Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Self-aware: They openly acknowledge patterns like their own tweet themes in “my tweets summed up: omg i purged and i feel bad. What a shock”.
- Emotionally honest: They share feelings of loneliness and struggle directly in posts like “i feel so lonely”.
- Support-seeking: They ask for help and accountability, such as “how do i stop b/ping 🥲” and “i need to be in a strict asf ed gc”.
- Ambitious: They express big academic and career goals in “i wanna study space... i wanna study psychedelics & drugs effect on brains in general...i wanna do so much....”.
- Resilient: They notice progress like reduced self-harm urges in “my antidepressants r actually working bc when i have a bad moment… my first thought isn’t to cut myself” and celebrate small wins such as “i binged yesterday. BUT I DID NOT PURGE !!!!!”.
Weaknesses:
- Self-destructive: They describe ongoing b/p cycles and physical damage in posts like “i hate b/ping so much but i can’t stop my body hurts so bad i feel like i’m dying i’m literally rotting”.
- Body-obsessed: They track weight and appearance intensely in tweets like “back at my lw #yay” and “my face is so round :( i have no jawline”.
- Self-critical: They use harsh language toward themselves, for example “i’m so fucking ugly” and “i am obesity”.
- Risk-taking: They consider or engage in dangerous behaviors like “i found some took like20 senna” and “how dangerous is it to cut my tongue so it hurts to eat”.
- External-validation-seeking: They frequently ask others to judge or control them, as in “do u guys think i’m far” and “i need someone to bully me whenever i eat”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They’re most like Lisa Simpson: bright, self-analytical, and deeply interested in learning, but also overwhelmed by pressure and mental health struggles. Like Lisa, they dream big and are drawn to complex topics, saying things like “i wanna study space... i wanna study psychedelics & drugs effect on brains in general... i wanna do so much.... idk what to pick....” and “i wanna be a psychiatrist but i also wanna do medical research on chronic conditions like POTs and IC… idk.”. Their introspective, lonely side also fits Lisa: “i feel so lonely” and “i don’t feel like the same person i was a few months ago.”. At the same time, they wrestle with intense emotional pain, self-harm urges, and an eating disorder, as seen in posts like “i hate b/ping so much but i can’t stop my body hurts so bad i feel like i’m dying” and “how bad would it be to carve a sigil into myself”, which echoes Lisa’s darker, seldom-seen depressive episodes. Even their interest in witchcraft and spiritual identity—“i’m feeling called to witchcraft”—matches Lisa’s tendency to explore alternative beliefs and subcultures when she feels misunderstood. Overall, the mix of high intelligence, sensitivity, activism over their own mental health, and feeling out of place in their environment makes Lisa the closest match.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean Introvert (I): most content is about their inner world, health, and emotions rather than social events, e.g. “i feel so lonely” and “everyone is a byproduct of my mind and nothing is real”, and when they mention others it’s usually online moots rather than in‑person groups. Their focus on meanings, dreams, and possibilities over concrete facts suggests Intuition (N), shown in tweets about future paths like “i wanna study space... i wanna study psychedelics & drugs effect on brains in general...i wanna do so much.... idk what to pick....” and identity/witchcraft such as “i’m feeling called to witchcraft”. They clearly prioritize feelings and values over impersonal logic, indicating Feeling (F): they share intense emotional pain and self‑worth struggles like “my sister just called me fattie like it’s a joke but yes i am 😞” and “i’m so fucking ugly”, and they celebrate emotional progress with “my antidepressants r actually working... now i’m just unintentionally clean”. Their life appears more reactive and fluctuating than structured, pointing to Perceiving (P): they bounce between plans and impulses like fasting, b/p cycles, and last‑minute decisions (“i wanna b/p But I WONT BREAK MY STREAK”, “i was about to b/p... but i snapped out of it”), and they often express uncertainty about direction as in “i wanna be a psychiatrist but i also wanna do medical research... idk. i guess ill just start with a biology degree and see from there”. Putting these together, their introspective, ideal‑driven, emotionally expressive, and somewhat unstructured style aligns best with INFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You wanna study space and psychedelics and AFAB disorders and chronic conditions… have you considered adding ‘the gravitational pull between us’ to your research focus? I swear the data’s significant.
