StarshipCobson
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Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Space Enthusiast: Posts frequent updates about Starship, SEP, Falcon 9 and Artemis missions
- Meme Creator: Reuses the recurring joke "'H Ha! I just called you the n word!'" across multiple tweets
- Gaming Knowledge: References KSP, SFS, HL3 and other games in several posts
- Community Interaction: Quotes other users and replies to followers in many tweets
- Provocative Humor: Uses shocking, absurd jokes like "My girlfriend is 3 years old"
Weaknesses:
- Hate Speech: Uses extremist hashtags such as #DESTROYALLBRITISHPOLITICALPARTIES and #RAPEALLBRITISHPOLICE
- Sexual Vulgarity: Shares explicit sexual content (e.g., wife swallowing chastity‑cage key) in tweets
- Racist Provocation: Repeats racist dialogue about the N‑word in multiple tweets
- Misinformation: Claims Artemis II could launch within two months, contrary to official schedules
- Inconsistent Tone: Mixes extremist rhetoric with trivial memes, creating confusing messaging
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
The user's constant barrage of provocative, rule‑breaking posts – like the repeated shock tweet 'H Ha! I just called you the n word!' 'Aren't you Mexican?' and extremist hashtags such as #DESTROYALLBRITISHPOLITICALPARTIES – mirrors Bart Simpson's love for stirring trouble and flouting authority. Like Bart's catch‑phrase 'Eat my shorts!' the user repeatedly re‑uses the same inflammatory line, showing a desire for shock value over substance. Their random obsessions (e.g., 'SEP released an official block 2 ship. Cant wait for block 3 in Q3 2029') echo Bart's habit of latching onto the latest trends just to be provocative. The disregard for social norms, evident in tweets like 'My girlfriend is 3 years old' and '#RAPEALLBRITISHPOLICE', reflects Bart's typical rebellion against adult expectations and rules. Overall, the chaotic, mischievous, and boundary‑pushing nature of the account aligns most closely with Bart Simpson.
Your MBTI personality Type
ESFP
StarshipCobson posts constantly and tags other users, e.g., “When WW3 breaks out and I have to shoot @megagoose11” and “Everyone in the replies thinking its legit is so funny,” which shows an outward, social focus typical of Extraversion. The content is dominated by concrete, immediate details such as “CHRISTMAS JUST 3 DAYS AWAY,” “160th Falcon 9 launch of 2025,” and “SEP released an official block 2 ship. Cant wait for block 3 in Q3 2029,” indicating a Sensing preference. Their statements are driven by strong personal values and emotions, illustrated by hashtags like “#RAPEALLBRITISHPOLICE” and “#DESTROYALLBRITISHPOLITICALPARTIES,” reflecting a Feeling decision‑making style. Finally, the chaotic, spontaneous nature of the feed—random memes, repeated shock‑value jokes such as “My girlfriend is 3 years old” and “When my wife swallows my chastity cage key…”—shows a Perceiving orientation. Together these traits point to an ESFP type.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you a Starship launch? Because every time I see you, my heart goes full thrust and heads straight for the stars.
- If I were a Kerbal in KSP, I'd burn all my delta‑V just to intercept your orbit and stay docked forever.
- Your bald head shines brighter than any launch pad—it's the brightest beacon guiding my rocket of affection.
- If Grok can turn any moment into a reaction image, then your smile must be the ultimate Minecraft block—glowing, rare, and worth a thousand diamonds.
- Your love is my favorite kind of coal: it fuels my personal Starship, burns hotter than any engine, and propels us straight to the cosmos.
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Your new Twitter bio
Spaceflight enthusiast, KSP modder & meme curator. Once launched a model rocket into a neighbor's BBQ. #Starship fan, gaming & tech geek.– @StarshipCobson
Your signature cocktail
Cobson's Cosmic Chaos
The drink packs a volatile mix of spiced rum, blue curaçao, a shot of energy drink, bacon‑infused bourbon, and a dash of black vodka, mirroring the chaotic, high‑octane energy of @StarshipCobson's timeline. Just as they repeatedly tweet the provocative line "H Ha! I just called you the n word!" "Aren't you Mexican?", the cocktail bursts with bold, shocking flavors that demand attention. Their love of rockets and spaceflight shows up in the electric fizz of the energy drink and the blue hue, a nod to posts like "CobsonLovesStarship 2026" and "When WW3 breaks out and I have to shoot @megagoose11". The bacon‑infused bourbon and black vodka echo the dark humor and edgy content of hashtags like #DESTROYALLBRITISHPOLITICALPARTIES and #RAPEALLBRITISHPOLICE, delivering a taste that is as controversial as it is unforgettable.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
The tweets show a focus on power, ambition, and a willingness to act ruthlessly, matching Slytherin traits. For example, the user writes "When WW3 breaks out and I have to shoot @megagoose11" indicating bold, aggressive action, and "Destroy all AI. But keep Grok cause hes a little funny sometimes" reflecting a strategic, ruthless mindset. Their ambition for spaceflight is evident in "We need SLS for atleast artemis 4/5" and "SEP released an official block 2 ship. Cant wait for block 3 in Q3 2029". The lack of loyalty or scholarly content further points away from Hufflepuff or Ravenclaw, and the aggressive, self‑serving tone aligns best with Slytherin.
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Your song
Killing in the Name - Rage Against the Machine
The user displays a chaotic, anti‑establishment vibe that matches the aggressive protest anthem 'Killing in the Name'. The song’s repeated refrain 'Fuck you, I won’t do what you tell me' mirrors tweets like '#DESTROYALLBRITISHPOLITICALPARTIES' and 'RAPEALLBRITISHPOLICE'. Their hostility toward authority is also evident in lines such as 'Destroy all AI. But keep Grok cause hes a little funny sometimes.' The violent, confrontational tone of posts like 'When WW3 breaks out and I have to shoot @megagoose11' and 'H Ha! I just called you the n word!' echoes the song’s raw anger. Overall the combination of rebellion, hatred for institutions, and a desire to tear things down makes this track the best fit.
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