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Your Simpsons character
Lisa fits best because she’s intensely self-analytical, smart, and often anxious about not living up to her own standards, much like this user’s constant self-critique and goal-setting around their body and habits, as in “does anyone else obsessively google what a normal calorie intake just to triple check that your intake is less or is it just me...”. Lisa often feels like an outsider and lonely even when things look fine from the outside, which mirrors posts like “when everyone in my life thinks that im doing the best i ever have but really im losing my damn mind” and “moving so far away from home and my family is both a blessing and a curse because woah im lonely”. The user’s perfectionism and belief that they could be "great" if they just fixed one thing is very Lisa-coded, e.g. “being 5'9 means that i could look so good if i just stopped bingeing” and “just remembered how pretty id look skinny and i feel crazy. like im 5'9 I LITERALLY COULD BE GORGGG”. At the same time, Lisa also has obsessive streaks and throws herself into causes or interests as coping mechanisms, similar to the user channeling emotions into extreme routines like “okay im fasting until friday wish me luck” and “18k steps today!”. Overall, the mix of introspection, high expectations, loneliness, and using goals as distraction aligns most closely with Lisa rather than the more chaotic or carefree personalities of Homer, Bart, or others.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Introvert (I): they often describe loneliness and distance from others, like feeling left out when “all my roommates hanging out without me fawk” and moving away so they can have disordered eating “in peace” in “moving so far away from home and my family is both a blessing and a curse because woah im lonely but at least i can have disordered eating in peace”, suggesting an inner-focused world with limited social energy. They show Intuition (N) through idealized, future-oriented self-images and motivations: fantasizing about how good they could look at 5'9 in “just remembered how pretty id look skinny and i feel crazy. like im 5'9 I LITERALLY COULD BE GORGGG” and wanting to be “skinny and locked in” for an upcoming trip in “going out of the country next month like i deadass need to be skinny and locked in” shows focus on envisioned possibilities rather than concrete present facts. Their posts are dominated by feelings and self-worth struggles, indicating Feeling (F): they beat themselves up with emotional language in “i did so so so so bad today” and “im so huge this is horrible”, and tie their motivation to crushes and being “pretty” for concerts in “one of my biggest motivators these days is that if bnd go on tour i want to be skinny and look cunty for their concert”. Finally, they appear more Perceiving (P) than Judging: their routines are reactive and mood-driven—swinging between fasting and overeating as in “my friend came over and now ive eaten more than i planned” and “gonna go over my cal limit today and im gonna feel horrible after but oh well ig”—and repeatedly asking open-ended, uncertain questions like “guys how many steps a day is good” shows a flexible, less-structured approach to life. Taken together, this mix of inward focus, idealistic and possibility-driven thinking, emotional intensity, and wavering structure aligns most closely with INFP.

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Kam · 20 · 5'9 with a suitcase half-packed for the next trip and playlists for every mood. Once walked 18k steps by accident on my lunch break.– @starsves

Your signature cocktail
The Sugar-free wild berry energy drink base is a nod to them sipping zero-cal energy as faux coffee, hyped and restless, just like “drinking my sugar free redbull in a mug as if its my morning coffee❤️” and “i used to hate redbulls but lowkey i fw the sugar free wild berries and iced vanilla berry”. A shot of vanilla vodka adds a smooth kick for the nights their roommates want them to drink and they’re debating breaking a fast, echoing “my roommates want me to drink with them but i haven't eaten since tuesday um uh” and “do i break my fast early so i can drink”. Pomegranate liqueur brings a deep, bittersweet red for the quiet loneliness and homesickness beneath the aesthetic, pulled from “moving so far away from home and my family is both a blessing and a curse because woah im lonely” and “i miss my family so insanely much it kills me”. A squeeze of fresh lime juice cuts through everything like their sharp self-deprecating humor and sudden mindset flips, reflected in “cant i be disordered And happy❤️” and “when everyone in my life thinks that im doing the best i ever have but really im losing my damn mind”. Finally, the edible glitter and crushed rock candy rim captures their pink-core, concert-ready, petty-skinny ambition, inspired by “one of my biggest motivators these days is that if bnd go on tour i want to be skinny and look cunty for their concert”, “im so pink core today”, and the determined grind in “i feel like im finally locked in again” and “18k steps today!”. This cocktail is strong, glittery, a little bitter, and wired—just like their timeline.

Your Hogwarts House
Kam’s mindset is intensely goal- and image-driven in a way that aligns most with Slytherin ambition. She repeatedly frames weight loss as a strategic mission she must "lock in" on, especially using it as a calculated distraction from emotions or relationships, like when she says she got ghosted so it’s “time to focus on my eating disorder❤️” “dude i was talking to ghosted me. time to focus on my eating disorder❤️” and when she notes she has to "lock in harder as a distraction" “lowkey got my hopes up so now i gotta lock in harder as a distraction”. Her drive is also fueled by very specific, sometimes petty image goals—wanting to be extremely skinny for "very petty reasons" “needs to get extremely skinny for very petty reasons at the moment” and to look good at a concert or while traveling “one of my biggest motivators these days is that if bnd go on tour i want to be skinny and look cunty for their concert”, “going out of the country next month like i deadass need to be skinny and locked in”. She is also explicitly aware she’s being a bit ruthless about it, leaning into that self-description with lines like “im a bit evil”. Even her use of fasting and high step counts feels like calculated self-discipline as a means to an ambitious aesthetic end rather than for health or community, which is far more Slytherin than Hufflepuff or Gryffindor. While she does show vulnerability and loneliness, the dominant pattern is strategic self-transformation and image-focused ambition, classic Slytherin traits.

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A song that best suits @starsves is “jealousy, jealousy” by Olivia Rodrigo, because it captures body image insecurity, comparison, and the pressure to be perfect. They constantly fixate on being "skinny" and hating their body, saying things like "tried on a dress but im so fat i made the dress look ugly" and "i have a wide rib cage so i'll always be ugly i think", which mirrors the song’s self-critical lines about never feeling good enough. The envy and competitive mindset show up in tweets such as "how it feels seeing everyone's low bmi's when im in the 20's" and "she's forever my inspo", similar to the song’s obsession with other people’s looks and lives. Even their drive to change themselves for external validation, like "going out of the country next month like i deadass need to be skinny and locked in" and "one of my biggest motivators these days is that if bnd go on tour i want to be skinny and look cunty for their concert", reflects the song’s theme of chasing an idealized, aesthetic version of oneself. Overall, the mix of insecurity, comparison, and fixation on appearance in their tweets lines up closely with the emotional world of “jealousy, jealousy.”

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