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Your Simpsons character
Lisa fits best because she’s thoughtful, self-reflective, and leans into her interests the way this user fixates on specific games and characters, like when they say they’re “so fixated on casper now” after the A Date With Death DLC and need “the whole collection and all the endings unlocked” “ahh i recently finally played the beyond the bet dlc for a date with death…”. Like Lisa, they often feel overwhelmed and exhausted by school, work, and life, posting things like “I HATE SCHOOL”, “me after work”, and “wanna sleep foreverrr”. They show a lot of emotional intensity and sensitivity, wishing they could “sleep forever” when their head hurts “my head has been hurting since yesterday, i want to sleep forever” and hoping to be reincarnated as a rock “i hope i get reincarnated as a rock in my next life 🙏”, which matches Lisa’s melodramatic but introspective side. At the same time, they’re very passionate about niche interests and fandoms (pjsk, akito, mizuki, visual novels), similar to Lisa’s intense love for jazz and books, as seen when they talk about saving up and sparking repeatedly for Akito “I HAD TO SPARK FOR AKITO I HATE IT HERE 😭😭😭”. They also show deep affection and idealism in relationships, like when they gush about their partner being “the sweetest person in the world” “my partner is just the sweetest person in the world i love them so much :((”, which fits Lisa’s caring, earnest nature.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean strongly introverted: most activities are solitary or online (gacha games, visual novels, reading MDZS), with low-key social contact and frequent exhaustion, e.g. “wanna sleep foreverrr” and “can i not go to school tomorrow, i can't do this anymore 😓”, and their joy is framed around a close partner rather than big social circles in “my partner is just the sweetest person in the world i love them so much :((”. Their focus is intuitive: they gravitate to fictional worlds, isekai and reincarnation (e.g. “i need a truck to hit me so i can wake up in a different world, isekai me into olnf or pjsk idk man”, “i hope i get reincarnated as a rock in my next life 🙏”), and deeply identify with symbolic/psychological characters like Mizuki and Kim Dokja (“kim dokja is me and i am him”, “feeling like mizuki lately actually…”). They clearly favor feeling over thinking; most tweets are about emotional states and attachments rather than logical debates, with intense reactions like “WHITE DAY TRIO COMEBACK 😭😭😭😭” and empathy for characters and ships such as “i love mascfuyu with all of my heart”. On the J–P axis they appear more perceiving: they often feel overwhelmed by obligations (“i can't play deltarune until i finish my school work 😭😭😭😭”, “i need more money but i hate the thought of working”), procrastinate on things like updating their carrd (“i should really upgrade my carrd today”), and follow impulses in gaming and fandom rather than strict plans. Taken together—introspective, fantasy-focused, emotionally driven, and somewhat unstructured—they best fit INFP.

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He/they • survives on gacha pulls, visual novels & pjsk brainrot • once sparked for Akito and called it ‘character development’– @StarringAster

Your signature cocktail
This cocktail is light, sweet-sour, and a bit escapist—perfect for someone who wants a truck to isekai them into their favorite games like in “i need a truck to hit me so i can wake up in a different world, isekai me into olnf or pjsk idk man”. Lychee soju is soft and playful on the surface but actually pretty strong, reflecting their low-energy exhaustion and wanting to “sleep forever” in “wanna sleep foreverrr” and “my head has been hurting since yesterday, i want to sleep forever”. The matcha syrup adds a comforting bitterness for all the school/work burnout in “I HATE SCHOOL” and “me after work”. Blue curaçao mist represents their multifandom fixation and gacha chaos around Akito and PJSK, like “I HAD TO SPARK FOR AKITO I HATE IT HERE 😭😭😭” and “i had to spark for akito </33333”. The fizzy calamansi soda gives a sharp, refreshing kick for their sudden bursts of hype—whether for DLC, events, or covers—as seen in “WHITE DAY TRIO COMEBACK 😭😭😭😭” and “IT'S SO GOOD, I WANT TO INJECT THIS COVER INTO MY BODY”. Finally, the rock sugar shards nod to their self-deprecating, darkly funny wishes like “i hope i get reincarnated as a rock in my next life 🙏”, turning that vibe into something literally sweet but a little jagged around the edges.

Your Hogwarts House
Aster’s timeline shows strong Hufflepuff traits: they’re very relationship‑oriented and openly affectionate, especially toward their partner, calling them “just the sweetest person in the world i love them so much :((” “my partner is just the sweetest person in the world i love them so much :((” and happily sharing moments like drinking bubble tea together “i love when i drink bubble tea with my beautiful partner”. They also show emotional loyalty to favorite characters and games, sticking with long‑term fixations like Akito and Project Sekai, even suffering through bad gacha luck to get him: “I HAD TO SPARK FOR AKITO I HATE IT HERE 😭😭😭 where did my usual good gacha luck go”. Their complaints are more about exhaustion and coping than ambition or glory, such as wanting to escape stress and sleep forever “wanna sleep foreverrr” and hating school and work despite needing money for hobbies “i need more money but i hate the thought of working but at the same time i need it to fuel my interests more”. The way they relate deeply and empathetically to characters like Mizuki and Kim Dokja, using them as mirrors for their own feelings “kim dokja is me and i am him” and “feeling like mizuki lately actually, hope her event ends well because if not what does it mean for me”, reflects the quiet, sensitive, loyal core typical of Hufflepuff more than the drive of Slytherin, the bravado of Gryffindor, or the cerebral focus of Ravenclaw.

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Aster’s mix of exhaustion, self-deprecating humor, and quiet yearning fits Billie Eilish’s idontwannabeyouanymore almost perfectly. They often express wanting to escape their current life or body, like wishing they could be isekai’d into a game world “i need a truck to hit me so i can wake up in a different world, isekai me into olnf or pjsk idk man” and even hoping to be reincarnated as something inanimate “i hope i get reincarnated as a rock in my next life 🙏”, mirroring the song’s core feeling of not wanting to be yourself. Their ongoing tiredness and wish to sleep forever “wanna sleep foreverrr” and “my head has been hurting since yesterday, i want to sleep forever” echoes the song’s subdued, weary tone. At the same time, Aster’s sensitivity, fixation on fictional characters, and gender/identity struggles “gender crisis, kill me” line up with the introspective, self-critical lyrics about looking in the mirror and not liking what you see. The song’s soft, melancholic sound also matches their constant low-key mood of being overwhelmed by school, work, and life while still clinging to the comfort of fandoms and games “how life has been feeling lowkey”.

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