
Strengths and Weaknesses

Your Simpsons character
Like the teenage rebel Jimbo, Percy exhibits a mix of slacker apathy and a disdain for school, frequently tweeting about his desire to “drop out” and how he'd “rather die than go to college.” He embraces a self-deprecating “loser” persona, much like the Springfield bullies who spend their time “never leaving their room” or being “unemployed.” Despite the tough exterior, he has niche interests in gaming and fandoms, reflecting the modern digital version of a misunderstood, aimless youth. His casual attitude toward “skipping college” perfectly mirrors Jimbo’s classic delinquent energy.

Your MBTI personality Type
Percy identifies as an Introvert, explicitly tweeting, “I love being a loser who never leaves their room,” and preferring to “disappear to a different acc” rather than confronting friends. Their Intuitive nature is shown through a focus on fictional 'brainrot', shipping, and abstract humor, such as asking if “Donald trump slash srs green or am i tweaking.” The Feeling preference is evident in their emotionally charged reactions to daily life, often using hyperbole like “Crying i have college tomorrow” or stating they'd “rather die than go to college.” Finally, their Perceiving trait is clear through a lack of structure and disregard for schedules, seen when they celebrate “Skipping college today” and describe being “unemployed” as productive.

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Exploring Teyvat and Planarcadia between college lectures. Passionate about RPGs, character design, and the occasional jelly bean experiment. He/Him.– @starviizo

Your signature cocktail
This experimental, sweet-yet-bitter cocktail captures Percy’s chaotic student life and deep obsession with gacha games. The heavy splash of bitters represents his academic burnout, inspired by him asking “Is it bad I’d rather die than go to college”, while the bright tropical base honors his simple joys like “I really like pineapples”. The drink is finished with edible glitter to match his hopeful gambling spirit, even when he only has “11 wishes saved for flins”. It’s the perfect drink for a self-proclaimed “loser who never leaves their room” to sip while dodging online friends.

Your Hogwarts House
Percy’s primary motivation is self-preservation and a rejection of systems that do not serve his immediate comfort, as seen when he asks, “Do i tell my online friends i don’t like them no more or do i disappear to a different acc”. His frequent admissions of “Skipping college today 👅👅👅 holy yes 🤍” and asking “how do i drop out” reflect a cunning focus on his own desires over societal expectations. He possesses a dry, edgy wit, casually wondering if “there’s a slur for yumeshippers”, which aligns with the Slytherin tendency toward provocative humor. Ultimately, his pride in “being a loser who never leaves their room” shows a self-assured, albeit unconventional, sense of identity typical of the house.

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The song Loser perfectly encapsulates Percy’s self-deprecating humor and his vocal disdain for academic life. He explicitly leans into this identity, tweeting “I love being a loser who never leaves their room” and celebrating “Another productive day of being unemployed”. The lyrics about hating school and wanting to quit resonate with his frequent complaints, such as “I hate college how do i drop out” and “Is it bad I’d rather die than go to college”. Ultimately, the track's pop-punk energy mirrors the chaotic, chronically online vibe of his bio and interest in vkeitwt.

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