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Moe Szyslak is a consistently depressed, selfâdestructive bartender who often jokes about suicide and feels trapped in his own life. In the tweets, @statement39 repeatedly says things like "genuinely going to kill myself idc about doctor appointments anymore i need to cut đ€Łđ€Łđ€Ł" and "the universe genuinely wants me to end it theres absolutely no way", echoing Moeâs hopeless outlook. The userâs obsessive focus on controlling their body (âi need to be bmi 16 by tomorrow please i cant do this đ€Łđ€Łđ€Łâ) mirrors Moeâs attempts to control his circumstances, often through selfâpunishment. Like Moeâs dark humor (âso fucking irritating bro holy shit I need cutâ), the user mixes humor with bleak statements, showing a similar coping style.

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The userâs communication is internally focused, as shown by posts like 'i feel disgusting i need to work out until i pass out' and 'i love being added to lists â€ïžâđ©čâ€ïžâđ©č', indicating introversion. Their emphasis on concrete metricsâ'117 lbs / 53 kgs (bmi 20) â at least 5k steps a day â workout at least once a week' and 'december 21 day 1 : 600 cals maximum â cals / intake : 480 cals â steps : 5,615'âreveals a sensing preference. Decisionâmaking is driven by strong emotions, evident in statements such as 'the universe genuinely wants me to end it theres absolutely no way' and 'i need to be bmi 16 by tomorrow please i cant do this đ€Łđ€Łđ€Ł', reflecting feeling. The presence of structured rules and pinned accountability threadsâ'rules / info â cw : 117 lbs / 53 kgs ( bmi 20 ) â at least 5k steps a day â workout at least once a week'âshows a judging orientation. Together these traits align with the ISFJ type, the detailâoriented, emotionally supportive defender.

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18-yr fitness & mental-health chronicler. Low-cal diet, step-counting, occasional existential musings. Once turned a gym towel into a superhero cape. âïžđȘâ @statement39

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This cocktail, dubbed "Razor's Edge", blends vodka, coconut water, Red Bull, fresh lemon juice, and a dash of bitters. It mirrors the userâs frantic energy and lowâcalorie obsession, echoing their tweet "coconut redbull omad đ€€đ€€đ€€" and the desperate drive to "i need to be bmi 16 by tomorrow please i cant do this đ€Łđ€Łđ€Łđ€Łđ€Łđ€Ł". The sharp lemon and bitters capture the thinâspo mindset and razorâsharp selfâcritique found in "thinspo đ" and "my razors are rusty are u serious". A clear, weightless vodka base reflects the selfâdestructive urges expressed in "genuinely going to kill myself idc about doctor appointments anymore i need to cut đ€Łđ€Łđ€Ł" and the exhausting workout mantra of "i feel disgusting i need to work out until i pass out". Finally, the slender cucumber garnish nods to their love of "i love being added to lists â€ïžâđ©čâ€ïžâđ©č" and the fragile hope that threads of community can hold them together.

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The user repeatedly emphasizes extreme personal goals, such as wanting to reach a dangerously low BMI ("i need to be bmi 16 by tomorrow please i cant do this đ€Łđ€Łđ€Ł") and building muscle quickly ("if i donât build lots of muscle fast im killing myself"). This drive to achieve these outcomes at any cost shows strong ambition, a hallmark of Slytherin. They also pursue resources and status, posting about needing money ("i need money so bad why is no where hiring") and new tattoos ("i need another tattoo or iâll die"). Their willingness to use selfâharm as a method to reach these aims ("genuinely going to kill myself idc about doctor appointments anymore i need to cut") reflects the Slytherin trait of resourcefulness and a ruthless pursuit of goals. Overall, the pattern of ambitious, goalâoriented, and sometimes unscrupulous behavior aligns best with Slytherin.

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The tweets reveal a constant struggle with disordered eating, extreme weight obsession, and selfâharm, as seen in the post i need to be bmi 16 by tomorrow please i cant do this đ€Łđ€Łđ€Łđ€Łđ€Łđ€Ł. The user repeatedly expresses suicidal thoughts and hopelessness, such as genuinely going to kill myself idc about doctor appointments anymore i need to cut đ€Łđ€Łđ€Ł and the universe genuinely wants me to end it theres absolutely no way. The song Hurt by Nine Inch Nails (famously covered by Johnny Cash) directly addresses selfâinflicted pain and a yearning to feel something, with lines like I hurt myself today / To see if I still feel. This raw confession mirrors the userâs own admissions about hurting themselves and feeling worthless, aligning with i feel disgusting i need to work out until i pass out and if i donât build lots of muscle fast im killing myself. The melancholic tone and introspection of Hurt capture the ongoing battle with mental health, making it the most fitting anthem for their expressed state.

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