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Your Simpsons character
Statigel mirrors Comic Book Guy’s hyper-critical nature and obsession with "canon" designs, frequently declaring new updates as “actual Slop” and demanding developers “REVERT THE DAGODA REDESIGN”. Much like the Simpsons character, he is deeply embedded in niche fandoms, even going as far as to “slander this Dagoda redesign” because he feels no one else will. He displays a classic elitist attitude toward his hobby, claiming that “TheOnlyPeopleWhoLikeNewDagodaAreNotRealDagodaFans”. Ultimately, his mixture of intense devotion to fictional creatures and aggressive disdain for creator decisions perfectly captures the spirit of Springfield's most cynical fanboy.

Your MBTI personality Type
Statigel exhibits Extroversion (E) through their constant desire for interaction, frequently posting “reposting so more can see dis ovo” and seeking new 'moots.' Their Intuition (N) is shown in their focus on fandom concepts and 'sonas' rather than real-world tasks, often pondering hypothetical scenarios like “what do you think my yumeship is..”. They lead with Feeling (F), making decisions based on intense personal values and emotional reactions to game updates, such as claiming the “redesign is so fugly they gotta revert ts”. Finally, their Perceiving (P) nature is evident in their spontaneous, scattered posting style and their admission that they “completely forgot that I was gonna make a private account” multiple times.

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Passionate about game aesthetics and kaiju creature design. Once spent a week slandering a redesign because I missed the original pixels. He/Him | Proshipper.– @Statigel

Your signature cocktail
This experimental cocktail is as bold and volatile as Statigel’s relentless campaign against game updates, specifically the 'actual Slop (Dagoda Redesign)'. The overproof rum provides a strong kick reflecting his intense energy when he tweets “KILL THE KP DEVS”, while the sour lime mimics his bitter 'slandering' phase. The prickly pear syrup adds a sweet, 'jolly' touch for his favorite characters like Tuzi, his 'goat', and the charcoal powder creates a dark, 'chopped' aesthetic for the creature designs he critiques. Finally, the sparkling tonic represents the 'Dazzling Hebi' rare skins he covets, finishing the drink with a glimmer of hope amidst the fandom drama.

Your Hogwarts House
Statigel demonstrates the classic Gryffindor trait of bold, impulsive standing for his beliefs, even when it leads to conflict. He displays a fiery temperament and a willingness to lead a crusade against authority figures, as seen when he tweets, “REVERT THE DAGODA REDESIGN #KILLALLKPDEVS #BLAMEUNA #ITSALLUNASFAULT #FIREUNA #ALSOFIREMILKSHAKETOO”. This confrontational nature is balanced by a strong sense of loyalty to his 'moots' and his personal 'goats,' such as Tuzi, whom he paints as a hero. His bravery often manifests as vocal slandering of what he perceives as 'slop,' stating, “if I don’t slander this Dagoda redesign who will? It’s why I must continue my slandering”. Ultimately, his direct, unfiltered, and occasionally aggressive advocacy for his community's interests aligns most closely with the house of Godric Gryffindor.

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Statigel’s recent timeline is defined by a deep-seated grudge and a sense of betrayal regarding game updates, perfectly mirroring the theme of a relationship gone sour. His intense hostility toward the developers is evident in extreme demands such as “REVERT THE DAGODA REDESIGN #KILLALLKPDEVS #BLAMEUNA #ITSALLUNASFAULT”, suggesting a permanent rift. The song’s focus on scars and "mad love" turning into conflict reflects how his passion for the game transformed into a mission where he must “continue my slandering” against what he perceives as a personal affront. Ultimately, his aggressive stance that “the devs don’t gaf about anyone but their own opinions” encapsulates the 'Bad Blood' anthem of feeling unheard and retaliating against those who formerly held his interest.

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