honey all mixed together”. The diet cola–espresso reduction captures the wired, half-feral nights of “surviving off of monster and diet coke” and “the sleeping pills don’t work anymore did i max out my thug status”. Passionfruit–dark chocolate syrup twists in as a sweet-bitter reminder of “passionfruit mochi is a natural laxative…” and their hatred of nuts in chocolate in “why tf would you put almonds or hazelnuts in MY dark chocolate”. Finally, a salty lemon mist over the glass gives F1-pitlane drama and emotional damage shimmer for the girl who tweets “it has to be studied how emotionally dependant i am on a man who barely interacts with me” while worshipping “lewis hamilton is my best friend”.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
They consistently show a hyper‑competitive, status-focused mindset that fits Slytherin. For instance, they tie their self-worth to being skinnier than others and even joke that “if you are skinnier or smarter than me you are my oppressor and you owe me reparations”, and they openly admit they’re “no longer searching for love” because their “goal is to become as skinny as humanely possible” in this tweet, which is extreme, single-minded ambition. They also frame other people’s bodies as competition and want to be “special again” when they say “can everyone start getting fat again pls? ... let me be special again why is everyone competing and losing weight”, revealing a desire to stand out and maintain an edge. They’re highly resourceful and willing to use whatever tools are available—vapes, snus, sleeping pills, even joking about Mounjaro/Retatrutide—to control their body and mood as in “mixed berry vape optimal for fiber intake, snus optimal for mental clarity” and “the second i have my own money im hopping on mounjaro/reta 🥹✌️”. Their humor is sharp, cynical, and often darkly self-preserving, like blaming binges on external factors in “every time i binge i blame israel”, which signals a defensive, strategic way of coping. While there are flashes of warmth and community, the dominant traits—ambition to transform themselves at any cost, competitiveness, and clever self-preservation—align most strongly with Slytherin.
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Your song
Supercut - Lorde
Lorde’s Supercut fits them because it mixes self-aware romanticizing with heartbreak and obsession, just like their "chronic romanticiser🪻" bio and tweets about attachment, like “it has to be studied how emotionally dependant i am on a man who barely interacts with me #ihatemybf”. The song’s frantic, anxious energy mirrors their oscillation between humor and genuine distress, seen in posts like “siri how to stop feeling like an ugly fat fucking chud all the time” and “when someone tries talking to me but i haven’t eaten a proper meal in 2 weeks, surviving off of monster and diet coke”. Supercut is also about replaying idealized versions of yourself and relationships, which matches their fixation on body image and thinspo, such as “i’m no longer searching for love, my goal is to become as skinny as humanely possible”. The mix of F1 stanning, late-night chaos, and dark humor around pain echoes the song’s glossy, upbeat production over something much sadder underneath, like “sorry i ignored your messages babe im just really focused on this eating disorder at the moment”. Overall, Supercut captures their blend of terminally online humor, self-destructiveness, and intense, cinematic feelings.
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