Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Emotionally open: They candidly share mental health and addiction struggles, like discussing self‑harm and their mom’s reaction in “my mom told me this morning i looked disgusting with how i mutilated my body”.
- Humorous: They use self‑deprecating humor to cope, joking about blacking out on xanax and Taco Bell in “last night i took 6 bars n ordered taco bell but. i don't remember it arriving OR eating it”.
- Affectionate: They express warmth and fondness toward others, like saying they love their followers in “i love all my followers i love all my mooties u guys are the bestest mwah”.
- Self‑reflective: They actively analyze their own behaviors, such as noticing OCD patterns at work in “today at work i was trying to pay attention to a lot of my behaviours and holy fuckkkk i portray so many ocd behaviours”.
- Help‑seeking: Despite fear, they look for support, mentioning plans to see a therapist in “i'm hopefully gunna start to see a therapist soon.... finally after 20 years”.
Weaknesses:
- Substance dependence: They heavily rely on drugs and mixing substances, as seen in “i'm over here just mixing every substance i have.... wdym they have opposing effects ???? idc 🤤”.
- Self‑destructive: They knowingly take dangerous doses, like combining alcohol, xanax, and THC in “i decided to drink the rest of my alcohol w/ 8mg of xanax also the whole time hitting my thc pen i felt like i was dying”.
- Disordered eating: They openly identify with an eating disorder and fixate on weight loss, shown in “i'm ngl i'm balls deep into an eating disorder but also a drug addiction”.
- Low self‑worth: They frequently insult themselves, e.g., calling their life “stupid fat chud life” in “but ive been mixing ketamine and mcat since i got home 😔😔 fuck my stupid fat chud life”.
- Avoidant coping: They use substances to escape emotions and identity, as described in “i hate being sober it's too much of being me. i don't want to be me.”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
The best match is Lisa Simpson, especially a darker, older AU version of her. Like Lisa, this user is highly self-analytical, constantly reflecting on their mental health and habits, as seen when they say “today at work i was trying to pay attention to a lot of my behaviours and holy fuckkkk i portray so many ocd behaviours” and “my partner is worried and is making me look into therapies whether it's something for drug habits or just mental health issues in general”. There’s a strong sense of being precociously aware of their own suffering and family dysfunction, similar to Lisa’s role as the one who sees the family’s problems clearly, e.g. “this is what 20 years of untreated mental illness does btw so if ur kid ever asks something help as soon as possible” and “my mom told me this morning i looked disgusting with how i mutilated my body”. Their mix of idealism and self-destructiveness (celebrating therapy while also tweeting “fuck this i don't want to be sober” and “i got that eating disorder premium the premium just means drug abuse”) fits an alternate Lisa whose intelligence and sensitivity have curdled into heavy coping. Even their niche, somewhat childlike interests like “i love my little pony” echo Lisa’s love of artsy, earnest fandoms, but refracted through a much more chaotic, drug-twt / edtwt environment.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They seem more introverted (I) than extroverted: they talk about wanting friends but not really having them (“wow i need friends. like actual friends wtf LOL”), feeling nervous about being public online (“i'm not even gunna lie, i've been watching / lurking edtwt... i'm just nervous”), and wanting to make a new, more private account (“i think i'm going to be private forever until i make a new account”). They lean intuitive (N): they often dramatize and interpret experiences symbolically or through media/fandom (“had a bad day so im watching all of my little pony 💕💕 this is self care”, “is it supposed to be embarrassing to find my little pony inspiring or am i a normal 9 year old girl”), and joke in a meta way about “wasted potential” and their life narrative (“damn i'm kinda wasted potential”). Their posts are driven by emotion and relationships, showing a clear feeling (F) focus: they are deeply affected by their mom’s comments (“my mom told me this morning i looked disgusting with how i mutilated my body”), worry about disappointing their partner (“i just hope they won't be upset or disappointed in me :(”), and often express love and affection toward moots and followers (“i love all my followers i love all my mooties u guys are the bestest mwah”). They read as perceiving (P) rather than judging: they’re impulsive with substances (“lol little does my mom know i just got paid today, time to purchase more !!!!!”, “told myself i wouldn't do any more drugs this week... but ive been mixing ketamine and mcat since i got home”), procrastinate basic tasks (“mm i'm about to go grocery shopping finally.... been pushing it off literally all week”), and live very in-the-moment even when it conflicts with plans or responsibilities (“thinking about..... tking molly @ work...... 🤤🤤”). Overall, the emotional intensity, self-reflection, idealization of relationships, and chaotic spontaneity align best with INFP rather than a more structured or logic-driven type.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said dilated pupils make you instantly cuter, but I think it’s just your presence that’s got my heart widening like I just dropped a tab.