- You said you’re getting back into witchcraft and making a proper altar — if you ever need an offering, I’m free, emotionally unstable, and highly flammable (for you).
- You’re out here planning med school, autism assessments, chronic illness research, AND witchcraft… if you can juggle all that, I’m confident you could handle one more thing: a low-pressure little date with me.
- You said you don’t feel like the same person you were a few months ago — for what it’s worth, the version of you I’m seeing now is exactly my type, coffee-deprived, space-obsessed, bath-addicted and all.
- Since you’re a bath addict and an exercise bike enjoyer, how about we compromise: I’ll run laps in your mind all day and then we can soak together in the fact that we’re kind of perfect mutuals-in-the-making.
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Your new Twitter bio
18 • she/he • aspiring psych & space nerd. Drinks too much coffee, still forgets to drink water. Trying to understand brains, starting with my own.– @staticprayers
Your signature cocktail
The Static Starfall Fizz
The cold brew coffee concentrate nods to their lifeblood-level caffeine dependency and tiny joys like “finally got some coffee !!! life is great”, while also hinting at the darker “coffee grounds” imagery from “i purged and there was like coffee grounds inside of it”. Pink grapefruit soda adds a sharp, fizzy bitterness that mirrors their blunt self-talk and body image swings, like “i’m so fucking ugly” and “i am obesity”. The pomegranate liqueur brings a deep, bruised sweetness for the loneliness and pain in “i feel so lonely” and the raw self-harm urges in “how bad would it be to carve a sigil into myself”, but still tastes rich and alive. A cotton-candy flavored electrolyte shot is a direct wink to “liquid iv cotton candy flavor my beloved”, symbolizing the fragile, practical ways they keep themselves going despite everything. Finally, edible glitter & ice capture their witchy, space-obsessed vibe from “i wanna study space...” and the shedtwt sparkle of “꧁⎝ 𓆩༺✧༻𓆪 ⎠꧂ new #shedtwt intro”, turning all that chaos into something celestial and shimmering.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
Their strongest throughline is intense curiosity and a genuine love of understanding things, which is very Ravenclaw. They talk about wanting to “study space,” “psychedelics & drugs effect on brains,” and “afab disorders,” and even wrestle with academic/career paths, saying “i wanna study space... i wanna study psychedelics & drugs effect on brains in general...i wanna afab disorders... i wanna do so much.... idk what to pick....” and later “i wanna be a psychiatrist but i also wanna do medical research on chronic conditions like POTs and IC… idk. i guess ill just start with a biology degree and see from there.”. That mix of big-picture intellectual interests and specific scientific focus is classic Ravenclaw. Even their engagement with witchcraft is framed as learning and building practice—“i’m feeling called to witchcraft” and “i feel so happy getting back into witchcraft i can make myself a proper alter now (last time i tried to make one i was 12...)”—which shows a reflective, knowledge-seeking mindset rather than pure aesthetic. While there is ambition around weight and strict routines, it’s less about power or dominance (Slytherin) and more about systems, tracking, and self-experimentation, which fits a troubled but very Ravenclaw-ish orientation toward analysis and self-study.
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Your song
Please, Please, Please, Let Me Get What I Want - The Smiths
The best-fitting song is Please, Please, Please, Let Me Get What I Want by The Smiths, which they explicitly mention loving: “i’m rlly into please please please let me get what i want by the smiths rn”. The song’s quiet desperation and longing mirrors their constant wish for change, whether it’s about their body, mental health, or future (like “i wanna stop b/ping but when i’m binging it’s my happy place” and “i wanna be a psychiatrist but i also wanna do medical research… could i even handle med school with my mental health???”). Its themes of repeated disappointment and hope line up with their health struggles and self-destructive coping, such as “i hate b/ping so much but i can’t stop my body hurts so bad i feel like i’m dying” and “my stomach is in agony”. The yearning in the song also echoes their loneliness and desire for connection, like “i feel so lonely” and their search for strict ED group chats and mutuals. Overall, the song’s fragile hope, sadness, and desire to finally catch a break align strongly with both their stated taste and the emotional core of their tweets.
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