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Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Creative: Shares original fanart and ship tierlists, e.g., 'Give me a homestuck character to make a ship tierlist' and redesigns of trolls.
- Engaging: Invites interaction and questions, e.g., 'Put my strawpage as my website... I don’t bite.'
- Community Focus: Mentions mutuals and promotes others, e.g., '@AJARBYTHEDOOR' and 'Completed comm for my buddy @CedarsCalamity!'.
- Humorous: Uses jokes and playful language, e.g., 'My chud ugly son' and 'I HATE TAPHHHHHHHHHHHHH'.
- Passionate: Shows strong devotion to Homestuck, e.g., 'Everytime someone draws gamkar/kat another 10 years are added to my life expectancy'.
Weaknesses:
- Inconsistent Posting: Notes long gaps, e.g., 'I haven’t posted in..a hundred odd years'.
- Self Promotion: Repeatedly advertises strawpage links, e.g., multiple 'Strawpage' mentions.
- Emotional Volatility: Displays intense negative reactions, e.g., 'I HATE TAPHHHHHHHHHHHHH' and 'I HATE Homestuck ...'.
- Quote Reliance: Frequent quoted tweets reduce original content, e.g., many entries end with '[quoted tweet]'.
- Content Clutter: Mixes many unrelated topics (art, gaming, memes, personal updates) in one feed, potentially confusing followers.
Your Simpsons character
Comic Book Guy
Statrius is a hyper‑active, fandom‑obsessed creator who constantly promotes their art and community, much like the Simpsons’ Comic Book Guy who runs a comic store and lives for pop‑culture. Their frequent self‑promotion, e.g., "I’m bored, so here's a reminder that I have a strawpage" and "Put my strawpage as my website for easier access," mirrors Comic Book Guy’s habit of pushing his store and website. Their critical, often sarcastic commentary on media – "Not to #hate, but I think what’s a little disappointing about the Beforus Ancestors is how all of their lore sounds almost the exact same" and "I HATE Homestuck … the creator is like… problematic" – fits Comic Book Guy’s reputation for harsh reviews. The dramatic, over‑the‑top emotional posts such as "I think everyone should like my lovely boyfriend’s art, or I die" echo his melodramatic fandom zeal. Overall, the blend of obsessive fan‑art production, constant self‑promotion, and snarky criticism aligns best with Comic Book Guy.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
The user frequently asks the community for input, e.g., 'Give me a homestuck character to make a ship tierlist of', showing extraverted engagement. They enjoy abstract speculation, such as 'I believe The Shepherd is like the saying "Let them eat cake"' indicating intuitive processing. Their decisions are driven by personal feelings, evident in their bio 'I love my bf ★ ic: @Cloudyfairss' and the tweet 'I think everyone should like my lovely boyfriend’s art, or I die', reflecting a feeling orientation. They post spontaneously, for example 'I'm bored, so here's a reminder that I have a strawpage' and 'New strawpage thread as I have decided to be active on this account once again, make haste', which shows a perceiving, flexible style. These traits together point to an ENFP personality.
Some pickup lines for you
- I know you’re saving your drawing slop for after exams—how about we mix a little love slop into your next sketch and call it a masterpiece?
- If we were a Homestuck ship, I’d be the Karkat to your Gamzee—chaotic, passionate, and always ready for a combat initiation of affection.
- Your Gamkar fanart gave me a few extra years of life expectancy, so how about we spend some of those years on a Forsaken Roblox adventure together?
- I’ve checked out your strawpage, but I’m hoping we can co‑author a private collab where we design a ship‑tier list and put ‘us’ at the top.
- You love Hiveswap trolls and the #homicidalporkchops meme—let’s swap a real‑life date and see if we can turn that porkchop into a sweet, bite‑size romance.
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Your new Twitter bio
Artist & community hub for Homestuck/Hiveswap. Fan art, ship tierlists, and occasional meme. Fun fact: each fanart adds 10 years to my life. #Strawpage– @statrius
Your signature cocktail
Gamkar Slop Spritz
The cocktail’s black rum base reflects the user’s "black" location and the occasional "I HATE Homestuck .....the creator is like....problematic........um...slurs..........davekat mid...." rant, as they wrote "I HATE Homestuck .....the creator is like....problematic........um...slurs..........davekat mid....". A splash of blood‑orange juice gives a vivid red hue that nods to the blood emoji 🩸 in their bio and the line "After college exams I’ll get back to drawing slop🤞🤞🤞", symbolizing their creative "slop". Blue curaçao adds a playful splash of turquoise, echoing their love for Gamkar and Hiveswap, as seen in "People should explore pitch Gamkar more methinks" and "I’m attracted to Zebruh Codakk from Hiveswap". A shot of bacon‑infused vodka represents their "Combat Initiation" and "#homicidalporkchops" memes, referencing tweets like "Combat Initiation Combat Initiation…" and "#homicidalporkchops". Finally, a candy‑striped straw garnish and a fizzy splash of sparkling water give a nod to their frequent strawpage reminders ("I’m bored, so here's a reminder that I have a strawpage") while keeping the drink lively and a little chaotic, just like their stream of fan‑art and meme‑filled timeline.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
The user constantly seeks visibility and influence, as shown by "Put my strawpage as my website for easier access, link for my carrd is in there too" and "Thank you for 1k I'll do absolutely nothing for this," indicating ambitious self‑promotion. They also demand support in a manipulative way, saying "I think everyone should like my lovely boyfriend’s art, or I die," which reflects a desire to control perception. Their strategic use of multiple fandoms (Homestuck, Hiveswap, Forsaken) and creation of tier lists shows resourcefulness, a classic Slytherin trait. Additionally, competitive posts like "Boosting chat, oomfs account got wrongfully sussed ;o(" and "Stop the count!!!" reveal a drive to dominate the conversation.
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Your song
I'm Still Standing - Elton John
The song 'I'm Still Standing' captures Statrius' resilient, always‑on‑the‑grind attitude despite the ups and downs of fandom life. They brag, 'I’m still alive, here’s a reference of my trollsona that I finished yesterday #homestuck #fantroll,' echoing the lyric 'I'm still standing after all this time.' Their determination to get back to art after exams – 'After college exams I’ll get back to drawing slop🤞🤞🤞' – mirrors the song’s upbeat defiance. Even when bored they keep promoting themselves – 'I’m bored, so here's a reminder that I have a strawpage' – showing they keep standing tall. Their love‑hate relationship with Homestuck – 'I HATE Homestuck … the creator is like… problematic…' and 'I think everyone should like my lovely boyfriend’s art, or I die' – reflects the emotional swings in the song’s bridge.
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