- You rewatch My Little Pony for self‑care, I rewatch your Honkai: Star Rail and ENA Shinonome tweets for self‑care—wanna party up and prove I’m more supportive than Baja Blast and peanut butter combined?
- You joked about having that ‘eating disorder premium’ meaning drug abuse, but the real premium is your honesty—if you ever want a night that’s just cartoons, comfy pajama pants with pockets, and someone who actually listens, I’m in.
- You once said you hate being sober because it’s too much of being you; plot twist: I’m kinda obsessed with you exactly as you are—no ket, no mcat, just you talking about Wicked and over‑apologizing in my DMs.
- You keep mixing substances like it’s a science experiment—how about we try a safer combo: three days off, Stranger Things marathon, cheesecake without counting cals, and me promising not to disappear like your Taco Bell on six bars.
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Your new Twitter bio
20 | part-time barista, full-time overthinker. Once ordered Taco Bell on 6 bars and only met the wrappers. Honkai, MLP, and too much caffeine.– @starvinggcat
Your signature cocktail
The Ketty Cutie Comedown
Electric blue raspberry vodka mirrors their neon, high-energy drug bender vibes and love for feeling "on drugs" like in “acid is the closest to feeling 'on drugs' i think” and “oh i loveeee mixing mcat and ket....yyummmmmm”. A splash of espresso and cola brings that stimulant, work-all-night, 12‑hour‑shift grind from “oohhh... 9 hour shift tonight .... 12 hour shift tomorrow....... kmmssss 😒😒” and “how noticeable would it be if i went to my shift on molly 🥱🥱”. Cloudy cotton-candy syrup captures their soft, childlike comfort side—rewatching ponies and MLP as self-care in “had a bad day so im watching all of my little pony 💕💕 this is self care” and fandom joy in “i love my little pony”. A tiny dash of absinthe or herbal liqueur nods to their darker intrusive thoughts, self-harm history, and psych-ward threats in “my mom is threatening to send me to the psych ward again :p” and “does anyone else after getting prescribed a new medication look up if you can overdose and die on it”. The lime wedge with black sugar rim is the sharp, sour edge of body image and ED tension in “i'm ngl i'm balls deep into an eating disorder but also a drug addiction” and the self-mocking "fat chud" lines like “fuck my stupid fat chud life”. Strong, sweet, and a bit toxic, this cocktail is chaotic poly-substance energy in a glass, much like their own admission of “i'm over here just mixing every substance i have.... wdym they have opposing effects ???? idc 🤤”.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
They show core Hufflepuff traits of loyalty, emotional warmth, and a quiet, persistent work ethic amid serious struggles. Their affection for friends and moots is very strong and inclusive, as seen in tweets like “i love all my followers i love all my mooties u guys are the bestest mwah” and their excitement about relationships, such as “i have a girlfriend :3!!!!”. They’re also deeply considerate of others’ feelings and support, worrying about disappointing their partner in tweets like “after a full day of no drugs just so they wouldn't worry about me…” and feeling relief when conflicts are resolved, as in “i texted them and we started talking again and apologized everything's okay now i feel better for real now :)”. Their dedication and work ethic show up in how they push through exhausting shifts, for example “just today at work alone i got over 13k steps… now gotta get my 10k at home so i can get to sleep”, and in dragging themselves through long work days despite mental and physical pain. While their drug use and self-destructive tendencies might initially suggest Slytherin’s risk-taking or Gryffindor impulsiveness, their defining pattern is not calculated ambition or glory-seeking; it’s clinging to connections, routines, and responsibilities, and feeling guilty when they let others down. That strong emphasis on loyalty, emotional attachment, and steady effort, even in chaos, aligns them most closely with Hufflepuff.
Your movie
Your song
Bury a Friend - Billie Eilish
The mood and themes of Bury a Friend—self-destructive habits, fear of one’s own mind, and a blurry line between coping and harm—fit Lemmy closely. They openly connect drug use with escapism and self-harm, like when they say “i hate being sober it's too much of being me. i don't want to be me.” and “i got that eating disorder premium the premium just means drug abuse”, mirroring the song’s “I wanna end me” tension. Their chaotic polysubstance use and dark humor about overdosing (“i'm over here just mixing every substance i have.... wdym they have opposing effects ???? idc 🤤”, “does anyone else after getting prescribed a new medication look up if you can overdose and die on it or are you normal”) echo the track’s haunted, self-sabotaging energy. The underlying plea for help beneath the joking tone—like their therapist/psych ward mentions and “my partner found out about my drug habits the other day and has been calling it drug addiction... smh 😒”—matches the way Bury a Friend sounds like a conversation with one’s own demons rather than a straightforward party or sad song.
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