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Your Simpsons character
Like Milhouse, Samuel displays an intense, often unrequited devotion to his interests, specifically regarding the character STAT, even claiming “i’m gonna be like the guy who married hatsune miku but with stat.” He possesses a desperate desire for social validation, frequently pleading for engagement by saying “guys go like this art guys please guys” or “please stop it you’re scaring me” when noticing bookmarks. His hobbies involve niche internet subcultures and technical struggles, such as when he admits he likes to “make 3d models in paint 3d because i like to make myself suffer”. Ultimately, his mix of hyper-fixation, self-deprecation, and 'nichecore' aspirations mirrors Milhouse's perpetual status as the lovable, awkward tag-along trying to find his place in a digital neighborhood.

Your MBTI personality Type
Samuel leans toward Extroversion by constantly seeking social interaction and external validation, evidenced by asking followers to “go like this art guys please guys” and declaring “if you follow me: you are my friend”. Their Intuitive nature is shown through a focus on creative concepts and fan-theories, such as their “haunted deli concept for LoL” and imagining “regretevator x die of death ships”. The Feeling trait is prominent in their emotionally driven posting style, using hyperbolic language like “I LOVE YOU LIVE OF LIFE!!” and expressing deep personal attachments to characters. Finally, they display Perceiving traits through a spontaneous, chaotic posting schedule and a self-admitted lack of organization, often tweeting things like “i should do more with this account but i have nothing to post”.

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Samuel | 3D Artist & Blender enthusiast. From Paint 3D roots to crafting 'Die of Death' concepts. Once nearly married a stat; now I just design haunted delis.– @STAT_Addict

Your signature cocktail
This cocktail is a hyper-fixated blend reflecting Samuel’s intense 'non-sharing yume' devotion to Stat, specifically inspired by their claim: “i’m gonna be like the guy who married hatsune miku but with stat.”. The caffeinated kick mirrors their high-energy social media presence, as they admit “i check that tag every hour for stat.”. The bitter lemon notes capture their chaotic relationship with Roblox games, shifting from “FIX YOUR FUCKING GAME” to “I LOVE YOU LIVE OF LIFE!!” in a matter of hours. Finally, the glittery, experimental presentation honors their self-taught creative journey, even if they occasionally feel “my brain has been rotted so badly” by the internet.

Your Hogwarts House
Samuel demonstrates the quintessential Hufflepuff trait of loyalty and a strong desire for community, explicitly telling followers “if you follow me: you are my friend okay”. Their dedication to specific interests is unwavering, bordering on a niche expertise, as seen when they admit “i check that tag every hour for stat”. Despite technical frustrations, they remain a supportive fan, stating “i would play live of life if it wasnt laggy for me.. but im still a fan.. okay?”. This combination of kindness, persistent effort in 3D modeling, and a deep-seated value for friendship makes them a perfect fit for the house of the loyal.

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The user’s intense, self-described “brain rot” and digital obsession with the character Stat perfectly mirror the song's theme of merging one's identity with a machine or game. They describe themselves as a “STAT YUME!!” and openly plan to “be like the guy who married hatsune miku but with stat”, showcasing a parasocial devotion that borders on the uncanny. The user's hobby of creating 3D models and their fascination with “haunted deli” concepts align with the song’s electronic, slightly macabre aesthetic. Furthermore, their admission that they “check that tag every hour for stat” reflects the same obsessive, static-filled energy found in Cabinet Man.

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