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They most closely resemble Lisa Simpson: sharp, politically aware, and very willing to over-explain when something is factually wrong. They get pedantic about wording and translation in a very Lisa way, like when they complain about cattle terminology and weapon names in games, for example in “Got pedantic about cattle terminology and ended up in the most Dankovsky exchange i've had in a while” and “I've been obsessively correcting people about that the official translation for hengdao in wwm is horizontal blade, only for netease to fuck me over and change it to heng blade, making me seem insane again”. Their timeline is full of earnest but sardonic political concern—US fascism, Swedish foreign policy, media literacy about statistics—like in “It's driving me slightly insane how much of the fascism in the US right now barely feels ideological beyond a vague sense of edgy posting” and “'faced financial problems' here does mean 'missed a payment on something else' and does not in any way indicate a recurring problem”, which mirrors Lisa’s mix of moral seriousness and exasperation. They’re also deeply into media analysis and narrative structure, such as critiquing game mechanics and fan discourse in posts like “Sometimes I think I overestimate the damage youtuber's have done to Pathologic discussion and then someone goes 'P1 and P2 are the same story' and I realize I don't hate them enough” and “Pretending media consumption is a form of activism or in any way a political decision is honestly kind of embarassing”, which is extremely Lisa-coded media criticism. Finally, the sense of feeling slightly out of step with their own culture—like in “the worst part about speaking to other swedes online is that i do not speak normal casual Swedish”—fits Lisa’s recurring theme of being a bit too intense and thoughtful for the environment around her while still clearly caring about people and art.

Your MBTI personality Type
They read as strongly introverted: most activities are solitary or online (gaming, films, surveys), and even their social commentary is about distance and boundaries, e.g. telling people “you can just block the annoying teenagers on this website, you don't have to qrt them” and joking about becoming "Belkan" over control schemes in a niche game, which suggests limited appetite for broad social engagement. Their focus is clearly intuitive: they constantly abstract from specifics to patterns or concepts, such as using Pathologic 3 mechanics to talk about structural tension (“the loss of The Hobo Economy™ is the biggest thing”) and turning a translation nitpick into a meta‑point about how perception of them changes (“making me seem insane again”). They lean Thinking over Feeling through analytical, often cutting commentary, like dissecting survey methodology and data presentation (“this data is bad because it doesn't accurately show that the problem is much worse than it is”) and dismissing fan demands with the blunt claim that “Fans are dumb creatures who only want what they know already and should be ignored at all times.”. Their tone is dry and sardonic rather than conciliatory, even on political or personal topics, e.g. “Pretending media consumption is a form of activism or in any way a political decision is honestly kind of embarassing”. Judging is evident in their preference for structure, standards, and planning: they complain about Twitch ad cadence as making the platform unusable (“why the fuck would i tune in to that?”), criticize games when design deviates from what they see as coherent systems (“I really hope AC8 ships without 'Novice' controls”), and get "feeling myself age" emailing a news editor to correct errors (“Feeling myself age immensely as I email a news editor with an error in the reporting”). Taken together—introverted, pattern‑focused, analytical, and standards‑driven—their online persona best matches INTJ.

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Pollster by day, Pathologic & survival horror brainrot by night. Swedish, she/they. Once emailed a news editor mid-doomscroll to fix their stats.– @StarOfTheSixth

Your signature cocktail
This drink starts with aquavit, nodding to their Swedish roots and jokes about cultural exports like “Chicagoans think they invented brännvin because they drink malört”. The strong black coffee reflects their chronically online, slightly exhausted media-brain energy, from emailing editors to correct errors to grumbling about US law names in “Anytime I look into US legal stuff I'm annoyed at how much they love to do spiffy names for their laws”. Cloudberry liqueur adds a rare, tart sweetness for the softer moments, like affectionately posting “I love my boys” and cat photos. A dash of saline represents their salty, corrective pedant streak, from cattle terminology and translations to “Sometimes I think I overestimate the damage youtuber's have done to Pathologic discussion”. Finally, the smoked citrus peel captures their love of bleak, artsy games and politics-infused posting, the same vibe as lamenting the loss of the Hobo Economy™ in “I think the loss of The Hobo Economy™ is the biggest thing” and coining terms like “Seeing more and more people say 'parasocialism' instead of 'parasociality'”, giving the cocktail a sharp, lingering finish.

Your Hogwarts House
Their timeline is dominated by analysis, pedantry, and media dissection in a way that screams Ravenclaw. They relish precise terminology and translation accuracy, as seen when they complain that Netease changed an in-game term and made them "seem insane again" for insisting on the official translation of hengdao as "horizontal blade" in “I've been obsessively correcting people about that the official translation for hengdao in wwm is horizontal blade, only for netease to fuck me over and change it to heng blade, making me seem insane again”. They also focus on methodology and data presentation, critiquing survey interpretation and how statistics are framed in “'faced financial problems' here does mean 'missed a payment on something else' and does not in any way indicate a recurring problem And it's down from 19% last year.” and in their breakdown of how Alan Wake 2 makes them feel like they have fewer flashlight charges despite the math in “Alan Wake 2 has one of the most obvious examples of how data presentation matters i've seen in a while... I'm feeling like I have far less flashlight charges than i do pistol ammo but in reality it's the same amount”. They habitually nitpick arguments and discourse structures rather than just the conclusions, e.g. their critique of people treating "basic gameplay" and "player choices" as separate in “There is a really interesting disconnect here by treating 'basic gameplay' and 'player choices' as separated concepts. Almost self induced ludonarrative disonnance?”. Even their joking reference to using Umineko’s "turn the chessboard" as a real-life problem solving tool in “every so often since i read Umineko i'll find myself solving a problem by 'turning the chessboard' and i get this awful feeling like i spent the 150 hours reading that and all i got out of it was a self help book tip” shows a mind that instinctively analyzes from multiple angles. While they clearly have strong political and moral stances, the dominant throughline is an intellectual, critical, and often wryly humorous engagement with systems, language, and media—classic Ravenclaw traits.

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Radiohead’s Paranoid Android fits them as a blend of caustic observation, political anxiety, and nerdy, slightly unhinged intensity. Their timeline constantly oscillates between sharp cultural/media critique and genuine distress, like when they say “It's driving me slightly insane how much of the fascism in the US right now barely feels ideological beyond a vague sense of edgy posting” and “I love opening the news and seeing my country is now directly at threat by the US”. The song’s fragmented structure mirrors how they bounce from games discourse to politics to personal moments, e.g. “increasingly starting to feel like the 'I try not to think about it' guy from Children of Men ngl” and “Feeling myself age immensely as I email a news editor with an error in the reporting”. Its mix of bitterness and vulnerability also matches posts like “one of the funniest things about this accursed site is the automated anti self harm messages... it's fully allowed to harass someone into the grave” and their exhaustion with discourse such as “Sometimes I think I overestimate the damage youtuber's have done to Pathologic discussion”. Overall, the song’s paranoid, sardonic tone and cyclical frustration with a broken world closely echo their voice on the timeline.

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